Corruption Chronicle
Corruption Chronicle is an attempt to chronicle some current politics and its effect on society as a whole. The main thrust is the promotion of a multi-party politics and a condemnation of our current single party politics.
A Funny Thing Happened
The humorous stories that Dr. White tells about in this book are all about people in and out of the church and the ups and downs of life in the parsonage. Funny things can happen at church, and the behavior of some religious people can make you laugh and laugh. Behind the humor in this book is often a spiritual truth. But this is more than a religious book. It is about changing times in North Carolina for three quarters of a century. Dr. White keeps telling about things he has learned during this time, or maybe he is subtly teaching his readers to learn with him what religion is really all about. The people in the stories may seem like someone you know in your own church or family. The comical stories will entertain you while you ponder their meaning. The more serious ones may touch you deeply.
Blogonit
This book is a compilation of my daily blogs that were mostly written during 2016. It includes reactions, observations, criticisms, accolades, or just plain head shaking frustration regarding some issue or event of the day. The blogs stem from either a TV or newspaper item or a personal encounter with everyday madness in daily life.
The Book Of Captions
The Book Of Captions is finally here! It's the year of fire captions & with the help of this book you'll always be ready to take your photo to the next level. The Book Of Captions contains 400 of the best and original captions ever created so you don't have to. Simply flick through, select the caption of your choice and prepare to impress. Enjoy hundreds of fire captions at your fingertips.
Worst. Book. Ever.
Max Power, secret agent, Nobel Laureate, private eye, is a big damn hero. All the chicks dig him. But when Femfa Tall, a rising starlet with a big problem, comes to him for help, he finds himself up against his arch-nemesis the evil Doctor Guy... again. No worries---ninjas, time travel, rebels with their own flags, robots, evil clones, Double Entendre, and pirates can't make a dent in Max Power's awesomeness---or can they?
Through the Bottom of a Glass
Through the Bottom of a Glass is the continuing story of Donald Jackson, the ex-telephone engineer pretending to be a private eye. There is still no sign of little girls, white rabbits or mad hatters but there is one big girl, a dead dog and a couple of rather annoyed managers.
Stoner
You've hungered for life's meaning and have sought out gurus, yogis, roshis, rabbis, cardinals, bishops, shamans, seers, sages, mullahs, muftis, tricksters, healers, hasids, and prophets, but you've never sought the advice of a stoner. Until now. STONER: FEVERISH RAMBLINGS ON THE MEANING OF LIFE gives you a portion of life's baggie all packed in a silver bowl and ready to go. Got the munchies for life's meaning? This short hilarious book won't set you straight, exactly, but you'll definitely enjoy the trip.
Wild Tales
Wild Tales, gentle but strong as Mother Nature herself. More furry than fairy, these are tales where Nature is the hero yet always strange and unpredictable. The interaction of man or child with Nature can be funny and tragic, even at the same time. The thinking creatures of the earth imagine Nature is a place where they play out their lives, whereas the animals and children who truly do live in the moment, are able to flow with it, allowing it to take them where it will. This collection of story and verse gives 13 reminders of how Nature will always win in the end!
Sin and the Single Hijabi
The trial and tribulations of a group of pious Hijab-wearing students as they navigate the social norms of University life whilst trying to be good Muslims. Noorie, aka Dr No, the headstrong medical student notorious for rejecting marriage proposals, juggles demanding studies with potential boyfriends and a far too pretty younger sister on the brink of becoming engaged. Her friends, the loud-mouthed aggressive Shazia, the designer-obsessed Furhat, the meek and giggly Rahat, and the strident Shagufta, try their best to help but things just keep getting worse. A chick-lit with a difference; not an expose but more of a cover-up. "You're one boyfriend away from an honour killing!"
The TRIPLE BOOK
Three books in one! (cause they're super short) (easy reading) ONE: Nikes and Colt .45s: a Gun Runner's Tale. story of a cheetah who makes guns in a post anarchy world TWO: Bull Story. story of a bovine out to save his woman THREE: Horse, Walking story of a clydesdale almost out of smokes Murder, Sex, Drugs! everything you've come to expect from the Rayverse Books
Something Better
Mark unwittingly leaves his office job to go travelling around the world. After finding adventure on a beach in Thailand he has to return home quickly due to a family accident. With no job on his homecoming he finds himself at a crossroads. Somehow he finds work on a livestock farm in the Durham Dales. It does not start well and soon he realises just how out of his depth he is. Under the watchful eye of the angry farmer and the protective wing of the lovely farmer's wife, Mark has to either persevere and show some resolve or suffer the indignity of quitting. One way or another he has to make a decision soon as lambing season looms. It cant be that hard can it?
funny jokes
stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local
Bob Zombie - Pocketbook Volume One
Most of the patrons ran from the bar, screaming, except for Bob's friends, who made a human wall around him, and the brave doorman, who was trying to reason with the zombie hunter. "He's not a zombie, sir. He's a rapper. Granted, he isn't very good, but that's no reason to SHOOT him." Herbert wouldn't be persuaded. "Zombie," he said. "He has to DIE. Um...AGAIN." "Look," said the doorman, "Even if he is a zombie, he isn't hurting anyone." The story of BOB ZOMBIE will touch your soul, move you to the depths of your being...and stuff. Paul Counelis (Rue Morgue, Halloween Machine) joyfully brings you a quirky tale of the bizarre, gleefully illustrated by Randy Dunckley (Spook Sleuths). YOU WILL NEVER FORGET(and stuff)...BOB ZOMBIE! Back cover: Gus Counelis as the zombie hunter Herbert Pleasance!
Hold My Beer and Watch This (Hardcover)
The hilariously unfortunate true stories of my drunken mayhem, the sex, girls, and trainwrecks of my life, and navigating the stupidity of the internet and real-world BDSM community. Have you ever sport-f*cked a blind girl? Or met Merlin the Magician while on acid? Found the craziest person in the freakshow? Been belligerent at terribly inappropriate times? Thought you've found the dumbest girl in the world? Wondered what happens when you get pepper sprayed in the balls? Stopped caring about anything but having fun? I have. And the stories are hilarious.
More Stories My Hairdresser Likes
This is a collection of much-loved family stories. They have been passed down through their re-telling in the evenings as we all gathered at the end of the day and happily remembered our past adventures with our colorful relatives.
Pictures From Italy
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Fantastical Point Reyes
A book of satire and sass about wild, wonderful, wacky Point Reyes, California, with particularly painful pokes at the National Seashore, but with ample applications of absurdity to local lunatics as well.
Pete Boone, Private Eye - Season Four Scripts
Season Four of 'Pete Boone, Private Eye' was a magic series. To celebrate 30 years of the character, this souvenir book of the scripts conveys just some of the fun and excitement enjoyed by our viewers on Aurora TV across Australia.
Pictures From Italy
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Underappreciated Wit of Hal Mayforth
A collection of cartoons and humorous observations from nationally recognized humorous illustrator Hal Mayforth
Trump In Limericks
Trump in Limericks contains over 300 humorous limericks and jokes with illustrations poking fun at Trump and his supporters and enablers. This book captures the essence of the 2016 election up to the 2020 campaign during the corrupt Trump Administration. This book is printed using premium coated paper making it suitable as a gift.
Words of Wit From The House of Bragg
words of wit, humor, advice, sayings, funny sayings, information
25 Years of Golf Trip Stories
This is a collection of 25 years worth of stories from an annual golf trip that we have taken. The trip started out with just a couple of foursomes and now has turned into 28 to 32 guys every year. The stories aren't really about the "golf". They're more about what happens after the golf is done for the day. They include stories of who got kicked out of where, who pulled an all nighter, and just basic stories of guys doing a whole lot more than golfing on their annual golf trip.
Europe After 8
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Saving Santa Paws
Santa paws has been kidnapped and taken to a far away place. Pages from the Book are missing and people's stories are being lost. Can the friends find Santa Paws in time for Christmas deliveries? This is a humorous account of the adventures of a group of travellers from the Book of Face. It is a fun read.
Pete Boone, Private Eye - Season Three Scripts
The complete third season scripts of Australian community television's hit series 'Pete Boone, Private Eye' (Australian's Worst Detective) is contained in this volume. It includes not only the 'Spamlet' play as filmed for the first four episodes, but also the rest of the Murdoch Shakespearean Trilogy. Fabulously illustrated by Tom Ward, it is a must for any fan of the show.
Custody Entries
A book about misspelt entries and quotes from a police cell block
101 Nonsense Rhymes
A collection of a hundred and one nonsense rhymes from Deric Barry
Lol
In his debut, Charlie Nitric takes the reader on a roller coaster of hilarious experiences. Rich in excitement, each short story is jam-packed with entertainment that will keep you highly amused and eager to jump into the next. "LOL" will keep you giggling from start to finish. From rodents to dentures to divorces to French kisses, every reader will fall in love with the tales in this book.
The Shakespeare Delusion
The Shakespeare Delusion is a new dramatic monologue by multi award-winning playwright Robert Crighton, exploring the madness behind the so called 'Shakespeare Authorship Question'. Professor Ashborn invites you to share in his latest discoveries and lead you through the terrible secrets behind the man people call Shakespeare. Did he really write the plays? Was he really bald? Did he like cheese? Using recently uncovered documentation Professor Ashborn can finally tell the true and completely true, truly true, utterly true, true story of the Shakespeare delusion! Includes a short essay on the nature of the so called 'Authorship Question' and why it is so important to not give in to attacks on Shakespeare's existence.
Ffurtz
Law enforcement officers and the voters have long had the problem of discerning crooks from politicians, and both from the law-abiding citizenry. This book illustrates both penal and political categories with actual photographs of the category personages.
Upsidedown
As a responsible father and Christian being diagnosed with Bipolar II wasn't the problem. Finding someone who could understand it was. The only thing more bizarre than his behaviour was the advice he received.
Take Five
Five minutes is all it takes to bring a smile to your face or chase away the blues with Bob Coulson's one page vignettes. These stories, compiled over a life-time, take the ordinary and show you that humor can be found almost anywhere -- even while pushing a grocery cart. Bob Coulson's humorous collection of work is endless but we've chosen the best of the best to tickle your fancy. So kick back, relax and leave the stress of the day behind. It only takes five minutes to renew your perspective and once again believe that life can be hilarious.
The Motion Before You . . .
Whether you love Committee Meetings, or hate them, then this little book will give you a lot of amusement! Based loosely on the style of THE VICAR OF DIBLEY, and YES MINISTER!, each of the ten skits can be performed as a role-play, which could let Committee members have a jolly good laugh at themselves!
Palm Island, Desire Beach
In this quirky, romantic comedy, two couples become marooned on a deserted island after their speedboat strikes a hidden shoal. To survive, they must subsist on meager rations of booze, snack foods, and a powerful homeopathic aphrodisiac. The situation quickly deteriorates into a melee of deception, debauchery, and forbidden love. Another uproarious beach-read from Davidoff!
The Book of Bald
Join one man in his dark, disturbing, and hilarious fight to silence his hair demons. This is the bald bible, and it's successfully lead hundreds of men in all over the globe to a better bald life. Sure, you'll learn about bald spots and hat strategies, but more importantly, you'll learn how to lose your hair without losing your dignity, your confidence, or your manhood. Here's what readers are saying: "Kyle's hilarious frustrations come across with a manly realism reminiscent of Bill Burr, with the self-help elements of Neil Strauss' "The Game"." "What begins as a young man's painful journey through grief ends as an uplifting tribute to character. Honest, insightful and crazy funny, Weber makes bald beautiful." Do yourself a favour and pick up the Book of Bald, because life is too short to worry about hair loss.
The Strange Case Of The Flying Meatballs
This is the story of the last three years of my father's life who was suffering at the time from Alzheimer's/dementia. It is a wild ride with talking crows, magical wolves, wild women, fast cars, old brujos, Topanga Canyon, South Florida, santeria, machine guns, rattlesnakes, friendships and wackadoo cosmic debris.
Ghost Of Thornley Hall In Cumbria
A spoof play that takes in murder mysteries, ghost stories, thrillers and Poirot!
Animal Shorts
Looney Tunes meets Southpark. Short stories that'll make you feel something (for god's sake you're dead inside, you robot) and hopefully laugh
The Little Nell Poems
Welcome to the world of Little Nell; an adorable, plaid jumper-wearing, doe-eyed girl. Little Nell is cute and spunky with only one unfortunate, minor flaw. She has a habit of dying. ...a LOT. Craig Gilbert continues to make us smile and laugh with his poetic, gallows humor in this, the fourth installment of the Little Nell poems.
