Pusheen 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Spend all year napping, snacking, gaming, and living your best indoor-cat life with Pusheen, the internet's favorite feline, and her fuzzy friends. The Pusheen 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar is the best way to celebrate each afternoon nap, adventure-filled weekend, and festive holiday--or just lazy days spent with good friends like Pusheen, Stormy, Pip, Sloth, Bo, and Cheek. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major U.S. and Canadian holidays and observances 300+ pieces of art and comics featuring Pusheen and friends
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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
This day-to-day calendar features 1,000 jokes perfect for home or work. Chock-full of family-friendly laughs! This day-to-day calendar offers several jokes per page, from cringe-inducing puns to silly Q&A to corny knock-knock humor. A year's worth of laughs! Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 4.606 x 4.606 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Silly, pun-derful jokes from the bestselling book series Laugh-Out-Loud-Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott
The Love Language of Dogs
This hilarious illustrated book revels in the unusual ways your dog may express their love and affection. You love your furry friend, and they love you too... lots. But has your dog ever gone a bit too far in pursuit of your approval, with well-intentioned behaviour leading to chaos? Brimming with humorous illustrations and witty captions, The Love Language of Dogs is here to help you appreciate your pet pup's desire to impress. Within you will find out: - What happens when your dog decides to make you dinner - What your pooch is trying to achieve by barking over all your guests - Why you should always be suspicious when your pet brings you free things Perfect for dog lovers and owners alike, this book offers insight into the various funny ways your pup may try to show their affection. It's sure to bring a smile to your face as you realize that, even if your dog sometimes takes things too far, you'll always love them!
The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge
Do you eat popcorn with extra butter and a side of obscure film facts?The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge is the ultimate test for cinema lovers-a compendium of over 600 multiple-choice questions covering more than a century of movies. Whether you're looking for gifts for movie lovers, movie night gift ideas, or just want to challenge your own knowledge, this book delivers hours of fun.Packed with jaw-dropping facts, behind-the-scenes secrets, and hilarious stories, this trivia book goes beyond the screen to uncover the hidden gems of film history. From cult classics to Hollywood blockbusters, this is more than just a quiz-it's your VIP pass to bragging rights among friends and family.Inside you'll find: Over 600 fun multiple-choice questions, neatly divided into 34 themed chapters.Coverage of 100+ years of cinema, from the 1920s to today's superhero spectacles.Topics ranging from sci-fi, thrillers, and musicals to Oscars, world cinema, and iconic directors.Full answers and explanations after every quiz, so you'll always learn something new.A beautifully organized, illustrated format that makes it a keepsake as well as a game.Whether you're shopping for trivia books for adults, a fun game for the next movie night, or even birthday gifts for boyfriend, girlfriend, or anyone who can't stop quoting movies, this book makes a perfect pick.So grab your popcorn, silence your phones, and prepare to unleash your inner film nerd. From Hitchcock suspense to superhero blockbusters, this trivia-packed challenge will test even the most die-hard fans.Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous quoting, overconfidence at parties, and shouting "I knew that!" way too often.The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge-because real movie buffs don't just watch movies, they live them.
Youtube World Records 2026
FULLY UPDATED WITH ANOTHER YEAR OF THRILLING, HILARIOUS AND MIND-BENDING VIDEOS! YouTube is home to more than 14 billion videos, many documenting some of the greatest feats of human endeavour and endurance ever recorded. YouTube World Records 2026 is a glorious, interactive celebration of these heroic and often jaw-dropping achievements. Super-powered with on-the-page links to more than 250 amazing videos, YouTube World Records 2026 showcases a host of amazing feats and tricks - including marshmallow catching and ice cream eating, mega-quick drumming and unbelievable basketball slam-dunks. This is the ultimate celebration of the world's greatest records.
Gotta Fix That Step: The Little Guide to Modern Family
Welcome to the wonderfully wacky world of Modern Family, where we turned the family dynamic upside down and packed it full of laughs - like a surprise party but with way more confetti (maybe even a confetti bomb)! Since bursting onto your screens in 2009, this show has racked up an impressive 22 Primetime Emmy Awards, including five in a row for Outstanding Comedy Series - like a gold medal in family fun! With 75 nominations and a Golden Globe to boot, it's no wonder Modern Family has become a global favorite. Get ready for a treasure trove of hilarious quotes and behind-the-scenes nuggets in this must-have book for every fan obsessed with the lovable chaos of the Pritchett-Dunphy crew and Gloria's legendary sass. Whether you're cracking up at my classic dad jokes, enjoying Cam's fabulous drama or savoring Mitchell's dry humor (he's like a fine wine - so smooth!), this compact collection has all the heart and hilarity you adore about TV's funniest family. This little gem is perfect for binge-watchers and die-hard fans alike! It's your ultimate guide to all things Modern Family. Dive into fun trivia, laugh-out-loud moments, and those heartfelt lessons we've come to expect from one of our all-time favorite comedies. With over 11 seasons of side-splitting one-liners and unforgettable scenes, Modern Family is still standing tall in the entertainment world. So, are you ready to dive back into the laughter and love all over again? Let's do this!
Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck If. . . 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Jeff Foxworthy's humor never gets old, and he has chosen his best and funniest redneck jokes to fill this calendar, making it the best thing since corn dogs and ketchup. If the most expensive meal you ever bought came with a moist towelette, if you own more cars than socks, if your mama saves aluminum foil, or if you drink soda with breakfast, you'll feel right at home with all the laughable one-liners in the You Might Be a Redneck If(R) . . . 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Features include: 4.6" x 4.6" page size No single-use plastic Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Includes an amusing redneck joke on each page Includes Daily Extra! Bonus content on the back of each day's page
Nurses 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
For nurses facing daily challenges, this calendar offers a much-needed break from the stressors of daily life, along with a cheerful dose of uplifting humor. If laughter is the best medicine, then this daily desktop calendar is just what the doctor ordered! Filled with funny anecdotes, inspiring quotes, laugh-inducing jokes, and entertaining medical stories, this calendar is sure to deliver the morale boost nurses need to thrive in 2026. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 4.606" x 4.606" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features a health-care joke, entertaining medical tale, or inspiring quote
Church Signs 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Sage, sweet, and occasionally sassy, funny church signs reflect community values, congregational priorities, and the often groan-worthy sense of humor of the local pastor. The Church Signs 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers uplifting jokes and puns, gentle guidance, and positive daily reminders to show grace and kindness to one another and ourselves. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 4.606 x 4.606 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features daily reminders, Christian inspiration, positive philosophy, and humorous observations inspired by community church signs and bulletins.
Sad Nuggie 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Feel like you are becoming a "depresso espresso"? The internet's favorite stressed and depressed chicken nugget is here to help! Let the lovable, adorable, and relatable Sad Nuggie cheer you every day in this Sad Nuggie(TM) 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Everyone has those days where nothing seems to go right. But with the Sad Nuggie(TM) 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar, the days will brighten with the delightful and relatable Sad Nuggie there to cheer on daily. He may be stressed and depressed, but he wishes nothing but the best for his friends. If you ever need someone to talk to, Sad Nuggie will always be there. A curation of all the best Sad Nuggie comics and internet memes Features full-color, tear-off pages Day/date reference on each page Includes all major and significant holidays Recyclable easel backer for desk or tabletop display Great as a gift for any occasion Perfect for your home or office Includes moon phases
Zits 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Having a teenager in the house just hits different. Follow the adventures of 17-year-old Jeremy Duncan, his cringey-but-well-meaning parents, and his friends in the Zits 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar as they all navigate important life issues such as cell phone etiquette, college prep, what's for dinner, and just how loud is too loud for the band to be playing. Each page of this daily calendar features a different, full-color comic strip from Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman's classic comic creation that has been entertaining fans and families for over 25 years. As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances A different Zits(R) comic strip on each page
What Would Ken Do?
The Kenaissance is here and it's time to learn all about how to be more Ken with this officially licensed cheeky guide. Who wouldn't want to be as Ken-tastic as Ken? He's learned a lot about life with the help of some friends, and he wants to share it with the world. Ken is very happy to have learned some of his best life tips from Barbie; he's accompanied her to bedazzle-studded dances, camping trips, rides in the pink convertible, and supported her throughout her glass ceiling-breaking moves that have made her the iconic sensation she is. Along the way, Ken has come into his own. This guide gives practical pointers on everything from style (who doesn't like a good disco suit) to self-care (healthy habits build confidence) and more. It reminds you that to be your best self you have to learn to take care of you and find what makes you shine--a Ken approved formula anyone can use! Barbie and Ken fans will love this full-color gorgeously styled little gift book. You won't be able to get Kenough!
The Little Book of Cock
Dive into this uproarious adult activity book celebrating life's most prominent appendage with jokes, puzzles, trivia, and more that'll have you laughing 'til you're sore! Plunge head-first into this humorous adult activity book - full of jokes, puzzles and trivia - which celebrates life's most up-standing appendage: cock Get ready for the ride of your life - figuratively speaking, of course! Whether you prefer the term love rocket or disco stick, tent pole or pork sword, in this spunky little book, everyone's favourite member is the star of the show. With the games and activities in these pages, you can now have more fun with cock than ever before. You will: - Bone up on your cock trivia - Tickle your fancy with a raft of dick-tacular jokes - Test your head with counting conundrums and penis puzzles. - Complete the coloring pages to find your creative release. - Reveal more dirty terms for a boner than you ever dreamed was possible. So, what are you waiting for? Come and see if you can pull it off! Cock has surely never been so much fun.
Where's My Check?
Spoken Word Summaries for Wounded Warriors Here's your check! A lyrical mirror held up to power, pain, and perseverance. In this bold anthology, Carolyn Plummer Ayana delivers unflinching spoken word that gives voice to the wounded, the waiting, and the wide-awake. Her powerful rhythms and unapologetic truths explore the unchecked political forces and systemic failures that continue to erode justice, equity, and human dignity in today's America. These are not just poems-they are survival tools. Coping rhymes for those battling the weight of delayed promises and dismantled protections. They speak directly to the spirit of warriors-those bruised by bureaucracy, abandoned by leadership, or silenced by oppression. Blending biting critique with spiritual uplift, Ayana crafts each piece with the urgency of now, the wisdom of lived experience, and the fire of artistic revolution. Where's My Check? is a call to consciousness-and a check on a system long overdue for accountability.
The Last Lap
The Last Lap Retirement Village for Racing Whippets & "Trubulsom Porquapines" nestles in the village of Winklebutty, famed for its black truffles and stanky toe fungus outbreaks.When the Last National Winklebutty Bank threatens to foreclose on the property and send its canine residents to their doom in the factory owned by the evil Sausage Baron of Lumpy Bottom, Rocco Parmigiana, retired racing royalty Angeli Cup and her steed Destiny's Poo have only one option: limp right out of retirement.Can this unlikely duo race once more to win the most prestigious gong of them all-the Winklebutty Cup, complete with its victory stinky cheese?Standing in their way are age, incompetence, insolence, malfeasance, flatulence - and Rocco's nephew, Chad Cheerio, with his cheating cheetah Fate's Fur Art. It's the race that significantly slows a nation, and while 'there can be only one' winner, there can be as many losers as needed to fill the plot holes.Join the eccentric residents of The Last Lap as they attempt to rewrite the Winklebutty Bigbooty Museum and Burlesque Cabaret Restaurant's Big Book of Racing Records and smash through the fifth wall to face off with henchmen, henchwomen, henchshadows, and possibly even ... henchporcupines!
Uncharted Grounds
Life hasn't been normal since a mermaid resurrected Maya Rivers.Between supernatural side effects, the terrifying mermaid mafia who wants more than she's prepared to give, and a shadow demon who would raze realms to keep her safe, Maya is trying to figure out who she is-and where she truly belongs.In a world of chaotic friendship and found family, one thing's certain: Maya isn't just surviving anymore.She's ready to stand her ground.
Gleanings in Graveyards
Unearth the beauty and intrigue of mortality with "Gleanings in Graveyards: A Collection of Curious Epitaphs." This captivating anthology invites readers to explore the unique tombstone sayings and historical grave markers that have whispered stories of love, loss, and reflection for centuries. After decades of being out of print, Alpha Editions proudly presents this restored treasure, ensuring that the poignant messages of these graveyard inscriptions resonate with today s audience and future generations. This edition is not merely a reprint; it is a collector s item, a cultural artifact that celebrates the art of memorial poetry and the profound reflections on mortality that lie within cemetery poetry. Delve into a world where literary gravestones come alive, revealing unusual gravestone quotes that provoke thought and evoke emotion. Perfect for both casual readers and classic literature collectors, "Gleanings in Graveyards" offers a unique blend of history and artistry, making it a must-have for anyone intrigued by graveyard history and the mysteries of death and dying literature. Join us on this journey through the echoes of the past, and discover how these curious epitaphs continue to inspire and connect us across generations. Embrace the beauty of remembrance and let the words of the departed guide your reflections on life.
Dickheads, Wankers and Arseholes
If you haven't read a book about Dickheads, Wankers and Arseholes? Good news ... here it is. If you haven't read about the syndromes of dickheadery, wankery, and arseholery? Now you can. This book is plain-speaking, perceptive, penetrating, cheeky, and original. It is widely relevant, practical, and replete with insights and searching analysis. It is written in a distinctly Aussie voice. And ... it is written by a 'man' ... with decades of experience through a blend of Policing, Community Corrections, Social Work, teaching at university, and leadership development.
Something To Stare At
Hey, you! Yeah, you looking this book over! It's me, comedian Josh Blue. You know me from winning Last Comic Standing, or getting third place on America's Got Talent, or maybe you just saw me wobbling through the airport. If you don't know me at all, I'm the comic who puts the cerebral in cerebral palsy.Something To Stare At is my first book, and it's all about my life: From my harrowing birth and subsequent emergency flight out of Africa, to sharing a zoo cage with a silverback gorilla, to traveling the world as a Paralympian on the U.S. soccer team, my journey has been as unpredictable as my right arm. We'll also saunter through my comedy career, from its humble start to performing on the world's biggest stand-up stage, as well as my lifelong challenge of overcoming others' preconceived ideas of disabled people-for those of you who need your inspiration porn. You may think you know me, but after reading Something To Stare At you're probably going to know more than you want to. And if you're still reading this far, just buy the damn book already! "Josh always shovels his walk in a timely fashion." -Neighbor to the left"He doesn't floss properly, but still has great teeth." -Josh's dentist"Wow, only took him twenty years to finish this." -College roommate"Pretty good book for a guy who can't read." -Local librarian
Something To Stare At
Hey, you! Yeah, you looking this book over! It's me, comedian Josh Blue. You know me from winning Last Comic Standing, or getting third place on America's Got Talent, or maybe you just saw me wobbling through the airport. If you don't know me at all, I'm the comic who puts the cerebral in cerebral palsy.Something To Stare At is my first book, and it's all about my life: From my harrowing birth and subsequent emergency flight out of Africa, to sharing a zoo cage with a silverback gorilla, to traveling the world as a Paralympian on the U.S. soccer team, my journey has been as unpredictable as my right arm. We'll also saunter through my comedy career, from its humble start to performing on the world's biggest stand-up stage, as well as my lifelong challenge of overcoming others' preconceived ideas of disabled people-for those of you who need your inspiration porn. You may think you know me, but after reading Something To Stare At you're probably going to know more than you want to. And if you're still reading this far, just buy the damn book already! "Josh always shovels his walk in a timely fashion." -Neighbor to the left"He doesn't floss properly, but still has great teeth." -Josh's dentist"Wow, only took him twenty years to finish this." -College roommate"Pretty good book for a guy who can't read." -Local librarian
The Fall of the Grand Sarrasin; Being a Chronicle of Sir Nigel de Bessin, Knight, of Things that Happed in Guernsey Island, in the Norman Seas, in and about the Year One Thousand and Fifty-Seven
Step into the captivating world of the 11th century with "The Fall of the Grand Sarrasin," a mesmerizing chronicle of Sir Nigel de Bessin, Knight, that transports readers to the shores of Guernsey Island in the Norman Seas. This thrilling tale of knightly quests, epic battles, and maritime adventures has been out of print for decades, but now, thanks to Alpha Editions, it has been meticulously restored for today s and future generations. Join Sir Nigel as he navigates a landscape rife with danger and intrigue, embodying the spirit of bravery and honor that defined a bygone era. This book not only recounts a gripping story but also serves as a vital piece of British history, offering insights into the lives and struggles of those who shaped the medieval world. Perfect for casual readers and classic literature collectors alike, this edition is more than just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure that celebrates the rich tapestry of historical fiction. Dive into the pages and experience the allure of Norman Seas tales, where every chapter reveals the essence of knightly valor and the challenges of an ever-changing world. Don t miss your chance to own this remarkable piece of literature that bridges the past with the present, inviting you to explore the legacy of Sir Nigel de Bessin.
The Drunkard
Step into the vivid world of "The Drunkard," a poignant exploration of alcoholism and redemption that has captivated readers since its original publication. This powerful 19th-century fiction, now republished by Alpha Editions, offers a character-driven narrative that combines humor with tragedy, delivering profound moral lessons that resonate today. Follow the journey of a man grappling with the demons of addiction, as he navigates the complexities of life, love, and societal expectations. "The Drunkard" is more than just a story it's a cultural treasure that reflects the struggles and triumphs of the human spirit. With its unique blend of social commentary and rich character development, this book invites both casual readers and classic literature collectors to experience its timeless themes. After being out of print for decades, this restored edition ensures that the heart of this literary gem beats anew for today s and future generations. It s not just a reprint; it s a collector s item, a piece of American literature that deserves a place on your bookshelf. Discover the emotional depth and historical significance of "The Drunkard," and let its lessons guide you toward understanding the complexities of life. Dive into this classic and embrace the journey of redemption.
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Step into a world where time and reality collide in Mark Twain's timeless classic, "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court." This captivating time travel novel transports you from the bustling streets of 19th-century America to the enchanting yet brutal realm of Arthurian legends. Follow Hank Morgan, a savvy Connecticut mechanic, as he navigates the treacherous waters of medieval adventure, wielding his modern wit and wisdom against the backdrop of chivalry and superstition. This edition, lovingly restored by Alpha Editions, breathes new life into a work that was out of print for decades, ensuring that Twain's sharp satire and humor resonate with today s readers and future generations. More than just a reprint, it s a collector s item a cultural treasure that invites both casual readers and classic literature enthusiasts to explore the rich tapestry of American literature and its commentary on society. Dive into a narrative that blends fantasy and reality, where Twain s incisive literary analysis reveals the absurdities of both the past and the present. Whether you re a fan of historical fiction, looking for a thought-provoking read, or seeking an engaging story filled with time travel adventures, this book promises to captivate your imagination and challenge your perceptions. Rediscover the magic of Twain s genius and add this essential piece of literary history to your collection today!
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes 2026 Wall Calendar
Featuring over 400 family- and workplace-friendly jokes, this calendar is sure to please anyone who likes humor that's punny, campy, corny, and sometimes downright silly. Featuring a joke a day and even more for each monthly spread, this calendar contains over 400 jokes to keep you laughing year-round. Based on the bestselling book series Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott. Features include: Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time 400+ family-friendly jokes appropriate for all ages
Work Chronicles 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Working full-time over several decades, it's estimated the average person will spend about 90,000 hours on the job. And what does one do with that time? The average employee spends 31 hours per month in unproductive meetings, receives 304 business emails each week, and is interrupted 56 times per day. Sound familiar? The hilarious comics in the Work Chronicles 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar just might remind you of some of the crazy and cringey things you've had endure. Each page of this daily desktop calendar features a different multi-panel comic strip with funny and relatable tales from the modern-day office, whether it's at corporate or at home. As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Funny and relatable comics about work from popular webcomic @_WorkChronicles
Minor Mischief 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Looking for a daily dose of humor to keep you laughing all year long? Look no further than the Minor Mischief calendar, where clever pranks meet sweary wordplay and total hilarity results. Each page of the Minor Mischief 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar features a funny picture of a good-natured prank (often an act of minor graffiti)--paired with laugh-inducing commentary by humor writer Beverly L. Jenkins that is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Based on the popular subreddit r/MildlyVandalised, this desktop calendar is a charming blend of salty one-liners, lighthearted bathroom humor, and risqu矇 puns--perfect for anyone with a sarcastic streak, a love of sweary gags, and a penchant for mischievous practical jokes. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features a funny photo of a public prank with an edgy, comedic, or sweary caption
