Work from Work from Home Book of Cartoons
The Work from Work from Home Book of Cartoons is two books in one. A hybrid book of humor for hybrid times. A carefully curated collection of work cartoons with a strong resume, previously published in The New Yorker, The Wall Street Journal, Barron's, Wired and other publications.Work from Work takes a lighthearted look at all the quirks of office culture. Flip the book over and Work from Home shortens your commute time down to minutes and schedules your next Zoom (camera off / mike on mute).Featuring 86 cartoons including cartoonists Amy Hwang, Bob Mankoff, Christopher Weyant, David Sipress, Emily Flake, Harry Bliss, Jack Ziegler, Leo Cullum, Mort Gerberg, P.C. Vey, Paul Noth, Roz Chast, Sam Gross and many many more.This just in from HR: You can work from work, or work from home, but remember to never home from work!Hardcover, 8" x 8".
Don’t Get Me Started
Let's get one thing straight. I'm not. I'm out and proud. When I'm out and it's raining I carry an umbrella. I used to be in but I hate the smell of mothballs. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm that had to be deactivated before I could even touch the door handle. And then there was the storm door. It wasn't until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to ask, "Do you think we're lesbians?" By the way, never come out to your father in a moving vehicle. Now I've written a book. It's not as easy as it looks. One night, I was working late on my computer when a little message came up on the screen, "You are almost out of memory." Here are my thoughts and observations on everything from gay marriage (Mad Vow Disease) to my morbid fear of mascots (with the exception of the San Diego Chicken). That's all I'm going to say because I don't want to spoil it for you. That's a job for Jesse Helms.
The Ultimate Book of Dog Cartoons
Have you ever seen a cartoon that reminds you exactly of your pet? Like, how did this cartoon capture my little furbaby so specifically? Well, virtually all the cartoons inside this book have been inspired by our collection of world class cartoonists' little doggies.These hunter gatherers (who have transformed to couch surfers) have been our friends for nearly all of history and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Unless, they learn how to open the fridge.Inside you will find 86 cartoons seemingly inspired by your favorite furry friend.Please enjoy this collection of cartoons while you ponder the eternal question of who domesticated who?90 pages. Hardcover, 8" x 8".
Pretend I'm a Pomegranate
The book Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a collection of fantastical essays, and erudite witticisms to entertain and enchant the eclectic thinker. The essays, quotations, and ephemera in Pretend I'm a Pomegranate relate tales of curious experiences, absurd situations, wonderful dreams, and the wise words of ancients. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a perfect book for fans of the effervescent Henri Munro (Saki) or those who remember the sages of spirituality like the pedantic Mothe Fenelon or those who have had an out-of-body experience. In other words, a perfect book for the general reader. If you have not raised an eyebrow of curiosity, or giggled shamelessly or had a word of wisdom whispered into the ears of your heart lately, seek out a pomegranate, peel it apart, taste and see what the extraordinary sweetness and radical red juice of it can do for you. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate
The Butcher of Souls
Ben French was an idler, a slacker, a lazy good for nothing all his days on earth. When his life ended and he was assigned to a job in the nether world, he wasn't too worried; he'd always found a way to avoid expending any effort and he'd do it now, too. He quickly found, though, that he couldn't avoid his duties. He was stuck for all eternity in the miserable, soul-crushing role of usher, pitchforking the remains of other lost souls into the blast furnace of forever, into the gaping maw of oblivion. The demands were unceasing and he badly needed a way out. Fortunately, he discovered an escape clause. Ben could rid himself of his obligations and make his days more comfortable if he somehow found a replacement. The Butcher of Souls chronicles Ben's search not only for a replacement but also for a return to his former existence, one of comfort and ease, of modest indulgences and everlasting peace.
Through Old Ground
Through Old Ground is a collection of stories from the life of Dr. Randy Cross, a small-town Southerner turned English professor and author, most notable for his work with T. S. Stribling's autobiography, The Laughing Stock. Dr. Cross grew up in St. Joseph, Tennessee, where he gained the strong foundation upon which he relied throughout his adventures as a two-time Fulbright Scholar and beyond.With his down-to-earth narrative style, Dr. Cross describes various memories and events in his life, infusing each chapter with his incredible wit and humor. Beginning in his childhood, the book progresses through Dr. Cross's adulthood, reflecting on lessons he has learned and significant people who have been a part of his life.Through Old Ground transports readers into a world full of nostalgia and heart, reminding us that no matter how far away from our roots we may find ourselves, they will always remain with us and call us back home.
English Language Lovers
In our globalised and digitalised world, English has become necessary. It's simply complex, which makes us keep learning. It is impossible to master all its intricacies in a lifetime; even native speakers are challenged with the daily arrival of new jargon, slang, and formal words and phrases.This book has words of thoughts, thoughts on words, and words to laugh at that will make you a better conversant in English. Anaphoras, aphorisms, euphemisms, epistrophes, false friends, jargon, metaphors, etcetera are explained with illustrations and photographs. Reading it is a fun way to maintain your appetite for the English language.The late US author H. Jackson Jr said, "Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language". That's certainly how I feel. Bilingual and multilingual people are flexible, creative, and open-minded. They make me think and smile, such as this statement from an acquaintance: "Look at the round and red thing in my bras". (The French word "bras" is "arm" in English).
Going Round The Bend On The QE2
Written by a bestselling author this is the hilarious story of him having a nervous breakdown and running away around the world on the QE2! Unbelievable but absolutely true the author's sensitive mental state gives him a different slant on world travel and the millionaires he mixes with. A truly different travel book which will have you laughing on every page.This is the true story of how the author cured a nervous breakdown by taking a world cruise on The Queen Elizabeth ll. It is a peep into the luxury lifestyle of the very rich from the somewhat sardonic viewpoint of someone who is not quite sane. We visit 40 countries and each one is treated to the author's observations which are nearly always humorous and written by someone who's fragile mental state causes him to throw all caution to the winds. But more than that, Nick isn't your conventional world traveller: he gets arrested in New York and undergoes an intimate body search, he fights off three armed muggers in Jamaica, falls out with Australian customs officers, has a motor bike accident in Bali, is attacked by two old men in The Taj Mahal and is thrown out of Vietnam. The book, though, is more about his life aboard the QE2: his love affairs, his growing relationship with the staff and their intimate, closeted lifestyle, the disastrous staff concert that ends up in an all-out fight, the excesses of the super-rich passengers and the bizarre situations that only happen aboard such as the night where he is trapped on the dance floor with the three women he has been dating. All in all it is the story of a man making his way back to sanity until he is finally deposited back on the quay at Southampton where he started only now he is penniless and has just been informed that everything he owns in the world has been thrown overboard into the sea.The hilarious follow up is now available on Kindle: Not Quite Sane in America, where Nick runs away to America to avoid his proctologist!
His Sister
An Arranged Match... With Unexpected Desires Urvi is a young queer woman whose world is turned upside down when her traditional parents arrange her marriage to Raja, a wealthy but arrogant businessman. Though hesitant, Urvi agrees under one condition - she'll spend 30 days with Raja's family first before deciding on the marriage. Her secret motive? To get closer to Raja's gorgeous sister Isha, with whom Urvi feels an unmistakable spark. In this heartfelt romantic comedy, Urvi must navigate a tangled web of relationships, traditions, and the stirrings of forbidden desire. Will her daring 30-day plan lead to true love? Or will she be forced to deny her identity and the longings of her heart? Get swept away by the captivating story of one woman's courageous journey for self-discovery, acceptance, and the truth about where she belongs. His Sister is a celebration of love in all its forms. Can true love rewrite the script of Urvi's arranged marriage? There's only one way to find out...
Set My Heart Bonfire
He's a dashing millionaire who thinks everything in life is one big joke, probably because he bathes in piles of money each morning. He's also my new neighbor, and after a humiliating experience in the cemetery that is my backyard, he becomes my shadow, showing up everywhere just to annoy me.I'm not a fan of happy people. They bother me with their constant grins and rainbows coming out of their ears, and Vander Booth is the king of smiles. Despite my efforts to scare him away with both my profession as an undertaker and my general need for frowning through most of my workday, he sticks around like a bad case of poison ivy.He is gorgeous though. I'll give him that. And when I see the way he coordinates outfits with his grandma just to make her happy, I'll admit my biological clock starts ticking. Add in his fear of real human connections and suddenly I find myself cheering for the guy instead of plotting his death.Though opposites can attract-and boy is my black lipstick attracted to his glow-in-the-dark smile-they don't stay together long-term. And they certainly can't co-exist when they're fighting constantly in a knock-down, drag-out competition for the same piece of land for their business venture. Or can they? Cue ominous organ music...
Road Trip to the Future
Rick Haddad and Lew Rosenberg, two hapless, aging ex-potheads who have grown apart over the years, venture on a mind-bending trip to rescue Cam Miles, a mutual friend from their youth who has disappeared in Chicago under mysterious circumstances. On the road across Michigan in a clunky old Pontiac Le Mans, Rick and Lew run into a variety of bizarre characters and comical mishaps while they argue about racial politics and other social issues.The hijinks of their journey are interspersed with vivid recollections of events, some serious, others hilarious, that they experienced while growing up amid the palpable racial disparities of Detroit and Grosse Pointe. After Lew and Rick finally make it to Chicago, their quest climaxes in a revelation of secrets about the past that threatens their relationship.
Treats
Enjoy this beautifully illustrated and packaged collection of Mutts comic strips by Patrick McDonnell, delivering a year's worth of special and sweet moments with Earl, Mooch, and the rest of their four-legged friends. This treasury features an entire year's worth of Mutts comics, including sketch art and illustrations by author Patrick McDonnell. Printed on recycled paper.
A Known and Yet unknown World
The book is built up on autobiographical stories of travels in various parts of the globe, capturing in its frame the geographical settings, the layman's geology, the historical anecdotes, some anthropological findings, narration of relevant social and academic environments, and description of stunning landscapes. This is primarily based on the author's personal diaries spanning over a few decades. The book is pictorial, and the author consolidated his narrations in sixteen independent chapters. The book starts with the author's growing up in the suburbs of Kolkata, and his education in Presidency College, now University, in Kolkata and later in the erstwhile Soviet Union. The book also narrates the unique features of the USA, the Swiss Alps, the Scandinavia, China, Africa, Australia and Middle East. The contents, however, are not designed to provide any travel guide. The book is totally apolitical. It focuses on the author's penchant for knowing and sharing diversity of the world through irresistible wanderlust.
Disappointing Affirmations
USA Today Bestseller Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that's okay. From the creator of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won't. But also: Be kind to yourself, asshole. Transforming and re-envisioning the material for print while adding tons of new work, this is the funny-because-it's-true, sneaky self-help gift book for anyone who isn't happy all the time and doesn't feel seen in the whole "positive mental attitude" culture. Unfollow your dreams! Like a non-disappointing gift with purchase, the book's jacket folds out into a motivational poster, suitable for display anywhere disappointment may strike. IT REALLY IS OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY: People say, "It's okay to not be okay," but then it feels like they need you to be okay. This subversively funny book is the perfect way to remind ourselves, or anyone who needs it, that it's better to deal with our feelings honestly than fall into the "positive vibes only" self-help trap. COMEDY FOR A NEW ERA: Wellness has been slowly taking a darker turn in popular culture, and comedy is no exception. From Inside by Bo Burnham to the absurdity of TV giant Succession, audiences are drawn to media that embraces discomfort rather than drowning it out. Disappointing Affirmations may not look very comforting, but not all self-care comes in the form of warm hugs and sunrise yoga. FOR HUMOR BOOK FANS: Seeking a gift for the anti-optimist in your life? This one fits the bill for fans of satirical doom classics and self-help antidotes such as All My Friends Are Dead, Am I Overthinking This?, the Worst Case Scenario series, and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. THERE'S MORE: See also the accompanying stationery and gift items, including Disappointing Affirmations Wall Calendar, Disappointing Affirmations Pencils, Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards, Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book, and Disappointing Affirmations: The Game. You won't be disappointed. Perfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn't entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
Black Folks Don't Tip
Kassondra Rockswell moved to Atlanta, GA with her young daughter in 2008 to further pursue her career as a vocal artist. Thinking it would provide some steady income while she advanced her craft, she stumbled into the restaurant industry as a server. She immediately noticed some disturbing consistencies among the black diners. Most of them were extremely difficult to serve, and many did not care at all about tipping properly. Trying to understand this kept Rockswell awake at night. She began venting her frustrations on napkins and scraps of paper at work, which transitioned into journaling about it at home...which evolved into this amazing book. Rockswell's got the audacity to tell Black folks that, not only are they not tipping properly when they dine out, they are also exhibiting completely unacceptable behavior in restaurants.With courage and literary finesse, Rockswell examines how the institutions of slavery and sharecropping helped to create today's restaurant tipping system and how all this is connected to the controversial tipping habits of American Blacks.Weaving her reader through hilariously true tales of uninformed diners and famous celebrities with abusive behavior, Rockswell gracefully intersects fair wage, racial discrimination and sexual harassment with laughter, hope and promise.BLACK FOLKS DON'T TIP is a delightful treat from beginning to end--enlightening, educational and entertaining.
More Tales from Fur After Dark
More tales from Fur After Dark adult only archives. Anthropomorphic fantasy encounters, stories like those told around the camp fire to thrill and enthral.Returning with much loved characters from previous book and some new faces.Paperback edition. 123 colour pages 8.5x11.00.Created, written, and drawn by Eric W. Schwartz.
The Gospel According to Saint X
Tolstoy's Gospels in Brief re-told using the characters from Antonie de Saint-Exupery's The Little Prince.This is the story of a mysterious little man, fathered by the universe, who, after becoming enlightened by a wise creature, takes up the offer of an assisted suicide by a demonic animal. He does this to save a man. A man who has lost his way in life, by rekindling his innocence and sense of wonder.Jesus died for our sins. He can't do it again. Here, I offer the Little Prince to take his place.
The Glory Of The Coming
"The Glory Of The Coming" is an ancient Historical war story book written by Irvin S. Cobb. Irvin S. Cobb has emerged as a well-known American writer, slapstick comedian, and columnist identified for his humor and scathing tackle American culture. Cobb's on line works, which encompass novels, brief memoirs, articles, and comedic physical games, display his versatility as a creator. Cobb is from Kentucky, and his artwork generally replicate his Southern background, collectively with real renderings of Southern customs, dialects, and traditions. Cobb's works are complete of humor and satire, making incisive feedback approximately particular additives of society at the same time as moreover enticing readers with clever wit and hilarious storytelling. The book, posted in 1919, analyzes troubles of struggle, patriotism, and the human state of affairs within the putting of WWI. The artwork of writing gives a charming tale of military and civilian reminiscences in some unspecifiedtime in the future of struggle, emphasizing the tragedies, sacrifices, and camaraderie that outline such risky instances in fact. Set in an unspecified time within the destiny of World War I, "The Glory Of The Coming" provides readers with precise insights into the social, political, and cultural milieu of early twentieth-century America.
The Description Of Wales
Geraldus Cambrensis, usually known as Gerald of Wales, wrote the medieval travelogue "The Description of Wales" inside the late twelfth century. The book, which serves as each a geographical and ethnographic description, paints a shiny photo of Wales and its population in the course of Gerald's lifetime. Geraldus, a priest and student, mixes extraordinary observations with a sense of humor and occasional bias. The paintings are prepared into sections: the first gives an in depth description of Wales' terrain, natural sources, and monuments, and the second one specializes in Welsh customs, behavior, and anecdotes. Geraldus, who is Welsh and Norman, regularly interjects private ideas and reviews, giving the story a subjective and interesting tone. "The Description of Wales" is greater than an actual description; it is a literary work that represents the author's complicated relationship with Wales. It is an important ancient supply that sheds light on medieval Welsh tradition and society, giving readers a view into the contemplating a medieval pupil navigating the cultural terrain of his time.
Bill Nye's Sparks
The amusing pieces in "Bill Nye's Sparks" were penned by Edgar Wilson Nye, writing under the pen name Bill Nye. Renowned American humourist and journalist Bill Nye was well-known for his sharp mind and caustic viewpoint on a wide range of topics. Readers can anticipate several amusing observations and commentary on society, daily life, and human behavior in "Bill Nye's Sparks." To keep his audience entertained, Nye uses a unique comedic style that combines wordplay and satire. The pieces offer a light-hearted look at the peculiarities and eccentricities of late 19th-century American culture on a variety of subjects. Although the essays' exact subjects may differ, readers can always count on Nye's distinctive humour and his ability to make the mundane hilarious. The word "Sparks" in the title can imply that Nye's works are humorous or insightful sparks that cause others to laugh and think. All things considered, the book is a charming illustration of American humour from the 19th century and the caustic approach that made Bill Nye famous.
A Rhino Through the Looking Glass
Sex, booze, politics, intrigue, betrayal, danger... now I've got your attention, I would like to tell you my story.This is the autobiographical story of how a man born to a relatively normal family from a modest background in the West Midlands managed to achieve national prominence through a series of often hilarious and always honestly recounted exploits and misadventures.Dealing with the reality of the issues behind the headlines, A Rhino Through the Looking Glass is a brutally honest story of the highs and lows of a life led with the motto that there are always possibilities.From depictions of life growing up in Wolverhampton in the 1970s to depictions and anecdotes about encounters with huge names in politics, sports and entertainment, this book is a unique journal of a life that has, at times, stretched the boundaries of credulity in its levels of drama.Featuring encounters with three different British Prime Ministers, World Champion sportsmen and international pop stars, as well as a very long working relationship with Nigel Farage, the book is packed with fascinating stories."Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast".Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll."The Rhino" is a nickname given to me by the author's ex-wife.
A Siren
A Siren, is a classical and a rare book, that has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and redesigned. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work, and hence their text is clear and readable. This remarkable book falls within the genres of,
The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, is a classical and a rare book, that has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and redesigned. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work, and hence their text is clear and readable. This remarkable book falls within the genres of Language and Literatures, Indo-Iranian literatures
No Common Sense
You are cordially invited to participate in my absurd but heartfelt attempt to help save this nation from corruption, stupidity, and evil beings of one sort or another. No Common Sense is a genre-bending political satire-based update of Founding Father Thomas Paine's original Common Sense. An argument and a declaration for independence and freedom from a totalitarian king. Using my fake but funny original concept, a reality fairytale about Donald Trump and the big bad government, I try to enlighten and humor my readers about the need to stand up to a terminally corrupt and authoritarian federal government. Our unique freedoms and rights as American citizens are in danger. Like the classic Common Sense, No Common Sense is concise, around 34,000 words, and aspires to motivate Americans as the original did in 1776. A couple hundred million people either love or love to hate Donald Trump, and would be interested in this book. Whether you love or hate him, he is currently being piled on by our out-of-control federal government. He has been persecuted, harassed, and setup for the past eight years. If an ex-president of the United States and current front-runner for a second term can be targeted for prosecution, then who is safe? He has been spied on, fraudulently setup numerous times, had his property raided, family and associates, including his attorneys, harassed, and threatened. Trump is now uniquely charged with crimes no one else has ever been charged with. He is eligible for well over 700 years in prison, if convicted. Imagine what the government could do to any one of us.
That's So New York
Charming, poignant, and occasionally salacious, That's So New York is brimming with little snapshots of humanity that make one thing clear: There's no place like New York. New York Times editor and lifelong New Yorker Dan Saltzstein compiles hundreds of distinctly New York moments for this peek at the city that never sleeps. Inspired by Saltzstein's viral Twitter thread, this illustrated book features hilarious anecdotes from locals and transplants, short essays from folks like Molly Jong-Fast and Michael Ian Black, who have seen it all, and Q&As with everyday New Yorkers from across the five boroughs. Eels wriggling through subway cars, accidentally stumbling onto the set of Law & Order, drag queens emerging from manholes--if there's one thing New York never runs out of, it's stories. And rats. Always rats. INCREDIBLE TRUE TALES: These are real New York stories from real people who have lived or currently live in the city! While some are absolutely outlandish, the fact that these stories come from everyday people makes for an exciting reading experience for tourists and total relatability for locals. Topics range from the subway to celebrities, crime and grime to the New York slice, doorman dish to the (sometimes weird) rules of the city ("I'm walkin' here!"), and much more. EXPERT AUTHOR: As a lifelong New Yorker, senior editor for the New York Times, and creator of the popular Twitter thread that inspired this book, Dan Saltzstein has a wealth of knowledge about New York and an incredible network within it. This collection brings together the voices of notables like Alexander Chee, Molly Jong-Fast, Isaac Fitzgerald, and Megan Abbott with everyday folks like sanitation workers, doormen, train operators, and bartenders who make the city run. ULTIMATE NYC GIFT BOOK: In a highly giftable, affordably priced package, this is the perfect present for current New Yorkers, anyone who has ever lived in New York, and visitors who love the Big Apple! Perfect for: People from New York, past and present Travelers and tourists planning or returning from a trip to NYC Gift-diving to NY transplants Birthday or holiday gift for family and friends who love city stories
My Mother Said...
"Less something said, more something done."Caroline Gardiner is a Moon child, Momma bear, Veteran, Life-Cycle Celebrant/Wedding Officiant, daydreamer, and lover of Love. She lives in Southeastern Massachusetts with a couple of crazy cats, Bonnabelle and Pistachio.
A Kid Grows in Brooklyn
Step into a world filled with the magical kidhood and enchanting charm of Brooklyn through the eyes of Art Shulman in his captivating memoir, "A Kid Grows in Brooklyn."This isn't just any memoir - Art Shulman, author, and lively octogenarian, creates a time capsule that transports you to the most magical time and place to grow up in. Whether you're a Brooklyn native or just curious about its legendary allure, Art's journey from childhood to 18 is an adventure you can't miss. His tales are a delightful blend of humor and poignancy, crafted to keep you turning pages with a smile.Join Art as he revisits iconic landmarks like Coney Island and savors childhood flavors, from egg creams to the joyous game of punchball to the Brooklyn Dodgers. Each chapter unfolds a new facet of Brooklyn life, painting a vivid picture of family, friends, and the simple pleasures of a bygone era."A Kid Grows in Brooklyn" is a treasure trove of memories. It's more than a memoir; it's a celebration of life's small moments and big adventures.Grab your copy of "A Kid Grows in Brooklyn" and embark on an unforgettable journey through Brooklyn that will leave you laughing, reflecting, and cherishing every page.Art, a proud native Brooklynite, has written a bunch of books, all very different from this one, including the previously published: I'm Wrong, I'm Sorry, I Love You!, Tyrus Carson's Ride, and Barnaby Brain. He's also known for his plays, over 100, including 26 produced full-length plays and many one-acts. He writes comedies, dramas, and their hybrid - dramedies. Art graduated with a Ph.D. in Psychology and was called Professor for the 20 years he taught at California State University, Northridge. He has two daughters, three step-children, and three grandsons and lives in Los Angeles, California with his wife Rebecca. But a big part of his heart still resides in magical Brooklyn.
Momtales
Once again Shani Stein Ratzker takes on a humorous voyage, detailing her adventures this time as a parent of four vivacious boys. It is a book filled with personal anecdotes, funny stories, advice and encouragement on getting through the parenting years with joy and positivity. Momtales will allow you to let go of some of the stress of motherhood as you find yourself relating to the stories in this book and connecting with the author's struggles. From the craziness of carpools to vacationing with kids, from pushing through exhaustion to reclaiming yourself along the way, you will enjoy this timeless ride through the parenting journey.
Ten Years of...Thoughts, Rants, and Other Idiocracies on Social Media Volume II
A satirical often controversial viewpoint on one individual and his daily post on social media for 10years lifespan.
On the Road to Exile and Other Short Stories
This book contains seven of the most unusual short stories ever written.In On the Road to Exile, a woman travels a thousand miles on her donkey, returning to the family she left a year earlier to find the only thing that has changed is her.In The Accidental Transvestite, a man wants only to get in his ex-girlfriend's pants but once he has them on, he soon realizes he would do anything to get them off.In How Much Further to Insanity?, a woman boards a train that takes her to the edge of madness, confronted by the strangest circumstances that begin with the insults of an Amish passenger and ends with the deprivations of a simeopath.In She Fell to Sleep, a man ruminates over the question of whether his girlfriend fell asleep or faked it.In Six Kittens, Six Victims, a man and his two children stand outside a grocery store, trying to find homes for their kittens.In This is Your Life, a man's perfect life turns complicated when his girlfriend finds him sharing a joint with two fatties, who were at his house due to unexplainable reasons.In Ode to a Shitonion, a man wakes from a coma and recalls the circumstances that led to him being charged with "...exhibiting a flagrant disregard for the sanctity of life while satisfying unnatural sexual impulses..." and the brief courtroom drama that follows.
S & D Textiles
Embark on a delightful, funny and beautifully illustrated journey through fifty years of trading from Brighton's Kensington Gardens' most famous fabric shop - S&D Textiles.Linda Firsht, an award-winning artist and the illustrator of this book, together with her husband David, welcome you into their Aladdin's cave filled with textiles, trillions of buttons, multi-coloured elastics, and astounding fabrics from all around the globe, with their favourite collection of customers' wonderful and weird quotes, all brought to life by over 70 colourful illustrations. From the humorous to the truly incredible, this cute book is a charming window into the daily life of their shop that was, and still is, the heart and soul of Brighton, UK.Experience the fabric of a community woven together by genuine and funny interactions in this unique memoir.
Laughing at Adulting
"Laughing at Adulting" is the essential guide for anyone looking to navigate the tumultuous waters of adulthood without losing their sense of humor. In this captivating collection, you'll find a unique blend of hilarious jokes, amusing anecdotes, insightful quotes, and uplifting messages, each carefully curated to offer solace and laughter in the face of adulting's most perplexing moments.As you turn the pages, you'll encounter witty reflections on the balancing act of work-life harmony, the never-ending barrage of social media, the complexities of personal finance, and the ever-evolving landscape of self-care. "Laughing at Adulting" transforms everyday trials into sources of amusement, reminding readers that while adult life is inevitably filled with challenges, it's also replete with opportunities for joy and laughter.Features: 100 pages of Witty Anecdotes, Jokes, Amusing Quotes, and Humorous MessagesMatte finish cover designFormat: 6 x 9 InchesPrinted on high-quality white paperDouble-sidedNon-perforatedPerfect for anyone feeling overwhelmed by the demands of grown-up life or simply in need of a pick-me-up, this book serves as a reminder that taking life too seriously is the quickest path to madness. Through its lighthearted approach, "Laughing at Adulting" encourages readers to embrace the absurdities of life, offering comic relief and wisdom to help lighten the load.Whether you're struggling with the nuances of navigating relationships, the pressure of professional growth, or the simple task of keeping plants alive, "Laughing at Adulting" is your invitation to laugh at the chaos, find joy in the ordinary, and rediscover the art of living with a lighter heart. Join us on this hilarious journey through adulthood, where laughter is abundant, and the realities of life are met with a cheerful grin. Your guide to thriving amidst life's absurdities awaits within these pages.
Germany? Germany!
Kurt Tucholsky was a brilliant satirist, poet, storyteller, lyricist, pacifist, and Democrat; a fighter, lady's man, reporter, and early warner against the Nazis who hated and loathed him and drove him out of Germany after his books were burned in 1933. His contemporary Erich Kaestner called him a "small, fat Berliner," who "wanted to stop a catastrophe with his typewriter." The New York Times hailed him as "one of the most brilliant writers of republican Germany. He was a poet as well as a critic and was so versatile that he used five or six pen names. As Peter Panter he was an outstanding essayist who at one time wrote topical sketches in the Vossische Zeitung, which ceased to appear under the Nazi regime; as Theobald Tiger he wrote satirical poems that were frequently interpreted by popular actors in vaudeville and cabartes, and as Ignatz Wrobel he contributed regularly to the Weltb羹hne, an independent weekly that was one of the first publications prohibited by the Hitler government." Tucholsky, who occupied the center stage in the tumultuous political and cultural world of 1920s Berlin, still emerges as an astonishingly contemporary figure. As an angry truth-teller, he pierced the hypocrisy and corruption around him with acute honesty. Imagine a writer with the acid voice of Christopher Hitchens and the satirical whimsy of Jon Stewart, combined with the iconoclasm of Bill Maher. That's Tucholsky in a nutshell. Like Hitchens, Tucholsky wrote a mixture of literary essays, social observations, and political commentary. His irony made the line between his "serious writing" and his "entertainments" almost invisible. The fashionable outsider watched the political "center" disappear, and, in the end, he found himself catapulted out of society altogether. His career was sandwiched between the two most deadly events of his century: the bloodbath of World War I and the scourge of Nazism. Just as the first war launched Hemingway's lifelong career as a wounded tough guy with a soft spot for guns and broads, Tucholsky discovered the reflexes of an escape artist. He was equally elusive as a writer. In today's world, a journalist isn't supposed to write plays, and a playwright isn't welcomed as a novelist. But in 1920s Berlin, Tucholsky was dealing with postwar realities that required shouting from the rooftops, and any rooftop would do. Kurt Tucholsky is one of Weimar Germany's most celebrated literary figures, loved by his many readers and hated by the Nazis. The poet, journalist, and satirist who was at the center of the tumultuous political and cultural world of 1920s Berlin still emerges as an astonishingly contemporary figure. But he was more than just an angry truth-teller; he was also one of the funniest satirical writers of his era, depicting everyday lives during the rise of modernity.The iconic translation of Harry Zohn, a literary figure from Vienna himself, presented Tucholsky to an American audience for the first time. Long out of print, Zohn's book is now being republished in a new edition.
Life Is a Joke and It Ain't Even Funny
"It's a bit disappointing that zucchini noodle salad has absolutely no noodles in it whatsoever."For fans of life, a humorous, irreverent look at life itself.Dive into a score of original wit and witticism in this collection of honest, contemporary humor in the form of important observations about our everyday world. Comedic quotes and wry perspectives wrapped up in uncommon wisdom leave readers tickled pink-or green, depending on whether you suffer from an acute case of hypochromic anemia.Peruse the pages from beginning to end or flip wildly through the middle in any direction (you only live once!) and enjoy equal hilarity. The casually amusing Life Is a Joke and It Ain't Even Funny offers splendiferous entertainment value for humorists, quote lovers, and anyone in the mood for a hearty laugh or a lighthearted chuckle to get them through a spare 45 minutes, an easy remote workday, or the not-so-serious trials of life.
I Like to Start with Something Funny
Synopsis: Unleash your inner comedian and become the speaker everyone wants to hear! Ever get that sinking feeling watching your audience leaf through their program while you're trying to make your point? You can take the struggle out of any presentation with I Like to Start with Something Funny 2nd Edition. Built on the solid foundation of humor, Mark C. Overton provides a comprehensive guide to sharing laughter. You'll encounter an exceptional mix of 100 tested, short, and clean jokes on these pages. Now you get to discover the secret formula to tell a successful joke - from framing to delivering and finally eliciting that coveted laugh -- the rewards you reap! You will learn how to masterfully control your audience's happiness points and keep them riveted in their seats. Add a generous drop of humor to start your class, lesson, or message, and watch as you command attention smoothly. Your audience will indulge in hearty laughter from the platform, increasing the gathering's happiness rating and infusing a sense of joy. I Like to Start with Something Funny 2nd Edition has a selfless goal at heart. It strives to turn any gathering into a liberating experience - and that's why you'll find jokes that are tested for their humor quotient and carefully chosen for their ability to uplift your listeners' spirit. This book will captivate your participants, turning them into an audience magnet. You'll inspire your viewers to listen intently and absorb your message wholeheartedly. Ultimately, are only some successful presentations about meaningful conversations, laughter that resonates, and a happier life? If they are, then this is the book for you!Autobiography: MARK C. OVERTON is a retired Chief Master Sergeant, the highest enlisted rank in the U.S. Air and Space Force. As a lifelong follower of Jesus, he continued his next assignment of spreading the gospel, inspiring him to create and share a captivating collection of thirteen engaging and practical Christian books. Mark writes with compassion and service to serve his readers, and instantly change lives. His message aims to refresh, encourage, empower your perspective, and draw you nearer to God on your spiritual journey. He actively attends and teams with the First Assembly of God in North Little Rock, Arkansas. In addition, Mark completed the Dallas Theological Seminary's Master of Biblical and Theological degree program. He also partnered with Joel Osteen Ministries as a "Champion of Hope," interviewed with Dr. Angela Butts Chester, "Daily Spark Radio and T.V." host, and was showcased in the New York Times Book Review.
Dad Jokes: The Laugh-Out-Loud Edition
The new hilarious and chucklesome jokes from the Instagram sensation @DadSaysJokes The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. With cringeworthy gags for every occasion, Dad Jokes: The Laugh-out-loud Edition is the perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmastime and beyond. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with nearly 6 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favorites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 31 million followers. This is his sixth book.
The Cats of Britain
DO YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE CATS -- Did you know they played a huge role in British history? Like to know more...?This funny, informative book has tons of fun stories and fascinating trivia that cat lovers can't get enough of...It tells you EVERYTHING you might like to know about how cats shaped British history and culture...DID YOU KNOW?-- Winston Churchill sneaked his cats smoked salmon under the table at state dinners?-- Margaret Thatcher bought her cat sardines in Moscow - during the Cold War?-- The Queen loved to draw cats as a child, but her allergies make her avoid them now?-- Charles Darwin thought cats were far more intelligent and interesting than dogs?This one-of-a-kind book has TONS of fun cat stories, unusual trivia, and quirky feline facts that will entertain and educate you.NOW YOU CAN DISCOVER....--How much the Bront禱s loved their kitties - and how much they spoiled them.--How heroic felines warned the British of German bombs during World War II.--How dedicated cat guardians protect Britain's priceless art treasures.--How British cats calmed nervous racehorses, helping them win high-stakes races.-- How a duchess ordered her servants to serve her kitties bowls of cream on the lawn.-- How rodent-hunting felines helped the British expand their empire AND.. much, much more!This unique book features British cat stories, historical British trivia and fun feline facts from Britain that are sure to entertain and intrigue you.
101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is Italian
DO YOU LOVE CATS?DO YOU LOVE ITALY AND ALL THINGS ITALIAN...?Well, this is the perfect book for you. "101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is Italian" will introduce you to the secret Italian lives of your feline friends.And we guarantee you'll laugh your head off!!!!From their love of good food and wine to their love of family and friendship, this book playfully compares the unique traits of Italian culture with the quirks of our beloved cats. Guaranteed to make you and your friends laugh, "101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is Italian" features charming black-and-white photographs and illustrations and a vintage design that make it a joy to read and share.--Does your cat have a love for doing things the Italian way like a true Italian?--Does your kitty have the style and 'bella figure' of an Italian fashionista, always looking their best?Don't miss out on the chance to have a good chuckle and learn more about your furry friends. Make sure to add "101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is Italian" to your collection, or surprise the cat lover in your life with this hilarious gift.Get your hands on a copy for any occasion, from birthdays to Christmas.After you've read it yourself, we're sure you'll want to buy some copies for your friends.It's the perfect gift for the cat lover who has everything....Get your hands on "101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is Italian" because: It's the purr-fect gift for any cat lover with Italian heritage or an interest in 'la bella Italia.'It's the ideal Italian holiday present for the cat-loving Italian in your life.It's a fun and lighthearted way to celebrate Italian culture and your love of cats.
101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is French
DO YOU LOVE CATS?DO YOU LOVE FRANCE AND EVERYTHING FRENCH...?Well, this is the ideal book for you. Come along and discover if your cat has been living a secret life...--Does your cat have the flair to be a flaneur?--Does kitty have the confidence to be chic?--Do they have the fine fur and the chic figure to be fantastique?Well, now you can find out, with "101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is French"...This wacky and laugh-out-loud book pokes gentle fun at both the defining characteristics of the French and the quirks of our felines.It's guaranteed to make you and your friends laugh.You'll enjoy the carefully selected black-and-white photographs and the charming vintage design.After you've read it yourself, we're sure you'll want to buy some copies for your friends.It's the perfect gift for the cat lover who has everything....Stock up on "101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is French" for: BirthdaysChristmasThank-you giftsAnd of course--for Bastille Day...
101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is Irish
DO YOU LOVE CATS?DO YOU LOVE IRELAND AND ALL THINGS IRISH...?Well, this is the perfect book for you. "101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is Irish" will introduce you to the secret Irish lives of your feline friends....And we guarantee you'll laugh your head off!!!!From their love of a good time to their charm and wit, this book playfully compares the unique traits of Irish culture with the quirks of our beloved cats. Guaranteed to make you and your friends laugh, "101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is Irish" features charming black-and-white photographs and illustrations and a vintage design that make it a joy to read and share.--Does your cat have the luck of the Irish and always land on their feet?--Does your kitty have the love of a good pint and a sing-song like a true Irishman?--Do they have the charm and wit of an Irish storyteller, always ready with a clever remark?Don't miss out on the chance to have a good chuckle and learn more about your furry friends. Make sure to add "101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is Irish" to your collection, or surprise the cat lover in your life with this hilarious gift. Get your hands on a copy for any occasion, from birthdays to St. Patrick's Day celebrations.After you've read it yourself, we're sure you'll want to buy some copies for your friends.It's the perfect gift for the cat lover who has everything....Get your hands on "101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is Irish" because: It's the purr-fect gift for any cat lover with Irish heritage.It's sure to bring a smile to the face of any cat enthusiast.It's a unique and humorous addition to any cat literature collection.It's the ideal St. Patrick's Day present for the cat-loving Irishman or Irishwoman in your life.It's a great conversation starter at your next cat-themed gathering.It's a must-have for any cat lover's coffee tableIt's a fun and lighthearted way to celebrate Irish culture and your love of cats.
Do you work here? - The shop floor chronicles
Retail therapy: Psychiatric assistance that should be offered to anyone working on the shop floor.Read how Michael, a retired IT exec, and wannabee beer critic, is talked out of retirement, then thrust onto the shop floor and into the world of grocery retail. Where no previous experience and a willingness to work for less than the recommended living wage, makes him the perfect applicant.Funny, irreverent, and honest satirising of the belligerent, the entitled, the pedantic, the bullies and the scatter-brained. Otherwise known as the customers. If that wasn't enough, our minimum wage warrior is also having to contend with the panic buying morons and the blight that are shoplifters.A fictional location providing a very REAL insight into life on the shop floor.Welcome to the world of The Country Produce Store, an English farm shop much like any other, but in so many ways, nothing at all like any other!
No, YOU Tell It! Ten-Year Anthology 2022
No, YOU Tell It! is a nonfiction series where storytellers first work together to develop true tales on the page, then swap stories to embody each other's experiences on stage.This collection of story swaps is not a "best of" but a showcase of how the collaborative nature of the series makes writing and performing personal narratives accessible, empathetic, and transformative.The result is a vibrant anthology that illustrates the history and development of No, YOU Tell It! over the past decade. Nothing informs your story like hearing someone else perform your story!Subscribe to the No, YOU Tell It! podcast to listen to the live performances of the story swaps featured in the ten-year anthology and more. Available at noyoutellit.com and all major platforms. Follow @noyoutellit for updates.
The Baby Gangs of Athens
Did you know that babies come into the world with abilities that adults are unaware of? The Baby Gangs of Athens peels back the curtain and shows the lives of the babies who live in Athens and Athens County. We see the gangs with their alliances and rivalries that exist, especially the East Side and the West Side gangs in Athens. We watch with bated breath as they prepare for the big baby drag races held at the Athens County Fair. Adults do not know that each baby gang works toward winning the baby drag race and being proclaimed, 'Athens County's #1 Baby Gang'. Through rigorous training, each gang works toward putting the best team of babies into the big race. But like adults, the babies use intrigue and tricks as they maneuver to gain the upper hand. We see Baby Ben, a member of the East Side gang, being accused of crimes against puppies and kittens. Horrors! But Baby Ben, with the aid of his gang and especially his friend Jewell, may yet prevail and goodness might win the day. The gangs get together in their clubhouses and on social media using such platforms as Babybook and Babieslist. We follow their training regimen and the history of baby gangs in Athens. In fact, we learn of other baby gangs throughout Ohio and beyond. In the end, the babies race before thousands of spectators at the Fair. As each race narrows the field, the excitement builds. Betting on the babies reaches a new record and the results of each heat reaches viral proportions. Who will win the big prize of being the best baby drag racer and whose gang is proclaimed the best gang in Athens County?
The Wit and Wisdom of Joseph Biden
Publius is best known for his writing of The Federalist Papers, a series of 85 essays whichpromoted the ratification of the Constitution of the United States between October 1787 andMay 1788, published in various New York state newspapers of the time. Although he has notpublished anything new until now, with the sagacity and perspective he has gained as heapproaches his three hundredth birthday, Publius has decided that our current political crisisrequires careful review and thought about the leading contenders for the presidency in 2024.Accordingly, Publius has spent more than two years reviewing all the speeches, writings, tweets, press releases, rallies, and utterances of the 45th and 46th US Presidents, including acomplete review of classified documents stored in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago. From thisexhaustive review, Publius has compiled comprehensive lists of the learned and insightfulthoughts from these men who are indisputably the two greatest Americans of the current time, and perhaps the greatest since the Founding Fathers. Now available for the first time to thegeneral public, Publius' two groundbreaking companion books, The Wit and Wisdom of DonaldTrump and The Wit and Wisdom of Joseph Biden, should be read by everyone as they considertheir vote in 2024
Happy to Help
A Brit&Co Most Anticipated Books of 2025 Amy Wilson, co-host of the award-winning podcast What Fresh Hell, takes a funny and insightful look at how women are conditioned to be "happy to help"--and what happens when things don't go that way. Amy Wilson has always been an ultimate helper. As a big sister, Girl Scout, faithful reader of teen magazines, personal assistant, sitcom sidekick, and, finally, mother of three, Amy believed it was her destiny to be a people pleaser. She learned to put others first, to do what she was told, to finish what she started, and to look like she had everything under control, even when she very much did not. Along the way, Amy started to wonder why doing it all had been her job. Still, when she tried to hand over some of her to-dos, no one was particularly interested in taking them. And when she asked for help, in return, she got advice: have a sense of humor, quit nagging, and stop trying to be perfect. Amy dutifully took on these goals--with varying degrees of failure--until the day she started to question if something else needed to be fixed besides herself. Hilariously relatable, Happy to Help is a collection of essays about how you can be the one everyone else depends on and still be struggling--how you can be "happy to help," even when, for your own sake, you shouldn't.
Dad ... Unprepared
It starts with two lines on a plastic stick... and then you're suddenly on a rollercoaster ride with seemingly no end in sight. The name of this ride: PARENTHOOD.Being a dad is in stark contrast to being a mom. There are endless resources available for moms, but as dads, we're left feeling our way around almostblindly. Did someone say, "set up for failure?" Nope, not this guy.I would like to think that I have mastered the art of fatherhood, but I fumbled my way around with a beer in hand, disappointed my wife, and learned the hard way. But these lessons learned were actually joys uncovered and the discovery of fatherly bliss. To say that my wife and I have become a stronger and better team, would be an understatement.This book is by no means a "how to" guide on being a dad. It is my journey, one that was worth sharing, and I hope that when your turn arrives, you find the unparalleled joy that comes with being a Dad... Unprepared.
The Wit and Wisdom of Joseph Biden
Publius is best known for his writing of The Federalist Papers, a series of 85 essays whichpromoted the ratification of the Constitution of the United States between October 1787 andMay 1788, published in various New York state newspapers of the time. Although he has notpublished anything new until now, with the sagacity and perspective he has gained as heapproaches his three hundredth birthday, Publius has decided that our current political crisisrequires careful review and thought about the leading contenders for the presidency in 2024.Accordingly, Publius has spent more than two years reviewing all the speeches, writings, tweets, press releases, rallies, and utterances of the 45th and 46th US Presidents, including acomplete review of classified documents stored in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago. From thisexhaustive review, Publius has compiled comprehensive lists of the learned and insightfulthoughts from these men who are indisputably the two greatest Americans of the current time, and perhaps the greatest since the Founding Fathers. Now available for the first time to thegeneral public, Publius' two groundbreaking companion books, The Wit and Wisdom of DonaldTrump and The Wit and Wisdom of Joseph Biden, should be read by everyone as they considertheir vote in 2024
