Brexit's A Musical Trick
THE PERECT BOOK FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS CHEERING UP ABOUT BREXIT*** "Very Witty" - Dillie Keane, "Fascinating Aida".If you enjoy Musicals and take an interest in politics this book is for you (or whoever talks about politics to you)!****Includes a full-length Brexit musical. #BrexitsAMusicalTrickBoris ValBoris has a "Do or Die" battle of wills with his Nemesis, Govert, and ponders "Must I Lie".The People deplore austerity and sing (together?) "We Know What We're Voting for".Camerine departs, and later laments "I Dreamed a Dream".Theryline seeks to deliver something. Can she battle Laundrette? What will happen when Lord Pannini goes to the Supreme Court?How will the mischievous Faragier ("Master of the Spiel") affect anything?What about the four people who suddenly appear with billboard posters?Will Theryline need the help of Arline?How long will ValBoris and Davine endure working with Theryline after Chequers? ("One Day More")Will ValBoris triumph?What about the irrepressible street urchin Corboche who argues for the "Little People"? "They laugh at me because I don't have Number 10 keys, They laugh at me because of low support by MPs", but will he have the last laugh, or not?Will the urbane Rees-Moggi be discovered lying in the House of Commons?Grievous the MP laments "Empty Houses, Empty Benches", but then a Wise Lady who is sporting a Spider decides to tackle the Lie.What is the resolution of ValBoris agony: "Who is this man, What sort of devil is he, To have me caught by the Benn, And then not let me go free?"This book includes a full-length musical with familiar tunes which tells the sorry story of Brexit from 2016. Enjoy these yourself, karaoke with your friends, or even stage a concert .Songs include: "At the End of the Day we've a Need for a Leader", "Do or Die", "Lovely Tax Breaks", "I Saw the Polls", "One Day More - at Chequers", "Bring Him In""Any Deal Will Do", "Goodbye Speaker's Green Chair", "We are Family (I've Not Got My Sister With Me)", "No Deal Wizard (There Has to Be a Twist)"and "Bridge Over Doubled Borders".The most prized assets of the National Health Service are identified in "Our Favourite Things". Boris rages "How dare they replace me with a block of ice in "So Don't Go" but reflects "I didn't want snowflake votes anyway".After the General Election the Prime Minister is given his "To Do" list starter with "Time Every Trade Deal".To find out more, search using #BrexitsAMusicalTrickTHE NET PROFITS FROM THIS BOOK WILL BE DONATED TO REGISTERED CHARITIES **** This is the hilarious follow-up to the initial collection of parody by Mike Cashman & Robin Wallington, which included "Brexitian Fantasy" and "I am the Very Model of a Prejudiced Etonian" - see the videos on YouTube#BrexitsATrickNotATreatComments on "Brexit's a Trick not a Treat?" songs"Great book for Remainers or Leavers!" - Amazon Review'This book is a chance to howl in laughter instead of anger. A laser-like humorous side swipe at the Brexit madness.' Lord Michael Cashman (no relation!), "Extremely inventive parody of the highest quality, which succeeds in delivering a serious message" - Amazon Review"The best thing to come out of Brexit" - Hugh Grant tweet.NEW - Use this book to enhance your enjoyment of the CD (or USB) - see full lyrics in the book for all the songs on the CD and many more.
What if Sweat Smelled Like Chocolate?
Like many stay-at-home moms, I have an "explore-the-world" mind. I have learned that an imagination is a wonderful thing when doing day-to-day mundane chores like laundry and cleaning toilets. My imagination has often led me to questions ranging from fantastical (#190. What if you could choose your dreams before you went to sleep?) to world-changing (#1216. What if the memory of everyone on Earth was suddenly erased?). Sometimes my mind even meanders to downright weird places (#55. What if humans had no cartilage in their noses or ears?)Peppered with celebrity quotes about imagination, What if Sweat Smelled Like Chocolate? - The Ponderings of a Wandering Mind is simply a list of 1216 of those What if...? questions that popped into my head as I was folding my umpteenth load of laundry. Covering random topics ranging from sports to dating, politics to celebrities (and yes, even s-e-x), questions range from the somewhat common (#13. What if every word in the English language was actually spelled the way it sounds?) to "What the heck made you think of that?!" (#289. What if you woke up in the morning with blood all over your clothes and cuts and bruises on your hands?). Party, dinner party, barbeque, or even a first date - this book is the ultimate conversation starter! - Author Nikki Aksamit
EmbrYO!
We are proud to announce the arrival into the world of publishing, "EmbrYO!- The Mother of all Books."Readers will fall in love with EmbrYO! The funniest, street-smart, funky little trash-talking fetus to hit the publishing world. He's wise beyond his period of gestation. There's nothing that gets by this little guy. You'll appreciate cartoon after cartoon of EmbrYO's satirical and provocative commentary. WARNING: pregnant women beware, it might just break your water from laughing so hard!
Birmingham
You know that Birmingham isn't shit. Sometimes, though, you can't articulate exactly why...In this funny, revelatory and occasionally even nostalgic collection, the team behind Paradise Circus explore the places, people and Brummie ephemera that delight us about the second city. It lays out the ineffable reasons why we say 'Birmingham: it's not shit', and then effs them.Meet at the ramp and Jon Bounds, Jon Hickman and Danny Smith will dally down Dale End and take you up The Ackers. Discover Aston Villa's sarcastic advertising hoarding, learn why Snobs could literally be magical, and dig up what might or might not be buried under Spaghetti Junction.Cover by Foka Wolf"If you think it's looking dark over Nechells Green and your face is as long as Livery Street and, if you can forgive me for getting all kippers and curtains, this book will hearten you." Stephen Duffy of The Lilac Time"Birmingham is a mythical city, like Jerusalem once was before it became a place you could just go to. For me Birmingham has more in common with Camelot than it has with Coventry." Bill Drummond
EmbrYO!
We are proud to announce the arrival into the world of publishing, "EmbrYO!- The Mother of all Books."Readers will fall in love with EmbrYO! The funniest, street-smart, funky little trash-talking fetus to hit the publishing world. He's wise beyond his period of gestation. There's nothing that gets by this little guy. You'll appreciate cartoon after cartoon of EmbrYO's satirical and provocative commentary. WARNING: pregnant women beware, it might just break your water from laughing so hard!
Grandpa's Cheese
In the tradition of humor anthologies like those of Steve Martin's Pure Drivel, Woody Allen's Getting Even, and the author's favorite, Jack Douglas' Never Trust a Naked Bus Driver, SK Morton has cobbled together some of his own essays, short stories, and other illegible tripe, to form Grandpa's Cheese.With the book divided into sections featuring unauthorized autobiographical works, fictional non-fiction, and original plagiarized stories, Grandpa's Cheese is guaranteed to provide, a minimum of, two sympathy chuckles. Still not sold? Neither was Harper Collins. But their loss is your breaking even. Grandpa's Cheese has been described as a throwback to midcentury style comedy from writers who knew how to walk the line between satire and farce with clever wordplay and silly takes on otherwise mundane life events. In Grandpa's Cheese, SK deftly bounces between voices likened to Steve Allen to Don Rickles to Dave Letterman to Tina Fey.
Fast Fierce Women
Praise for Fast Funny Women, last year's breakout in the Fast Women Series, edited by Gina Barreca "If you're a woman and you like humor in your life--plus intelligence--get this book." --Nancy Thayer, author of Family Reunion "Every man should read this book." --Jay Heinrichs, author of Thank You for Arguing The 2nd book in the FAST WOMEN SERIES, with fierce new works from writers you know by heart--NYT bestselling novelist Caroline Leavitt, NPR's own Maureen Corrigan, award-winning poet Phillis Levin, stand-up comic Leighann Lord, Founder and Director of the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Teri Rizvi, playwright Beth Blatt, screenwriter Pamela Katz, activist and author Leslie Morgan Steiner, Rabbi Marisa Elana James, Pastor Jamie Spriggs, activist and teacher Ebony Murphy-Root--alongside other familiar and emerging authors whose original pieces were commissioned.
I Hate to Second-Guess Myself, or Do I?
A collection of poetry powered by Yannantuono's offbeat sense of humor and whimsical way of looking at the world, with a fair share of deeply reflective pieces, too. The comical tone of the collection is evident in its first poem, "Agita Villagio," about a subpar restaurant where "The fazool tastes like filings, / The pasta like cork, / The pizza's repulsive, / The waiter's a dork." The limericks scattered throughout this collection continue that tenor by poking fun at dog lovers, reincarnation, erectile dysfunction and Rhode Island, among other things.... "Turpin," a poem about...English boxer Randolph Turpin, is arguably the collection' s most profound work, helping make this assemblage of poems much more than witty verse and off-color limericks. Insightful poetry that's indomitably playful.-Kirkus Reviews
The Book of Raves
This book is a collection of popular radio monologues written and performed daily over many years by Chicago news personality Dave McBride; a mix of wordplay, topical satire and observational humor.
Dogology
Dogology explores the bizarre and very funny world of canine science. Vital questions answered include: - Why do dogs fart (but cats don't)? - Do dogs feel guilt, love, happiness or jealousy? - What does it mean when a dog wags its tail more to the right or the left? - Why do dogs poo with their bodies aligned north-to-south? - Do dogs dream? If so, what about? - How do dogs smell epilepsy, cancer and human sadness? - How many hairs are there on your dog? - What does your dog hear when you talk? Packed with fascinating facts, quirky scientific revelations and weird stories about our furry friends, Dogology offers a secret glimpse inside the canine body and mind.
1001 Jokes 4 Kids
'1001 Jokes 4 Kids' has over 190 pages crammed with over one thousand of the most hilarious jokes, riddles, knock knocks, limericks, tongue twisters complete with humorous illustrations and so much more!◆ Family friendly◆ Helps kids improve their reading skills with a book they really enjoy◆ A chance to impress family and friends◆ Ideal for wet days at home, road trips or when on holiday◆ Great value for money'A real feast of funnies' guaranteed to keep kids laughing and entertained for hours!
Freedom’s Rush II
The best bike is the one you're on, The best road is the one you're traveling, The best destination is wherever you're headed, The best time to get there is whenever you arrive.Dwight Bernard MikkelsenFreedom's Rush II: More Tales from the Biker and the Beast has Foster Kinn completing his mission to ride "the Beast," his trusty motorcycle, through all fifty states. Encountering all sorts of characters along the way, Kinn relates what it's like to just ride--to rid for the "helluvit," to ride becasue it brings you places you would have never travelled to otherise. Af times thoughtful and poetic, Kinn is at his philosophic, hilarious best. You will want to get on your bike and ride. Reading Foster Kinn is like Bill Bryson meets Easy Rider--it's a funny, wild and unpredictable ride worth every minute you'll spend on it. Aaron Heinrich, Publisher and Editor of Asphalt & DirtFoster Kinn wakes you up like a rush of cool, open air. You'll laugh at his mishaps, yet marvel at his commentary asides that are as keen and edifying as his back-roads jaunts. Ronald Joseph Kule, Author/BiographerFoster Kinn is simply the greatest stream of consciousness biker philosopher on the planet today. He's a Renaissance man on a Harley. Jefe Smith, Author of Life, America and the RoadReading Freedom's Rush is like listening to a master storyteller regale you with tales from the road. Kinn has earned his place as one of America's great narrative writers. Marc Teatum, co-author of The Biker Story Series, published by Blockhead Press Foster Kinn artistically blends humor with his amazing ability to describe the ride, the roads, the scenes, and the tremendous joy filling his soul. Gonzo Gonzalez, Chairman of the Southern California Motorcycling AssociationIf this book doesn't make you want to get on a bike and explore this land, nothing will; and if you can't do it yourself, "riding bitch" with Kinn is the next best thing. Gary Gardner, Author and Columnist for Quick Throttle MagazineI found countless instances about being a biker and riding I could relate to. Big Badge Velasquez, Co-Founder and CEO of Bikers4BooksIf I ever write a non-fiction biker book, I want it to read like Kinn's.Troy Mason, author of the IRON KINGZ outlaw biker series
Drunk as Lords
We've always been soaks and boozers, convinced that a magic elixir would make us taller, charming and just a little less gross. Then we hard wired that bad idea into society.Drunk as Lords is a hilarious ramble through the What, How and Why of drinking since the beginning. And we really mean the beginning. From drunk monkeys descending out of the trees, the awful wine of the ancients, booze-fueled revolutions, the world's bloodiest cocktail to next week's hangover. Is wine over priced and why? Why did the ancients vomited with such gusto? The dark side of rum... and what happens in those barrels and why is it so wonderful?In turns both grim and funny, Richard Murff follows the history, science and lore of spirits from a floating bourbon rickhouse on the Mississippi River, being force fed vodka in the Ukraine, and William Faulkner in Iraq. Drunk as Lords is the story of civilization... and distillation.
I Almost Died Last Wednesday
"Would you like to see what a piece of fried chicken looks like after I remove it from your heart?"These startling words came from a surgeon as 360-pound Sellers lay on an operating table experiencing a catastrophic and life-threatening cardiac event.It was enough to get his attention-and transform his life.That day, he came to a sobering realization: change or die.In I Almost Died Last Wednesday, Steven Sellers shares with uproarious humor and startling candor the event and the process that helped him shed a hundred pounds (and counting). Readers will learn from his experience: I Almost DIED Last Wednesday Steven Sellers- a simple strategy for losing weight (nogimmicks or high-cost program needed)- four easy changes to your lifestyle that willmake a BIG difference in your health- tips for communicating more effectively withyour health-care providersIt's a quick read with high impact. Read it, apply it, and change the trajectory of your health-and maybe your life.
Oregon Trivia
Enjoy this rich and entertaining collection of facts about the colorful people and places of Oregon. Read about the town that has a bluebird house in front of every home, the best place in the world to windsurf, the world's smallest official park and the Oregon community where it's illegal to box with a kangaroo. And so much more...
Catology
Catology explores the bizarre and very funny world of feline science. Vital questions answered include: - Why do cats have a secret second nose?- Why don't cats fart (but dogs do)?- Do cats feel guilt, love, happiness or jealousy?- Why are cats' tongues covered in microscopic hooks?- Do cats always land on their feet?- Why are cats so scared of cucumbers?- Why do cats purr both when happy and when distressed?- How do you interpret cat language? Packed with fascinating facts, quirky scientific revelations and weird stories about our furry friends, Catology offers a secret glimpse inside the feline body and mind.
U Can't Make This Stuff Up!
DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED! THIS BOOK HAS SEXUAL HUMOR THAT MAY EMBARRASS U. OFFENSIVE JOKES THAT ARE INTENDED TO RAISE EYEBROWS BUT HURT NO ONE. IF ANYTHING...I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING OR ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. MANY THINGS IN THIS BOOK ARE ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO...BUT THEY GET DONE. I WANT TO EMPHASIS...DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR OFFENDED EASILY. THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR...MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR
U Can't Make This Stuff Up!
DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED! THIS BOOK HAS SEXUAL HUMOR THAT MAY EMBARRASS U. OFFENSIVE JOKES THAT ARE INTENDED TO RAISE EYEBROWS BUT HURT NO ONE. IF ANYTHING...I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING OR ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. MANY THINGS IN THIS BOOK ARE ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO...BUT THEY GET DONE. I WANT TO EMPHASIS...DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR OFFENDED EASILY. THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR...MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR
Short Ribs
This volume is the first of an intended series of comedic fiction, based on observations and reflections on the world as we create and perceive it in an everyday sense. These reflections are contained within the various puns, riddles, micro-stories and cartoons herein, flavoured by the liberal dusting of a dry sense of humour. Elements of life common to all of us are found here, expressed in a minimalist manner so that you, the reader, form the true image in your head, as pertinent to your life. The words simply plant the seed. Just be warned that the seed may provide unexpected fruit, but this is fully intended. If life were to be fully predictable, it would have no life in it. To laugh at our own foibles is to be content with ourselves, even if only for a moment or two. We trust you will embark with us on a voyage of introspection, celebration and pure imagination as we set out to explore the frontiers of the human experience and the nether-reaches of pure silliness. This combination sets us free of the weight of world for a time, opens our hearts and minds to recall the many roads and milestones of our lives, while wrapped in the warm hug of humour. Come with us. We have cookies!
Confessions of a Self Imposed Derelict
In the next installment of Jayk Sterkenburg's "The Modern American Dream", he once again finds himself- now reluctantly- resorting back to the lifestyle he finds almost obligatory. As plans fall through time and time again, living in his car seems to be Jayk's only option in finding out what he really wants- and needs- in life. In "Confessions of a Self Imposed Derelict", read Jayk's list of five things that feel better than self pleasure, a breakdown of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, and witness the deterioration of a young man's psyche recorded in a book.
How to Be an Old Person
Congratulations! You made it! You're an Old Person! But entering into your golden years isn't all hard candy and unreserved flatulence. It takes skill and finesse, training and education, to become a proper Old Person. Fortunately, there's a guide-not in the form of some newfangled Facebook movie, but an honest-to-God, hold-it-in-your-wrinkly-withered-hands BOOK-that'll help you navigate the perilous and confusing new world of cootdom. Full of nifty diagrams, illustrations, and succinctly written so you don't forget what you're reading partway through, How to Be an Old Person, by Brian Boone (Vulture, Great Men of Science) will tell you all you need to know about this new season of life!
Heavenly Days
Heavenly Days, Carol Meiling's contribution to the cartoon nunsplosion of the 1950s, is the rare female-drawn entry into the genre. Meiling brings her own spritely sensibility to showing the humanity of Catholic sisters.
Splatology
Splatology is a book of humourous poetry by Della L. Dickie that illuminates the fun side of life. Her poems reflect some hilarious real-life situations as well as other funny tales created from an active imagination. She also touches on some memories that are near and dear to her heart. Splatology is enjoyable reading for those who love to laugh. Find out why: - you should never confront a mad goose- two white rabbits caused embarrassment- Shirley's bucket list jaunt was a disaster- it wasn't Cupid's day...
Splatology
Splatology is a book of humourous poetry by Della L. Dickie that illuminates the fun side of life. Her poems reflect some hilarious real-life situations as well as other funny tales created from an active imagination. She also touches on some memories that are near and dear to her heart. Splatology is enjoyable reading for those who love to laugh. Find out why: - you should never confront a mad goose- two white rabbits caused embarrassment- Shirley's bucket list jaunt was a disaster- it wasn't Cupid's day...
Are We Home Yet?
Are we home yet? The four words every parent might hear while taking a child on a car trip. This is a collection of the ones which pestered parents until they finally arrived. It's a trip down memory lane, so open this rhyming book and read the fun. Maybe you did it too?Introduction: This book begins in a car, on a trip that seems real far, with a dad who's driving home, in the backseat is young Jerome.
Brady Street Pharmacy
AMONGST SACRED INSTITUTIONS LOST TO TIME, THE DRUG STORE LUNCH COUNTER REMAINS ONE OF THE MOST LAMENTED AND REVERED PIECES OF TRUE AMERICANA. THE COMMUNITY AND CHAOS GENERATED WITHIN THE WALLS OF THESE ONE-STOP MOM & POPS IS LEGENDARY. TEA KRULOS RECOUNTS TALES FROM THE LAST DAYS OF ONE OF MILWAUKEE'S FINEST.
Garfield Livin’ the Sweet Life
Garfield's back in this brand-new full-color compilation comic strip book--truly a must-have for fans! Garfield really gets into desserts. And why not? The best things in life are sweet! The confection-loving cat would gladly quarantine in an ice cream parlor for a month of sundaes! For Garfield fans, this new collection of comics is sure to be a treat!
Fat Dogs and French Estates, Part 5 - LARGE PRINT
Life is never dull for Beth and her grumpy husband, Jack. In this fifth sparkling episode of the Fat Dogs series, they take on an accident-prone puppy, an impossible forest project and murderous pheasants. Renewed tangles with French authorities and an unexpected animal adoption add to their challenges. Join the pair as they hunt down rampant mushroomers, raise countless critters and build witches with knobbly knees in their eccentric corner of rural France.
Drusilla with a Million
The book "" Drusilla with a Million, has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies and hence the text is clear and readable.
Anecdotes about Authors, and Artists
The book "" Anecdotes about Authors, and Artists , has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies and hence the text is clear and readable.
Fat Dogs and French Estates, Part 3 - LARGE PRINT
Beth, and her grumpy husband, Jack, have finally bought their dream country estate, but their modest renovation process soon turns into a project of nightmarish proportions. Join them as they take on a team of eccentric French builders, stampeding wild boar, tap-dancing nocturnal dormice, kamikaze bugs, and a forest that defies all reasonable navigational skills. This is the side-splittingly funny third instalment of the Haslams' French adventures.
Fat Dogs and French Estates, Part 1 - LARGE PRINT
Buying a country estate in France seemed such a simple thing to accomplish. When Beth, her irascible husband Jack, and their two fat dogs set off, little do they know that it will become such an extraordinary adventure. Surviving near-death experiences, they drive thousands of kilometres around French estates steeped in history and crazy aristocrats.Will they find their dream home, or return to Britain defeated?This is the hilarious first instalment in the Fat Dogs series.
The Gathering of Brother Hilarius
The book "" The Gathering of Brother Hilarius, has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies and hence the text is clear and readable.
Fat Dogs and French Estates, Part 2 - LARGE PRINT
With six failures so far and six more properties to see, Beth, her irascible husband, Jack, and their two fat dogs continue their hunt for a country domaine in France. As tensions rise, Beth's anxieties switch from house-hunting failures to fears that Jack is finally going to lose it altogether and come to blows with "yet another incompetent" estate agent.In spite of this and a dog who insists on trying to die, they battle on exhausted but determined to realise their dream. Will it end in tears?This is the hilarious second instalment of the Haslams' French adventures.
Sooo... How Was Your Day? Full Color Edition
The stories that are in between the cover of the book are all true and I am amazed I survived them all. For me, there are two main ways to look at our stories and our past. We can either see it as a negative or we can see it as a positive event. I chose to see the positive and to see a humorous side to my life. Laughter is truly the best medicine in life. I wrote this book so that one day, when I am old and gray, I can have a good laugh at the things that I did. No doubt, I may likely have forgotten they happened all. I hope you enjoy each of the stories that I have shared with you, maybe there are a few lessons in there for you but maybe not. How you see life and how I see life are not the same, but I hope you laugh a little while you read each story.
The Great British Neighbour Dispute
A satirical review of differing types of annoying neighbours. The book focuses on behaviours and what to look out for when choosing a home.In theory, you would choose to live in a home, and it is your sanctuary from all the stresses and strains of life. However, your neighbourhood is rather like parking your car and having some random person parking their car next to you. If you are lucky, it will be a beige metallic 3 door hatchback carefully aligned next to your car. If you are unlucky, it will be a school minibus with a slightly incompetent teacher with a poor sense of judgement who is preoccupied with 16 rowdy youths and the next OFSTED inspection.The Great British Neighbour Dispute expands upon the theme of living in your property with a random selection of people who happen to be your neighbours.The selection is worrying wide and covers a range of characteristics. We have the Inquisitor who will appear when you happen to be at your lowest point in your life. The Social Leader will organise everything in your street whether you like it or not. The Inquisitor who strives to gain an encyclopaedic profile of everyone else in the neighbourhood ready for the remote chance of a visit from the press should there be a scandal.The book then branches out to property developers with exciting (or frightening) developments to maximise the asset to its full potential.It is the ultimate guide to show all the potential horrors when choosing a new home. Quite simply if you are buying a home costing hundreds of thousands of pounds, or committing to a lease contract, this is the must read book so you know what you are letting yourself in for.
Lyrics, Humorous
Taking up where Stephen Lynch, Tom Lehrer, Monty Python and Adam Sandler left off, this is a wild collection of 36 rambunctiously clever and side-splitting songs (including two parodies). It's a melting pot of delights, including the perils of dating and marriage, melancholic robots, snobs, British slang, country living, sci-fi monsters like Dracula and Frankenstein, a polychromatic pachyderm, an analysis of soups and breads, and so much more! The author has created quite an alchemical stew, so much so, it'll be difficult to keep from hurting yourself with laughter--so, be forewarned!
Stirring Tales of the Henchmen
For the first time, Tangible Press collects the three Henchmen novels into one volume: Stirring Tales of the Henchmen - The Definitive Crime Trilogy.Up the Crime LadderFinally revealed. What the super evil geniuses don't want you to know. From the commute to the checkout time at the end of the day, and all the capers in betweenThe Future of CrimeThe Crime Lords are at it again. Guns, lasers, lightshows, team building exercises, and robots. It's going to take that and more to dominate world crime and the super evil bad guys are willing to go the extra mile to make it happen.Misadventures in CrimeAfter The Thrasher's disappearance, his mighty organization, Thrasher, Inc. was in deep disorder until one man, Argyle Stevens, stepped up and grabbed the reins of power.
Dago Black and White
Dago is a half man and half bird character - a round and a beak, sometimes wings and sometimes arms.The world of Dago is humorous, both surreal and poetic.His favorite themes are love, war, the infinitely big and the infinitely small, the city, man, his reasons for living ... everything between birth and death.
BAT SHIT CRAZY Review Requests
This book uses fictitious humor to make fun of many not-ideally-worded emails the author read.It also includes a brief analysis of the subject lines of the 2016 US presidential candidates' welcome emails.*Author Gisela Hausmann is an email evangelist who has analyzed more than 100,000 emails for effectiveness and personal appeal and is also an Amazon top reviewer.
Know Your Shit
Did you know that there are over 1,000 ways to use "shit"? That's just in North American English alone! You'll probably learn more than you ever wanted to with Know Your Shit. It dives into the general history and psychology of swearing in general, but takes a particular focus on "shit" in American and Canadian English. Uses of "shit" are explained with cultural and personal examples and context through quotes from movies, shows, celebrities and comedians.A creative non-fiction book for native and non-native speakers alike. Learn to be more persuasive by including the right swear at the right time and place for your gender, be more interesting at cocktail parties with fun historical facts, or enhance your abilities to swear. It's something for everyone!
How to Make a Double Dip Bathtub Sundae Delight
Told by an adorable octopus from the bathtub, "How To Make A Double Dip Bathtub Sundae Delight" is a fun bathtime/bedtime story, written from the imagination of my childhood days while playing in the bathtub. It is a creative and entertaining way for children to relate to their bathtub explorations. What's more fun than having your own ice cream parlor in your own bathtub?
Frame Shift
This book showcases the unsung and ignored parts of holiday photos.Follow Digi-Tony on his skewed-perspective tour of America (or parts of it anyway) as he showcases his discovery of famous bins, retired movie props and art exhibits that double as construction sites.People take photos of bridges, buildings, lakes, landscapes and beautiful creatures as these show the best side of a city or destination.But what about the other areas that show the character of a city? The graffiti and rubbish-filled alleyways; the design details that went into a locker; the untold history of a fire hydrant or animals that are considered too common or like vermin?These may not be the glitzy areas, but their commitment to, and long-lived service for your holiday are equally important. Where would you drop your trash, take a drink or urinate without them?This photo book provides a voice for these ignored things and aims to show there is beauty in everything if you just take the time to look for it.
They Called Me Eva
What's in a name? More than you might think. And, if you've ever wondered what happens when you might have accidentally killed an iguana, or found unusual places to hide your booze, or held up a full flight of 246 people waiting to take off for their vacation, or played musical chairs with hamsters, you may enjoy reading this book.This collection of true stories is a window on how comedy is tragedy plus time. Unfortunate situations do occur, and accidents do happen. Of course, sometimes bad choices can be made, like drugging the cat.But then, it's often good to do something unexpected.
The Thinking Comic, Golf Addict and Psychotic Philosopher
Thinking comicI discovered that many of my relatives were rapists, robbers, and murderers. Thank God there were no politicians.I once read that grandchildren are God's gift to parents for not killing their children.Some days, my brain synapses fire with a BANG. Other days, they go "Pofff."My brain has a million billion gigabytes of memory. That's not the problem. Recall is.Men, unlike male dogs, do not pursue bitches.Golf addictGolf is like sex. The more you practice, the better you get. It is also more enjoyable with a partner.There are five basic needs: food, water, sleep, sex, and golf--not necessarily in that order.Blessed are those whose wives are addicted to golf.Psychotic philosopherThe "meaning of life" is the same for all living organisms--"continuation of the species"Most marriages that break up are due to a lack of intimacy, of which sex is only a part.It is difficult to succeed without "book sense." It is almost impossible without "common sense."
Laugh with Tears of Joy
It is a book of jokes that fits children and adults and can make you laugh with tears of joy.
The Five Books of Van Gross's
Reawaken, you awoken wokesters and anti-leftist xenophobes, and get your new bible. The Five Books of Van Gross's focuses hearkens back to the "Middle Aughts" which is the period that included launching weather crusades, being a "birther" or talking nonsense at Townhall Meetings about "healthcare" (which is really medical care plus a gym membership, glasses and teeth cleaning); here was the mid-Decade of the Zeroes or the zeros, or zorro, the fox so cunning and free, that epoch from 2003-2007, in that Aughts Decade, that Would've, Could've, Should've Oughts Decade, or as some have called it, That Aughtistic Period (or at least an ADD case) demanding an explanation, couched in brain/mind disturbances via satirical essays. This five-volume set containing nearly 500 humor essays opens with They Shoot Lesbians Don't They? covering most of 2004, followed by Deep Tricksters-From the Felt Man to the Veep Man-November 2004 to June 2005, the executive branch hunting related extravaganza Duck, It's Dick.. Not me Dick, the Duck, June 2005- March 2006 and is followed by Van Gross Misconduct February 2006 to August 2006 and finally Van Maniac September 2006- March 2007. The urgency for this historic volume draws from where we were in the lead up to where we are. Has political and cultural satire dwindled over the century's first two decades plus? Hardly. And supporting works (essays and poetry) by Van Gross, MD dating back to the Bill Clinton Style impeachment period and post- Five Books works in pre-print that include the pre-teens to mid teen years constituting the sacred Obama period of carefully manufactured total boredom followed by the culminating late teen epoch of Donald Trump which featured our polarization insanity half decade 2016-2020 highlighted by Impeachments Gone Wild. If the country is not formally institutionalized in padded rooms by 2021, the roaring or throat clearing Jabiden '20's should offer opportunities for millions to hop, skip and jump over to their local bookstore or online outlet for Five Books to buttress the smirk packed absurdity that has become the rule in the dawn of this third millennium since Christ sashayed over hills, dales and water staying vigilant for some upcoming Van Gross, MD masterpiece called the Jabiden Chronicles- Crash and Burn by '29 or Bust, Seems Like Old Times
