Believe You Me!
A bright, perceptive satire with heart and bite. Believe You Me! beckons with wit and a warm gaze at loves, loyalties, and the quirks of daily life. This humorous fiction blends domestic comedy with a sharp eye on gender roles, offering a gentle, romping examination of romance, social expectation, and the misadventure of everyday choices. Set in the 1920s, the tale charms with light social comedy, deft character sketches, and a voice that feels both timeless and refreshingly modern in its candour and humour. It's a story you can savour as a fresh encounter and return to as a beloved American literature classic. Not only a novel, but a window into an era-an early twentieth century fiction gem in a complete public domain work, part of a public domain author collection that now enjoys new life. The prose is accessible yet intrinsic to its period, inviting casual readers and collectors alike to discover its playful moral curiosities and social snapshots. Out of print for decades and now republished by Alpha Editions. Restored for today's and future generations. More than a reprint - a collector's item and a cultural treasure for the bookshelf of any ebook for collectors and any reader curious about the public domain canon. This is a complete, well-loved piece of American literature, perfect for dipping into again and again.
The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer, Part 2
A burst of mischief, memory, and fragile courage-The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer, Part 2 returns to the river with renewed wonder and heart. This restored edition celebrates a classic adventure that blends juvenile historical fiction with enduring themes of childhood mischief and growth. Mark Twain's river life adventures capture a vivid snapshot of nineteenth century america, where boys dream big, friendships test loyalties, and the frontier of childhood becomes a compass for coming of age. The book's warm humour, sly observations, and brisk pacing make it a perfect choice for school reading and for middle grade readers seeking both excitement and meaning in equal measure. It is more than a tale of escapades; it is a humane portrait of character forming under pressure, in landscapes that feel as alive as the Mississippi itself. The work holds a distinguished place in american classic literature, offering tangible windows into a formative era while continuing to resonate with readers today. This edition is not simply a reprint but a lovingly restored artefact-out of print for decades and now republished by Alpha Editions to be enjoyed by today's readers and future generations. It speaks to casual readers hunting an engaging page-turner and to classic-literature collectors seeking a cultural treasure. A thoughtful gift for young readers and a cherished addition for the shelf of mark twain classics.
The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer, Part 3
Hook: Part three of a quintessential American voyage, The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer, Part 3 invites readers back to adventure, mischief, and real-world lessons on growing up. This restored edition anchors Tom's boyhood misadventures in a vivid Mississippi river town, offering more than a cheerful caper. It blends brisk, action-forward storytelling with boyhood moral growth and coming of age themes that resonate with both casual readers and classic-literature collectors. Readers will discover a classic American adventure novel that still feels immediate, inviting new generations into the heartbeat of 19th century america and the enduring pull of Mark Twain's voice. It's ideal for classroom study and homeschool reading lists alike, where discussion can turn on character, choice, and consequence. Historically significant and culturally rich, this volume is a touchstone in the canon of 19th century american writing. Twain's remarks on community, conscience, and growing up in a river town illuminate a pivotal era in american life, while the brisk episodic structure keeps pages turning. It is not merely a reprint but a complete edition illustrated in a way that honours the original spirit while making it accessible for today's readers. Selling points: out of print for decades and now republished by Alpha Editions; restored for today's and future generations; more than a reprint - a collector's item and a cultural treasure. This edition belongs in every adventure classics collection and on every bookshelf in need of timeless, thoughtful, well-crafted fiction.
The Casual Ward; Academic And Other Oddments
A quick-witted dresser of ideas, The Casual Ward unpacks the oddities of intellect and campus life with a light-then fierce-touch. A. D. Godley's essays are a humane, humorous map of english university life that still feels fresh today. This collection blends sharp language, language and style critiques, and warmly observed academic life anecdotes into a cohesive humour anthology. It moves from early Edwardian Briton's routines to timeless observations of scholars and students, offering both general reader entertainment and material of interest to librarians and collectors. The essays read as playful conversations with old university wit collections, yet they pulse with contemporary relevance, revealing how academic culture, etiquette, and curiosity shape our daily lives. The book's literary and historical significance lies in its keen, affectionate portrait of a fading world that shaped modern thought and British humour classics. Godley's voice-clever, exacting, inviting-serves as both scholar's ally and droll companion. For the casual reader, it's brisk, amiable reading; for the classic-literature aficionado, it's a curator's whisper of heritage. Out of print for decades and now republished by Alpha Editions, The Casual Ward has been restored for today's and future generations. More than a reprint, it is a collector's item and a cultural treasure, a vivid portal into edwardian Britain and the English university mind, destined to delight both new readers and long-time admirers.
The Aeroplane Speaks
A crisp, curious voice takes you behind the curtain of flight itself. The Aeroplane Speaks gathers aviation essays with a lucid, almost intimate tone that makes the skies feel close enough to touch. This collection blends early british aviation and Edwardian-era sensibilities into a coherent survey of technological progress and the evolving human-machine relationship. Read as a public domain literature treasure, it functions as both an educational reading list and a scholarly resource, offering compact meditations on aeronautical philosophy, invention, and the social promise of flight. It sits comfortably among aviation memoirs compendia and the wider aviation literature collection, inviting casual readers and serious researchers alike to reflect on how early pilots, engineers, and observers perceived a rapidly changing world. Alpha Editions restores these pieces for today's and future generations, reviving language and ideas that helped shape public imagination about air travel. This is more than a reprint; it is a cultural treasure, a curator's choice that preserves threads of a bygone yet enduring era of discovery. Whether you seek context for academic inquiry or a lucid, stylish window into aviation history, The Aeroplane Speaks offers a rare, quotable journey into the spirit of flight.
Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, Chapters 31 To 35 (Part 7)
Huckleberry Finn's restless river journey returns with a fresh truth for today's readers. A bold, humane, and wryly subversive odyssey, this chapters-focused edition invites discovery, debate, and delight in equal measure. In these pages, Twain threads satire, adventure, and moral reflection into a vivid stream-of-consciousness travelogue. A young boy's quest for freedom and identity unfolds against a social landscape of 19th-century Mississippi and the Deep South, where friendship, cunning, and conscience collide with society's rules. The result is more than a story; it's a picaresque fiction of character and peril, a mirror held up to the American class and power structures, and a compelling study of what it means to choose integrity when the path is murky. Significance flows from its enduring place in literary history: a cornerstone of American adventure chronicles, a sharp social satire critique, and a touchstone for classroom reading resources and college literature courses. This edition honours that legacy with clarity, accessibility, and reverent modern energy, making it appealing to casual readers and classic-literature collectors alike. Out of print for decades and now republished by Alpha Editions. Restored for today's and future generations. More than a reprint - a collector's item and a cultural treasure. Ideal for study guides, discussion, and lasting appreciation of the american classic novel and its timeless voyage.
Deserted Sailor’S Knots, Part 1.
A brisk, buoyant voyage into Victorian and Edwardian waters of wit and wonder. A sailor's life, told with humour that still shimmers as the sea itself. Deserted Sailor's Knots, Part 1 gathers a celebrated nautical humour collection in a durable modern edition. Though the stories originated in Victorian Britain, their maritime themed anecdotes and shipboard mishaps humor endure as timeless sketches of life at sea. These tales offer crisp character work, weathered wisdom, and a sense of camaraderie among crewmates facing storms, longing, and the small wonders of daily work aboard ships. For casual readers, they're bright, accessible storytelling; for classic-literature readers and anthology edition collectors, they read as a curated map of a culture that prized wit, endurance, and precise observation. This edition carries literary and historical significance as part of a British short story tradition-behind every voyage lies a portrait of victorian britain and edwardian maritime towns, penned by figures among the victorian nautical humourists. It is more than a reprint; it's a restoration that honours the author's craft and preserves an authentic voice for today's audiences and future generations. Suitable for lovers of similar british short story writers and those seeking memorable tales of sailor life adventures, nautical misadventures at sea, and shipboard mishaps humor-an indispensable addition to any classic literature shelf, a true cultural treasure.
The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer, Part 5
A brisk walk through the Mississippi of childhood bravado and mischief, The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer, Part 5 invites modern readers to meet a boy whose curiosity still stirs the imagination. This edition brings together Mark Twain's celebrated juvenile historical fiction with a fresh, accessible voice. The story unfolds as a classic boys adventure, weaving friendship and mischief with lessons in freedom and responsibility. It's more than a tale of escapades on the riverbank; it's a portrait of a young mind testing limits, exploring honour, loyalty, and growing up in nineteenth century america. For young adult readers and adults alike, the book offers enduring appeal through vivid characters, brisk plotting, and a humane sensibility that invites reflection long after the last page. Historically and literarily significant, this instalment sits within Twain's wider legacy works, and resonates as a companion to huckleberry finn-both echoing the moral questions and social landscapes of the mississippi river era. It's a touchstone for classroom reading lists and literary study, while remaining a source of pure enjoyment for casual readers and classic-literature collectors. Out of print for decades and now republished by Alpha Editions, it has been restored for today's and future generations. More than a reprint-a collector's item and a cultural treasure, it honours a landmark era and invites fresh discussion about character, community, and responsibility.
The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer, Part 1
A bold invitation to a vanished world, The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer, Part 1 opens a window onto childhood daring and mischief along the Mississippi. A brisk, adventurous chronicle that feels both timeless and urgently fresh, it invites readers to ride the current of discovery with Tom and his friends. This edition offers more than a reprint: it foregrounds the work as a classic of american literature, a cornerstone of nineteenth century america that helped shape juvenile adventure fiction. Its themes of growth, choice, and friendship resonate with modern readers while offering rich material for teacher classroom use and scholarly discussion. The book's enduring appeal lies in its lively voice, its memorable incidents, and its place as a marker in the canon of mark twain classics, often read alongside the huckleberry finn companion in thoughtful pairs for deeper study. The setting along the mississippi river provides a vivid backdrop that anchors episodes in a recognisable past, yet speaks to universal questions of courage, curiosity, and community. Out of print for decades and now republished by Alpha Editions, this illustrated adventure edition is restored for today's and future generations. It is more than a gift for collectors-it is a cultural treasure that will captivate casual readers and devoted fans of american literature alike, inviting new generations to treasure a rising start to a beloved juvenile classic.
Berry And Co.
A sharp, stylish dash through interwar Britain's drawing rooms and backstreets, Berry And Co. invites you to watch the gears of intrigue turn with wit, nerve, and forbidden danger. This classic adventure novel blends high society intrigue with rogue gentleman escapades, charting a world of clever plots, coded whispers, and dangerous loyalties. Dornford Yates threads suspense and social satire into a brisk, accessible narrative that rewards readers with brisk pacing, sparkling dialogue, and a keen sense of place. It's more than a mystery: a crafted panorama of interwar Britain, where loyalties shift and every corridor hides another hint or ruse. Historically significant as a touchstone of early twentieth-century British fiction, the book captures the mood and manners of its era while defining a distinctive Yates style of adventure. For collectors of classic novels and interwar literature enthusiasts, Berry And Co. offers both a window into the period and a durable celebration of craft-precisely the sort of title that deepens a well-curated library. Out of print for decades and now republished by Alpha Editions, this edition is restored for today's and future generations. It's more than a reprint-it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, inviting casual readers to enjoy a brisk yarn and reminding seasoned collectors why Yates endures in British crime fiction fans' hearts.
Grappa Thoughts
No Sunday school teacher, Kool-Aid drinker or politician is ever going to be ok with any of the contents of this book, oh well. So many people have become sick and tired of how soft and fluffy the world has become. Where anything and everything is either offensive or dangerous, regardless if it was intended to be or not. A world where bubble wrap and participation ribbons are now more valued than honesty and hard work. Yet, few will ever admit to this out loud due to a fear of reprisal at the hands of a right fighter or political correctness warriors, but that's not here. A liquor infused, open, honest, direct personal insights about the strange world we have now made, that only gets more and more interesting and unique as each additional shot is consumed. If words + booze + free thinking scare you, you're likely going to be wetting the bed tonight. Sleep with a nightlight on and a butter knife under your pillow and you'll be alright, but if you don't just drink the lukewarm water from the fishbowl of this Band-Aid, beige world, you may find some truth, humour and a lot of questions both raised and maybe even answered within here. www.GrappaThoughts.com
The Adventures Of M. D’Haricot
A sly wink meets an eye for social truth in The Adventures Of M. D'Haricot, where wit travels with a brisk, engaging pace through Edwardian Britain. A sharp, humorous short story that doubles as a social satire, it invites readers to follow a venture into curious misadventure and observation. This edition renders a classic value with clarity: a compact tale of character, manners, and misrule that exposes the era's foibles with warmth and bite. The book rewards casual readers with brisk plotting and memorable turns, while offering intimate delights for classic-literature fans who savour the interplay of satire, social nuance, and period flavour. The narrative voice blends brisk humour with a keen eye for how people behave under the pressures of class, pride, and reputation. Alpha Editions restores this work as more than a reprint; it treats it as a cultural treasure worth preserving for today's readers and for future generations. Its restoration and presentation make it a must for collectors and connoisseurs who seek a greater connection to the Edwardian era, while inviting newcomers to experience a vivid slice of British social satire with a timeless appeal. Perfect for those exploring storer clouston works or curating a complete collection, The Adventures Of M. D'Haricot sits at the crossroads of Victorian to Edwardian transition, offering a brisk, sharp, and unforgettable literary experience.
Self Helpless
Self-help books are written by the wrong people-experts. Self Helpless tackles the topics of self-reliance, risk-taking, self-belief, creativity and self-care with humor, insight, and the authenticity of personal experience.
Don't Hurt a Sasquatch
This hilarious compendium dives into the quirkiest decrees from around the country, from Alabama's ban on driving blindfolded to Delaware's restriction on selling dog hair. Every state in the country has its own set of rules, carefully designed to identify the biggest problems in its culture and correct them. Most of them are normal: don't steal, don't kill, don't go somewhere you don't belong, etc. All it takes is one weirdo to throw a wrench in that ordinary list, one unruly dude who tried to hold a salmon suspiciously or wash an alligator in a bathtub for lawmakers to step in and impose some order. What are some of these crazy laws, you ask? Take your pick: In Connecticut, it's illegal for a barber to hum a tune while clipping your hair.Thinking about buying a boat house? Think again. It's considered illegal in the state of Georgia to live on a boat for longer than a month.Pigeons get the short end of the stick in both San Francisco, California and Venice, Italy: it's against the law to feed them in public in both cities.Ready to say I do! a third time? Hopefully, you don't live in Kentucky: women are not allowed to marry thrice in the Southern state.Want to surprise your loved one with a pizza? Too bad. Sending a pie to someone without their permission can result in a $500 dollar fine in Louisiana.In Arizona, you can't feed garbage to a pig without a permit. What constitutes as garbage, though, is up to you.The list goes on. More interesting than the laws themselves are the histories behind each, which Blue Laws goes into in detail. Like, why can't you roll a boulder in Boulder, Colorado? Who decided that you couldn't catch fish with your hands in Indiana? Why are blue laws called blue laws and how did they come to mean generally weird rules (instead of their original meaning: laws dictating what citizens can and cannot do on Sundays)? In this informative and funny book, you will find out through a series of anecdotes, court cases, and illustrated pictures that break down just how and why these rules (most of which are still currently in effect) came to be. Good for history teachers, trivia nerds, or white elephant gift exchange participants, Don't Hurt a Sasquatch is a widely appealing book that will teach you more about how the world works than you ever wanted to know.
Hay Rake- May 1920
This is a reproduction of Arch Bristow's famous humor magazine published about 100 years ago. He began in the newspaper business as a cartoonist with the owl character "Zimmie", which began in 1902 and became syndicated nationally. He likely did all the illustrations in the Hay Rake as they seem to be in his style. He began the self-published monthly magazine "Hay Rake" in 1920 at the age of 38, in a modest shoemaker's shop in hamlet of Garland PA. He grew it to a subscription of 20,000 in a few months and continued to publish it till about 1939. At some point, perhaps after his hair went gray, he was known as the "Sage of Garland". He continued to write newspapers columns till his death in 1964
Lady’s Life in the Rocky Mountains
A Lady's Life in the Rocky Mountains (1879) is a work of travel literature by British explorer Isabella Bird. Adventurous from a young age, Bird gained a reputation as a writer and photographer interested in nature and the stories and cultures of people around the world. A bestselling author and the first woman inducted into the Royal Geographical Society, Bird is recognized today as a pioneering woman whose contributions to travel writing, exploration, and philanthropy are immeasurable. In 1872-after a year of sailing from Britain to Australia and Hawaii-Isabella Bird journeyed by boat to San Francisco before making her way over land through California and Wyoming to the Colorado Territory. There, she befriended an outdoorsman named Rocky Mountain Jim, who guided her throughout the vast wilderness of Colorado and accompanied her during a journey of over 800 miles. Traveling on foot and on horseback-Bird was an experienced and skillful rider-the two formed a curious but formidable pair, eventually reaching the 14,259 foot (4346 m) summit of Longs Peak, making Bird one of the first women to accomplish the feat. A Lady's Life in the Rocky Mountains, Bird's most iconic work, was a bestseller upon publication, and has since inspired generations of readers. This edition of Isabella Bird's A Lady's Life in the Rocky Mountains is a classic of American literature and travel writing reimagined for modern readers. Since our inception in 2020, Mint Editions has kept sustainability and innovation at the forefront of our mission. Each and every Mint Edition title gets a fresh, professionally typeset manuscript and a dazzling new cover, all while maintaining the integrity of the original book. With thousands of titles in our collection, we aim to spotlight diverse public domain works to help them find modern audiences. Mint Editions celebrates a breadth of literary works, curated from both canonical and overlooked classics from writers around the globe.
Accidential All Star
John Donaldson is a native of Spring Creek, PA a very small town in the Allegheny Mt. foothills of NW Pennsylvania. He attended high school in Youngsville, PA a very small city, also in the Allegheny Mt. foothills. And he graduated from Thiel College in the small city of Greenville which is also in Pennsylvania but not in the Allegheny Mt. foothills. This book is a memoir of his youth in Spring Creek PA, his life in the military during the Korean War and his early working life.
Midlife Misadventures in Cuba
Their relationship is failing. Will an adventurous vacation explode into chaos or bring them closer together? Kevin Kelly is desperate to save his relationship with the woman of his dreams, which is hanging by a thread. Disheartened by numerous splits and reconciliations and faced with an ultimatum-Cuba or split-he decides that a Christmas jaunt abroad will fix all their problems. And so, despite his friends' warnings, he jets off to Cuba on a mission of romantic salvation. Unable to speak the local language, or each other's language, for that matter, he and his girlfriend suffer a string of mishaps that only increase the tension between them. And just when Kevin finally believes things are improving, a local singer enters the picture. Can their relationship survive the holiday? And more importantly, will Kevin discover the truth about happiness? Both a travel story and a trek to self-realisation, Midlife Misadventures in Cuba will take you on an extraordinary journey of love and heartbreak that might just make you cry-and laugh out loud. Set in colourful Cuba, Kevin's story is a daring and humorous ride toward enlightenment. Midlife Misadventures in Cuba is the first book in the poignant Midlife Misadventures series. If you like raw, emotional travel tales, light and dark humour, and excursions to exotic locales, you'll adore these stories. Buy Midlife Misadventures in Cuba to roam the world for meaning!
I Named My Dog Pushkin (And Other Immigrant Tales)
'Witty and acerbic...A delight!' Jen Mann'Hilarious...Thought-provoking' California Bookwatch Buy a pair of Levi's, lose the Russian accent, and turn yourself into an American. Really, how difficult could it be? Fake an exit visa, fool the Soviet authorities, pack enough sausage to last through immigration, buy a one-way Aeroflot ticket, and the rest will sort itself out. That was the gist of every Soviet-Jewish immigrant's plan in the 1980s, Margarita's included. Despite her father's protestations that they'd get caught and thrown into a gulag, she convinced her family to follow that plan. When they arrived in the US, Margarita had a clearly defined objective - become fully American as soon as possible, and leave her Soviet past behind. But she soon learned that finding her new voice was harder than escaping the Soviet secret police. She finds herself changing her name to fit in, disappointing her parents who expect her to become a doctor, a lawyer, an investment banker and a classical pianist - all at the same time, learning to date without hang-ups (there is no sex in the Soviet Union), parenting her own daughter 'while too Russian', and not being able to let go of old habits (never, ever throw anything away because you might use it again). Most importantly, she finds that no matter how hard you try not to become your parents, you end up just like them anyway. Witty, sharp and unflinching, I Named My Dog Pushkin will have fans of Samantha Irby and Jenny Lawson howling with laughter at Margarita's catastrophes, her victories and her near misses as she learns to grow as both a woman and an immigrant in a world that often doesn't appreciate either. What readers are saying about I Named My Dog Pushkin: 'I thoroughly enjoyed Margarita's witty and acerbic voice. This book was a delight!' Jen Mann, New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat 'Hilarious and thought-provoking...A fine way of understanding the special challenges of the immigrant experience' California Bookwatch 'A memoir like this is so very rare, one in which you learn a great deal, while laughing throughout. Highly, highly recommended.' Wandering Educators 'I loved this book so much...I just could not stop reading. I loved everything in this book.' NetGalley reviewer 'A sharp, witty memoir...Margarita captured Jewish joy and grief together perfectly' Goodreads reviewer 'What a delightful book...Margarita gives us good look behind the Iron Curtain that alternates between serious, funny and sweet' Goodreads reviewer 'I loved this book...thoughtful, humorous, and at times even a bit heartbreaking' Goodreads reviewer 'Darkly funny...reminiscent of other acerbic comedian authors like Sara Barron...fascinating' NetGalley reviewer 'Gokun Silver treats her journey with humor and an eye for cultural details...an engaging read...an eye-opener...Many of the stories Gokun Silver shares about her parents acclimating to American life will ring true to any first or second-generation immigrant family.' NetGalley reviewer
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
At a young age, author Jerome K. Jerome found a hobby that he was extremely skilled at, and very passionate about-idleness. He was thrilled at the amount of time he could waste doing nothing, frustrating those around him. However, when Jerome falls ill and is ordered to bedrest, this hobby is tested. Then, he learns that doing nothing is only fun when you have other commitments. This relatable sentiment is explored in the title essay of Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow. Taking sometimes mundane topics and twisting them into the extraordinary, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow shares insight on a variety of topics. In On Being in Love Jerome applies his observations of couples to broader realizations of love and romance. Exploring an opposite, polarizing feeling, On Being in the Blues is a touching portrayal of living with depression, struggling through the lows and highs of mental health. While such essays invoke strong emotional reactions, others dabble in lighter topics, such as the attire of babies, the weather, and gluttonous appetites. Yet, whether the topic is profound or ordinary, Jerome finds a way to craft philosophical prose saturated in clever insight. Featuring fourteen witty and philosophical essays, Jerome's Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow considers topics of varying importance, from the author's opinion on cats to suffering through depressive episodes. Each accompanied by a personal, and usually hilarious narrative, these essays reach philosophic conclusions as they entertain with their captivating charm and sarcasm. Written with casual prose decorated with thorough imagery and figurative language, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow imparts fun and frank wisdom on its readers, still delighting audiences over a century after it was first published. This edition of Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow by Jerome K. Jerome is presented in an easy-to-read font and features an eye-catching new cover design. With these accommodations, this edition is accessible and appealing to contemporary audiences, restoring Jerome K Jerome's work to modern standards while preserving the original wit and charm of Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow. Since our inception in 2020, Mint Editions has kept sustainability and innovation at the forefront of our mission. Each and every Mint Edition title gets a fresh, professionally typeset manuscript and a dazzling new cover, all while maintaining the integrity of the original book. With thousands of titles in our collection, we aim to spotlight diverse public domain works to help them find modern audiences. Mint Editions celebrates a breadth of literary works, curated from both canonical and overlooked classics from writers around the globe.
Name Tapes
A compilation of poems and letters from my life at boarding school. These are written from my ten year old perspective to my grandmother and in return, her letters to me from her London flat. As my grandmother had been a boarder herself, she could understand what it meant to live away from home. The book is aimed at all those girls, past and present, who have experienced some of the highs and the lows of being incarcerated!
Covid Chronicles
Daily Facebook entries during the first year of covid-19, George Floyd and the presidential election to include off-the-wall humor and weirdness.
Would You Like To 69?
The overall theme of this book is to show that trying new sexual experiences can be fun! Candy is a strong, confident woman who is playfully embracing her sexuality, while being the initiator of this intimate act between two consenting adults. This book was written to embrace female empowerment, proving that women can be just as powerful in the bedroom as men can be.
You’ve Got M@il
You are lucky. Lucky, for to read this necessitates that you be alive. (Unless you're someone's "spirit" lingering around for some reason...like having a bone to pick with some of us, the living. Or, just one lost soul wandering aimlessly and happened upon this book) Lucky, you've got the time to read. Chances are you're one in the 2/3 of the world's population with access to potable water. The other 1/3 are too busy looking for H2O to even bother about reading. Huh? (I know what you're saying: "This guy is not only weird but also disconnected.") Read on. In this book is a "m@il" that goes: "Why Am I Not Dead Yet?" Another way of saying - "Why are 'YOU' still alive?" (Pardon such bluntness!) Said "m@il" tells you - more or less - "why" You may want to own (or just read) this book for that - Reason #1. Then there's #2. Which we do regularly. (In fact being "regular" is the way "to go" and is desired) But don't just sit there! Multitask. Maybe...brush your teeth at the same time? While at it, grab "a little book" ("this one") for a "quick read." Before you know it, your morning (or whenever you please) obligations are over with. There! Oh...one more obligation. And take it from me: "Please ("PLEASE!") wash your hands thoroughly with soap and copious amount of H2O" Be glad you're not a spirit (yet) and have access to improved H2O supply.
45 by #45
This book is an illustrated compilation of President Trump's 45 most notable tweets. Regardless of one's political affiliation or personal opinion on #45, most would agree that Trump was unconventional as a leader, in terms of how openly he communicated with his audience via Twitter. His facial expressions often spoke volumes as well, hence the visuals accompanying the tweets selected for this book. While Trump has always been vocal on social media, only public domain content is used here (from the commencement of his public office position, on January 20th, 2017 until Twitter's permanent suspension of his account on January 8th, 2021.) I envisioned this book and began compiling tweets during Trump's first year in office, but was really called to bring it to life when the ban occurred. This book captures a significant time in American history, with some humor added. Whether you see it as a memento or a prop to start a political debate with family during a holiday dinner, it is sure to inform, entertain - or do both!
Notes From Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email
Looking for a funny gift for a coworker or boss?This handy 6" by 9" lined journal will be the perfect office gift that will give everyone a big laugh.The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or project employee appreciation gift for any office environment.Sturdy cover and high quality paper is great for ink, marker, or gel pens or pencils of any type.
A Time to Laugh . . .
God. He is the creator and giver of all emotions. In A Time to Laugh, a Time for Every Emotion Under the Sun, you will discover the true nature of God. You'll learn that it's alright to laugh. It's even alright to be silly at times and it's okay to be sad, happy, angry or mad. The important thing for us to remember is what we do with our emotions. While reading this book, you'll laugh, you'll cry and possibly tap into emotions you didn't realize you had. You will find a new connection between your heart and God's and you will begin to see yourself in a different light. You will also discover that- God laughs too In this book, author CL Lewis, a proud single mom and grandma, shares some of her funniest life stories that will tickle your funny bone! She tells a few heart-warming tales of woe from her own personal single mom struggles. CL reveals how God and His grace was the unseen power that helped her and her son overcome the toughest of times. Even though they had to face a brazen front-line of life's battles, God empowered them both to be victorious- not victims! For with God all things are possible . . .
The Logs of Rhythm
You may have learned about logarithms before - but probably never as singing, dancing cartoon logs! Your friends from Kalculus for Kids and The Sine Wave Surfer are back again for more fun! Some of the things you'll find inside are: Singing logs! Slide rules! Trying to solve one of the great problems of mathematics with very long legs or a surf board or a pogo stick! Imaginary ice cream! Fireworks! Doughnuts!
Horrid Jokes Ii
You do as much as you can and then you take from it what you needed (Horrid Jokes 11) Wibbling-Ooglina Son of a Fish Woman Too Man Greystoke Tarzan-Returns JAWS The Wrong Number John the Bunny Ancient Chinese proverb Melody s milk Bar Farmer Strawberry s pink farm The Medusa Circuit Twelve No Brainers Manhood The Poisonous Fish Go Bananas 4 Doctor no.2 Doctor no. 1 At Last
Hope This Day Finds You Well
In this fast and busy life, sometimes we need to slow down and just sit back and relax in our easy chair with a good book and read about the everyday humorous and sometimes whimsical side of life. HOPE THIS DAY FINDS YOU WELL by Steven E. Skinner is just that book. Steven weaves you in and around his hometown of Troy, Ohio with stories about people and events that he found interesting or humorous. The pressures of this life can sometimes lead us to believe that the great times we had are now a thing of the past. Humor is the thread that holds life together and makes us look at a new day in a different light. Life is supposed to be enjoyed and not endured. You can easily put yourself in these lighthearted essays and smile or just outright have yourself a good laugh.
Robin Hood tales
Discover five tales of Robin Hood, from edition 1956, fully restored (2021). Stories from Golden Age comics. Fully restored: NEW BUBBLES, NEW COLORS, CORRECTING COLOR SHIFTS. The five adventures are: 1 - The trapping of Robin Hood ( February 1956) 2 - The wrath of Robin Hood (February 1956) 3 - The black knight of castle Fury (February 1956) 4 - An arsenal of hate (August 1956) 5 - Rescue of Maid Marian (April 1956) FOR KIDS COMICS, FOR FANS..
Robin Hood tales
Discover five tales of Robin Hood, from edition 1956, fully restored (2021). Stories from Golden Age comics. Fully restored: NEW BUBBLES, NEW COLORS, CORRECTING COLOR SHIFTS. The five adventures are: 1 - The trapping of Robin Hood ( February 1956) 2 - The wrath of Robin Hood (February 1956) 3 - The black knight of castle Fury (February 1956) 4 - An arsenal of hate (August 1956) 5 - Rescue of Maid Marian (April 1956) FOR KIDS COMICS, FOR FANS..
Midlife Misadventures in Cuba
Their relationship is failing. Will an adventurous vacation explode into chaos or bring them closer together? Kevin Kelly is desperate to save his relationship with the woman of his dreams, which is hanging by a thread. Disheartened by numerous splits and reconciliations and faced with an ultimatum-Cuba or split-he decides that a Christmas jaunt abroad will fix all their problems. And so, despite his friends' warnings, he jets off to Cuba on a mission of romantic salvation. Unable to speak the local language, or each other's language, for that matter, he and his girlfriend suffer a string of mishaps that only increase the tension between them. And just when Kevin finally believes things are improving, a local singer enters the picture. Can their relationship survive the holiday? And more importantly, will Kevin discover the truth about happiness? Both a travel story and a trek to self-realisation, Midlife Misadventures in Cuba will take you on an extraordinary journey of love and heartbreak that might just make you cry-and laugh out loud. Set in colourful Cuba, Kevin's story is a daring and humorous ride toward enlightenment. Midlife Misadventures in Cuba is the first book in the poignant Midlife Misadventures series. If you like raw, emotional travel tales, light and dark humour, and excursions to exotic locales, you'll adore these stories. Buy Midlife Misadventures in Cuba to roam the world for meaning!
The Fantastic Book of Jokes, Riddles, Brain Teasers, and Knock-knock Jokes
Question: How did the lightning leave the party? Answer: In a flashQuestion: What animal can you always find at a baseball game? Answer: A bat!Knock-knock Who's there? Annie Annie who? Annie body want to go on a picnic?The Fantastic Book of Jokes, Riddles, Jokes, Brain Teasers and Knock-knock Jokes is brimming with MORE boatloads of FUN, lots of a-ha moments, big smiles and laughter for children ages 7-12 - and the adults in their lives!! There's even a BONUS Word Search Summer Fun puzzle and a Chapter for STAR WARS fans!PLUS another BONUS GIFT: A FREE webinar on how to write and publish your own Children's books! [Value: $299]Want a GOOD, CLEAN book for your children to read on road trips or quick errands?This is the second in a series of MUST-HAVE handy-dandy books for them to enjoy.Your young readers will have a blast sharing knock-knock jokes, riddles, brainteasers, tongue twisters, and jokes with their friends and family!This book will have children smiling from ear to ear, and laughing out loud.It's a great gift idea for any child. Buy 10 copies of this book for all the birthday parties your children will get invited to...or as Christmas gifts!You'll provide good, clean, WHOLESOME fun AND happiness for the children in your life.Warmly brought to you by Husband and Wife team, multiple-time #1 International Bestselling Authors James and Jackie Morey with their children Michael and Alyssa - who all love joke, riddles, brain teasers and knock-knock jokes.Get your copy today!!
The Little Book Of Old Wives’ Tales
Have you ever witnessed a person wearing a red string on their left hand, or touching their belly when they see a bride? What about avoiding walking underneath a ladder on the street?The Little Book of Old Wives' Tales is the first volume in, The Little Book Of series by Sarah Klain. The author debutsher first book of old wives' tales in fifty-seven colourful and vivid illustrations. These humorous tales passed down from generations in her family lineage are about premonitions, relationships, pregnancy, death, health, misfortune, and fortune. This is the perfect and ideal book to sit down with a nice cuppa and have a laugh or two, or gift to someone who might need some mystical spice in their life. The Little Book Of series is a mini-illustrated series catered to adults with a satirical spin. The volumes will range from old wives' tales, women, men & relationships, unemployment, old wives' health remedies, children teaching adults life and fashion faux pas. This eclectic series is a fun and tantalising read for all and is sure to bring plenty of laughter, intrigue, and satire. The colourful and vibrant illustrations seamlessly tell a story with childlike innocence and cheek.
The Mammoth Book of Weird News
This title presents a humorous collection of hundreds of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, and hilarious blunders and gaffes from around the world, such as: the woman who smuggled 75 live snakes in her bra; the man who held a funeral for his amputated foot; and the radioactive cat which got mistaken for a bomb.
The Little Book Of Old Wives’ Tales
Have you ever witnessed a person wearing a red string on their left hand, or touching their belly when they see a bride? What about avoiding walking underneath a ladder on the street?The Little Book of Old Wives' Tales is the first volume in, The Little Book Of series by Sarah Klain. The author debutsher first book of old wives' tales in fifty-seven colourful and vivid illustrations. These humorous tales passed down from generations in her family lineage are about premonitions, relationships, pregnancy, death, health, misfortune, and fortune. This is the perfect and ideal book to sit down with a nice cuppa and have a laugh or two, or gift to someone who might need some mystical spice in their life. The Little Book Of series is a mini-illustrated series catered to adults with a satirical spin. The volumes will range from old wives' tales, women, men & relationships, unemployment, old wives' health remedies, children teaching adults life and fashion faux pas. This eclectic series is a fun and tantalising read for all and is sure to bring plenty of laughter, intrigue, and satire. The colourful and vibrant illustrations seamlessly tell a story with childlike innocence and cheek.
Don’t Be Afraid
How can divorce, epilepsy, questionable doctors, scary roommates, misguided fitness enthusiasts, dysfunctional families, humiliating servitude, and death be funny? Well, death isn't funny; but the rest of that stuff can be.
Tales of the Toilet
Tales of the ToilerWilder Sam BrounsonWhyTales of the Toilet? You've seen it before your own eyes; someone accidently opens the door to someone using the toilet, entering a restroom with no privacy to someone on the toilet, a classic TV sitcom showing a bathroom with no toilet, favorite movies, novels, comic books, the internet, and standup comedy. It's only entertainment, and I hope you enjoy it. Stay safe and stay blessed!About the AuthorWilder Sam Brounson lives in Queens, New York, and was raised in Brooklyn. He has always been imaginative, turning stories from reality, just like the stories he wrote in his first book, My Collection of Short Stories.Growing up in Brooklyn, in the heart of New York City, raised in a single-family household, Brounson attended elementary school IS 246, now MS 246 Walt Whitman, and James Madison High School, and then moved on to several jobs, from working at McDonalds to working at JFK airport. Besides writing, his other hobbies are music, sports (basketball), watching wrestling (WWE), videos, and, of course, reading. Currently, he resides in Flushing, NY, with his partner/fianc矇 (hope-to-be wife), and she inspires him. This project is not only dedicated to her, but also to his family and friends and to The Heavenly Father for giving him the talent to create.
The Communist Manifesto
PLEASE READ: Widely loathed parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this poorly-conceived spoof of Marx and Engels' "The Communist Manifesto." Written at the Hooters in Saugus, Massachusetts, in the span of 45 minutes, "The Communist Manifesto: But Tony Hawk Can Keep His Stuff" asks the question: What would change about the Communist Manifesto had Tony Hawk existed during the time of Marx and Engels? Heese's resounding conclusion is that the seminal document in political theory would have included exceptions allowing Tony Hawk to retain his private property in recognition of his gnarly skateboarding abilities and personable demeanor. In an act of parodic historical revisionism, Heese amends the Manifesto to include several sentence-long additions to each of its four parts to make this change on behalf of the original authors. In doing so, he saves Marx and Engels from becoming a casualty of their time given their inability to foresee the bodacious shredding a Californian skateboarder would accomplish nearly a century after their deaths. Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including "The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis," "Moby-Kevin," and "Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God."
From Unstoppable to Uncoachable
They said MLM is Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy! (Woohoo!) They said you can have uncapped residual income (Oooh, I'll have some of that, please!)They said it is location-independent (..and a large slice of that...)They said all you need is 15 minutes a day (Include me in, sister!)They said the products sell themselves (Hallelujah!)They said it is low risk - high reward (Praise the Lord!)They never said what it actually means to be an MLM consultant (Sigh)In this memoir, the ever-optimistic Peggy shines a forensic light into the shadowy corners of the MLM experience in search of what it truly means to 'Work from your phone.'Hold your breath as Peggy chases after the white rabbit of Multi-Level-Marketing, to an entrepreneurial Wonderland where the new 'normal' features 3-way calls with strangers, freely divulging your credit card details as if cyber-scamming didn't exist, never understanding what you're supposed to do, mastering the non-culinarily art of peeling the MLM onion, spending your lifetime on social media, and becoming an absent wife and mother.
The Luckiest Person I Know
Its not just luck that led you to this book... After 40+ years in the Real Estate industry, Penny Kander has seen it all; from broken legs and buck naked buyers to experiencing true miracles. Her unique perspective on life will make you laugh and possibly cry but it will definitely leave you feeling inspired! With humour and vulnerability, and the unique addition of quotable quotes, print-worthy graphics, plus an original flip-book, this chronicle touches on a menagerie of topics; surviving cancer, investing in Real Estate, coming out, Bitcoin fame, creative selling, life in Hawaii, the power of setting goals, and an unshakeable faith in God. Be inspired to live your life fully and wholeheartedly. Know that you can overcome anything, and be on the lookout for divine fingerprints to show up in your life. With this perspective, life becomes a grand adventure.
5 Things Your Dog Can Teach You About Love
Have you ever wondered what your dog is really thinking? Ever thought why does Fido hang around us so much? Covid has provided the opportunity to more closely watch how our two German Shepherds show their love of family. As you follow their lives from the day they are adopted to the point at which they are full-fledged family members, you'll chuckle at just how human their experiences are. More importantly, you'll realize that in many ways dogs are better at showing their love than we are. This book is for anyone trying to understand what our dogs are telling us. It's also for folks who don't have a dog and want to know what it's like. Read this book if you dare to learn about the simple ways to love your family more that are right in front of you on furry display.
2020
We've moved on from 2020 - or have we? Yes, it's another cat book. But this is also a history book. And a yearbook. And a poem... All rolled into one! It's the chaos and the ups and downs that defined 2020. Meet Simon & Mulan, two adorable Siamese cats who will help you revisit this historical, unprecedented era and reclaim your memories of a momentous, sometimes heartbreaking, and at times wacky, COVID pandemic experience. 2020: A CAT ODYSSEY is a quirky, rhyming historical journey down memory lane recalling the big and little moments that made it the strangest year ever. The book is an educational, non-fiction picture book for ages 5-95 with bonus pages including Timeline of Key Events, Glossary of New Vocabulary Words, and Personal Diary of 2020 memories. Get it NOW and enjoy this short catwalk back through time and a history book to pass on to future generations. (Autographed hardcover also available through the author.)
Laugh and Learn Vocabulary
"Laugh your way through hundreds of riddles and dozens of cartoonsThat will tickle your fancy and challenge your vocabulary.""Laugh your way through hundreds of riddles and dozens of cartoonsThat will tickle your fancy and challenge your vocabulary."
Hollywood Prompts Gone Wild
There's no place like Hollywood.Yet after decades of ignoring abuses of power, sequeling itself silly, and rebooting every godforsaken franchise into oblivion, Hollywood has made one thing clear: it needs a superhero to save it . . . from itself. And that superhero is you: an audacious writer too cool for a regular job, whose visionary screenplays have the blockbusting potential to put Tinseltown back on the pedestal. With these writing prompts, you'll be able to redefine the cinematic experience in a time when streaming services threaten what we all love most: gathering in a dark room with strangers to escape the terrors of the real world by watching those of an imagined one. Ready? Grab some popcorn and let's go to the movies with Hollywood Prompts Gone Wild.
Our Common Manners and Customs as Hebrew Peoples
The book agrees with the freed slave Dr Ola Udah Equiano who stated the possible close relationship of the manners and customs of his Ibo people with the ancient Israelites as represented in the book of Leviticus of the Hebrew Bible. The product of a research that begun in 1983 this book explores the similarities in vocabulary, ritual practice, beliefs, personal attributes, and common aspirations that are common to the ancient Israelites and the Ebo(e) ( variously rendered as Heebo(e), Ibu, Ibo, Igbo) peoples. The author uses Ibo to cover the part of Nigeria the Europeans called ''Ibo country.'' On the date of writing, this area covers what used to be the former eastern region, Delta and part of Kogi and Benue states wherever the Ibos are found in Nigeria and elsewhere. A limitation of this book is the difficulty in identifying the full list of countries in Africa where Ibos are found today as they spread as far as to Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, and elsewhere.The book describes the various types of Jews in the world but suggests to the Ibo to avoid aligning with any. Rather to keep to their own identity especially as they seem to be the most original today. The book also calls all children of Jacob (Israel) all over the world to reinvent themselves as one people and cooperate with one another for collective survival in a hostile world. It opines that the true people of God are those people who truly appreciate the task Abraham's blessing confers on them as a people and would operate cooperatively to accomplish this task in a hostile world. It then calls on the Christendom to embrace true Christianity centred on Yeshua and as interpreted by Yeshua and his Apostles who handled Christianity purely from the Jewish view of interpreting scripture.
