Old Times Not Forgotten
Great memories are without a doubt one of our most cherished assets in life. All you have to do is call them up. Go to that marvelous filing cabinet in the recesses of your mind and retrieve them when you want them. Your memories will be there to make a gray day bright or take you on the bounding main. They can take you to a romantic tryst. Memories can recall a soothing rain, and they can do almost anything to make your life complete. They are free. All you have to do is call upon them and tell them where to meet you.Over the years, my fabulous wife Judy has encouraged me to write a book about my eventful life. I really didn't want to do that. I don't consider myself to be an author. That said, I have written beaucoups of love letters, love notes, poems, and stories to Judy, telling her how much I love her and how much she means to me. I do this almost every day of my life with her.One day, Corinne Owen, my second oldest granddaughter, called me and said, "BoBo, I need to talk to you about something very important." Of course, I obliged her. I quickly learned the reason for her call. She wanted me to write about my incredible life's journey. How could I ignore those requests from my granddaughter and my wonderful wife? I couldn't. Consequently, I am now trying to become a storyteller using the written word rather than oral conveyance. Actually, I believe that I have evolved to become pretty good at this game. I now realize that I enjoy writing about my life because it brings back so many fond memories and emotions. I'm going to try not to be a one and done writer, but at my age I realize that my runway isn't quite as long as it used to be.I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I have enjoyed writing them. This once dreaded project has now become an endeavor of love.
60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck)
Book Synopsis: 60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck) is a nonfiction book surrounding a personal experience attempting to date at age 58. It didn't start out as a goal to write a book in a new genre, but it's a numbers game requiring note-taking to keep it straight. Upon review over dinner with a girlfriend, it dawned on me that this was funny. In the middle of this journey, I fell and broke my neck and it was serious. Decisions had to be made. I decided to keep dating by writing about it. And so it goes. "60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck)" is nonfiction satire and hysterically funny but honest.Autobiography: Meet Maureen Anne Meehan, a multi-talented individual with a fascinating journey to share. From earning degrees in education to pursue a career in law and eventually becoming a judge, Maureen's life took a dramatic turn when a tragic event inspired her to create a world of legal thrillers. Hailing from the charming town of Sheridan, Wyoming, Maureen's six novels are set against the backdrop of this picturesque state.Living in Southern California with her rescue kittens and occasionally visited by her four adult children, Maureen's literary works have garnered recognition, with one of her books even featured in the prestigious New York Times Magazine. Her novels, including titles like "Dying to Ski, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Snake River Secret, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Powder River Poison, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Pandemic Predatory, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Poisoned by Proxy, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; and "The Five, a Mary MacIntosh novel"." have captivated readers with their gripping narratives.In addition to her legal thrillers, Maureen has ventured into the realm of non-fiction with her latest work, "60 Dates in Six Months (With a Broken Neck)." This satirical account chronicles her experiences in the tumultuous world of modern dating following the passing of her husband a decade ago. Despite facing challenges, Maureen's determination to find love shines through as she navigates the ups and downs of the dating scene.With a passion for her work as a mental health judge and a love for writing, Maureen embodies a blend of intelligence, athleticism, charm, and wit. While some may find her intimidating due to her impressive achievements, Maureen remains undeterred in her quest for companionship. As she embarks on this new chapter in her life, Maureen is excited to collaborate with someone who can embody her spirit and bring her story to life on the screen.
60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck)
Book Synopsis: 60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck) is a nonfiction book surrounding a personal experience attempting to date at age 58. It didn't start out as a goal to write a book in a new genre, but it's a numbers game requiring note-taking to keep it straight. Upon review over dinner with a girlfriend, it dawned on me that this was funny. In the middle of this journey, I fell and broke my neck and it was serious. Decisions had to be made. I decided to keep dating by writing about it. And so it goes."60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck)" is nonfiction satire and hysterically funny but honest.Autobiography: Meet Maureen Anne Meehan, a multi-talented individual with a fascinating journey to share. From earning degrees in education to pursue a career in law and eventually becoming a judge, Maureen's life took a dramatic turn when a tragic event inspired her to create a world of legal thrillers. Hailing from the charming town of Sheridan, Wyoming, Maureen's six novels are set against the backdrop of this picturesque state.Living in Southern California with her rescue kittens and occasionally visited by her four adult children, Maureen's literary works have garnered recognition, with one of her books even featured in the prestigious New York Times Magazine. Her novels, including titles like "Dying to Ski, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Snake River Secret, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Powder River Poison, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Pandemic Predatory, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Poisoned by Proxy, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; and "The Five, a Mary MacIntosh novel"." have captivated readers with their gripping narratives.In addition to her legal thrillers, Maureen has ventured into the realm of non-fiction with her latest work, "60 Dates in Six Months (With a Broken Neck)." This satirical account chronicles her experiences in the tumultuous world of modern dating following the passing of her husband a decade ago. Despite facing challenges, Maureen's determination to find love shines through as she navigates the ups and downs of the dating scene.With a passion for her work as a mental health judge and a love for writing, Maureen embodies a blend of intelligence, athleticism, charm, and wit. While some may find her intimidating due to her impressive achievements, Maureen remains undeterred in her quest for companionship. As she embarks on this new chapter in her life, Maureen is excited to collaborate with someone who can embody her spirit and bring her story to life on the screen.
In My Remaining Years
A collection of darkly humorous, intensely personal essays by cult fave and multi-hyphenate artist Jean Grae In My Remaining Years, by creative juggernaut Jean Grae, debunks the myth that coming-of-age narratives should be reserved for the kids, providing a much-needed rallying cry for those of us still trying to figure it out in our forties. These laugh-out-loud essays cover everything from aging gracefully (with and without botox), what happens when you look for community and almost start a cult, befriending childhood demons (Hi Mumm-ra!), gender fluidity in middle age, the cost of being too fabulous, and the various gymnastics we do to avoid becoming our parents, taking us from her childhood in 1980s New York City to present-day Baltimore. In these pages, Jean captures magic in a bottle, distilling the feeling of hanging out with your smartest, funniest, and most brutally honest best friend.
101 Things To Do With A Dead Body
It seems like every day people are finding themselves left with perfectly good dead bodies. Sure, perhaps they're a little bruised and they may even have some stretch marks. But what are the reasonable alternatives? Cremation? Yes, it's affordable but entirely environmentally-unfriendly in the era of climate change. Burial? That's at least $15,000 if done right. People fill obligated to come to the service, say nice things about people who may not have been nice, and then the body is buried semi-permanently, often on top of the bones of generations past. Do you really want to assist in making our world one big landfill of bodies? I think not.This is the new millennium. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Don't let your dead body be a liability on your balance sheet. It's time to put it to use. If you're at a lack of creative ideas, this first volume will get your creative juices flowing so you can find the solution that's right for you. While the big lifestyle brands are focusing on centerpieces for your Thanksgiving table and reupholstering Grandma's antique chair, this book offers real solutions for real people like you and me. After reading 101 Things To Do With A Dead Body, you'll wonder, "How did I ever survive without this handy guide?"
Roaming, Rambling, and Reminiscing
When author J. D. Porter retired after a forty-year career managing parks, zoos, and museums, he found a new adventure as the pilot of a mule wagon for a local quail hunting lodge. This fascinating gig led to yet another job title for Porter: newspaper columnist, for his local paper, the Albany Herald. This charming collection of essays, anecdotes, and tales is the result.Being tasked with writing about his work on the mule wagon prompted Porter to explore with humor and poignancy a wide variety of topics, from how shotguns can be works of art to the art of the walk, from a bridgebuilding slave to a tortoise and a billionaire, and from a dog named Joy to contemplating tombstones. Fans of Southern writers like Rick Bragg and Roy Blount, Jr., and nature writers like E.B. White and Wendell Berry, will find much to love packed into this collection of essays.
I Can't Wear Wool
I Can't Wear Wool is a collection of humorous essays capturing the drama, dilemmas, and follies of everyday life. Kim M瓣rkl transforms even the most ordinary topics into entertaining narratives with her unique blend of insight and wit. Whether she is traversing the landscape of social media or unraveling the torment of wool garments, she creates a reading experience that is intellectually and emotionally engaging. This book will surely please anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a fresh perspective on life's idiosyncrasies.
The Angels' Portion
The fifth volume in the acclaimed The Angels' Portion series, Reverend Thoma's imaginative pen scribbles a rich assortment of whisky-infused musings that explore the human experience. Each story, as each sip, delivers a satisfying commentary on life and its comical peculiarities.
The Complete Book of Outrageous and Atrocious Practical Jokes
This hilarious illustrated catalog contains practical jokes from offices, hospitals, colleges, parties, schools, and weddings . . . for in-laws, bosses, scheming colleagues, rude neighbors, and ex-lovers. Plus, much more! Containing pranks and stunts for every occasion and classics from the pantheon of pranksters, The Complete Book of Outrageous and Atrocious Practical Jokes will show how to write the memo that will have scheming colleagues hiding under their desks while you squeal with laughter; how your stereo system can be adapted inventively to deal with noisy neighbors, professors, and roommates; how to take the air out of assorted stuffed shirts at dinner parties with creative use of fishing line and insects; and how husbands and wives maintain their version of marital harmony using nail polish and the insinuation of shoplifting.
Lose Weight Through Great Sex with Celebrities! (the Elvis Way)
Throw out your Women Who...collection. Never mind the oat bran diet of the month. Home repair guides? Forget 'em. Lose Weight Through Great Sex with Celebrities (the Elvis Way) presents all the advice, recipes, and TV talk-show guests you'll ever need to stir up trouble. Colin McEnroe has unearthed the mysterious Lost Ann Landers Letters and spoken directly with the Man Who Mistook Himself for Michael Jackson's Love Child. He tells single women How to Marry a Fanatic, and leaks the causes behind the nagging Vegetable Recognition Deficit Disorder.
The Jewish Mothers' Hall of Fame
Twenty-five fascinating, revealing interviews with the mothers of twenty-five high-achieving Jewish people, including the mothers of Stephen Spielberg, ex-convict Abbie Hoffman, Nobel Medalist Rosalyn Yalow, and more.Like other mothers in the book, Clara, who died recently, exemplified a life of hard work and sacrifice, as well as worry about her child when a teacher told her Rosalyn was a genius. ("I never met the man Einstein but I heard he was a little peculiar.") The author says Leah Adler, mother of film director Steven Spielberg, was the funniest person he'd ever met, and readers will agree. With obvious love and pride, she kvetches about bringing up a peculiar son ("I didn't know what the hell he was"). There are reports on rock stars, a lawyer, playwright and other achievers and at least two people more notorious than famous: porn film star Harry Reems and yippie ex-convict Abbie Hoffman.
A Mass Murder
When Catherine de Barnes' work on a cruise liner sinks lower than the ocean bed, she returns home to Much Slaughter to lick her wounds and try to salvage the wreck of her relationship with Dr Linton Heath.But she's barely unpacked before the murder of the locum vicar and the disappearance of a potentially priceless church artefact reunites her with grumpy Chief Inspector Glen Parva. You're invited to spend time relaxing in the Crimson Courgette Coffee Emporium and languish in the chilly vestries of not one but two churches, while meeting an eccentric local antiques dealer, a flighty TV runner, and a church warden with a secret past. And no Cotswold Capers tale would be complete without the tails of Catherine's Golden Retriever Dagenham and his bestie, the shaggy Old English Sheepdog, Barking
Kinda Funny
In KINDA FUNNY: Stories by a Full-Time Comedian (with Four Part-Time Jobs), JJ Barrows brings her stories from the comedy stage to the comedic page-all the result of a young JJ finding her voice after stumbling into a stand-up comedy class (because it was cheaper than therapy), and learning how to laugh at herself and see the good in even the worst of circumstances. If you're looking for a book about comedy, you'll find it-kinda, but in this comedy-club-meets-therapy-session collection, you'll also find stories that are kinda deep, kinda awkward, and even kinda spiritual.From aging parents, awkward first dates, and avoiding the dentist to traversing the difficulties of eating disorders, wrestling with faith and depression, and yet still stumbling into love after looking for thirty-five years in very odd places, JJ uses her experiences to reveal her understandings of humor, faith, mental health, and what it means to finally "grow up," if that's even something we ever actually do. JJ shares how she learned to find comfort in the "I don't knows" and "kindas" of life, and encourages readers to do the same. Through her entertaining stories, readers will begin to realize the possibility of being fulfilled without feeling complete, leaving room for belief in something bigger than ourselves and the curiosity to dig deeper. Yes, these are JJ's stories, but in a way they belong to all of us, as they seek to answer questions we all face as humans. Readers will find a friend in JJ as they examine their own "kindas" and realize that we don't have to fit into one box. JJ's stories remind us that there's freedom in letting ourselves figure it out on no one's timeline but our own.
Temple Lore
In the heart of Tamil Nadu, a famous temple dedicated to Sri Ranganatha houses a sanctum for a Mughal princess worshipped as the Lord's consort. Do we know why? The description of the riches in the Arabian Nights was inspired by the loot from temples in South India. Do we know the combined wealth taken from three temples of South India accounted for 1200 tons in gold alone? The answers to these, and many more such questions are etched in the stone walls of these temples. The threads that spread out from their sanctum have cast a spider's web connecting each of us to our roots by blending facts and faith in marvellous tales. Through the shifting sands of time, these stories have metamorphosed into fantastic oral narratives. Having grown up listening to such stories, I have often wondered how history will testify them. To uncover them is a monumental task, but not impossible. Through historical evidence based research I have tried to untangle these threads in this book. After years of tracing them systematically through the works of acclaimed historians, another desire arose-that future generations should know these stories through the eyes of history. This book is the product of that desire. I hope that these fifteen stories about temples in South India will be retold and explored more through the pages of history, for many years to come.
The Art of Falling in Love with Your Brother's Best Friend
All's fair in love and war...until your brother brings his bad boy, ice hockey playing best friend into your life.Riley: I'm pouring all my savings into launching my own catering business, so the last thing I need is distraction. Even if he is six feet five inches tall, plays ice hockey, and is probably one of the most intriguing, and also maddening, people I've met. Ever.People say he's grumpy, but to me, he's funny and kind, too. He's misunderstood and even though he's one of the most famous players coming up in the ranks right now, he doesn't feel seen by those he loves...and I get that. But I've got my own fears: that my dreams fail, my mother keeps rejecting me, and the big one--my fear of commitment.Jake: Getting suspended for 'anger issues' lands me in Sweetkiss Creek at my agent's request. Licking my wounds and taking a time out sounds ridiculous...until I meet her. She's feisty, sassy, and fiery enough that I swear she could melt the ice I skate on.I never would have thought I'd find solace and an unexpected ally in the person who's old bedroom I'm staying in. The last thing I want or need is to fall in love--but for some reason my heart isn't getting the memo.The Art of Falling in Love with Your Brother's Best Friend is an annoyances to lovers, brother's best friend closed door romcom with a grumpy hero, a French Bulldog named Posh, a rescue Collie-mix named Becks, and a turtle named Brad Pitt. Chemistry, swoony kisses, and tension collide in this small town romance!
The Miseducation of a 90s Baby
With the humor of millennial Samantha Irby, Khaholi Bailey's debut essay collection about the 90s and beyond will invoke the not-so-nostalgic nostalgia.90s kids were raised on sparse and slow internet, cable TV and adults who said the darndest things. Some learned that weed was the gateway to insanity, that people of the cloth would never disrobe you, or to hope for inconspicuous, tiny tits. Khaholi Bailey was taught as much and more, only to discover that the dank green does God's work, and a well-timed catcall could make her day. Through her family, as much as from MTV and New York City, Khaholi discovers that right from wrong is a matter of time, place and whoever's asking. In frank and comedic essays, Khaholi shares the vulnerability (and sometimes grace) that comes from aging in a rapidly changing world. The Miseducation of a 90s Baby will give you all the lols and feels, and she might even teach you something along the way.
The Queen of Closets
Jordan Sam is a New Orleans millionaire, a Washington lobbyist and CEO of the Jordan Sam Group, the biggest anti-gay lobby on the Hill. His brainchild Stay In is moving towards passage in Congress and if it becomes law it would punish people who are openly gay in public. Jordan, a feminine, single man in his Sixties, has a secret desire for straight tow truck drivers. He's also a dimensions queen. There's no such thing as too big for Jordan Sam. While he confronts and denies media accusations that he is Gay, he and his staff create a flurry of legislation for their corporate and nonprofit clients designed to roll back Gay rights to the pre-1960's. After he by chance meets tow truck driver Cooper McNally, he settles into his double life until something happens that turns both of his personas upside down. As he pushes on with one anti-gay bill after the other, his personal life collides with his professional one, leading him to make the biggest decision of his life.
Lea’s Book of Rules for the World
Rule #10: Learn all the rules...then break them. Lea DeLaria has been breaking rules all her life. Now she offers some of her own.... Cross Howard Stern with Sandra Bernhardt, add a one-two punch, and you have stand-up comic Lea DeLaria, who plays to rave reviews on and off the Broadway stage. Now, in this uproarious collection of essays, DeLaria shares her Modern Day Ten Commandments and X-Rated Rules for the World with anyone bold enough to read them. From fashion advice "Never point at anything beige and call it cool"(Rule #4) to the five myths of ex-girlfriends and the facts about fake breasts, DeLaria offers straight-talking wisdom for a world desperately in need of some raunchy humor. Here Lea shares glimpses of life as a Butch so butch she's mistaken for a man--by her gynecologist. Read all about it as Lea falls hard for the girl of her dreams...reveals how Judy Garland helped her to find her first New York apartment...and gives an appreciation of sex toys that is as outrageous as it is heartfelt. From her promising beginnings as a Nice Italian Catholic girl to her headlined adventures with Nice Italian Catholic girls, among others, here is Lea DeLaria, the stand-up, lay-down, in-your-face comic who tells you everything your mom never wanted you to know.
The Gods of Whatever
A story about walking a dog.On this walk, Dog will guide you and show you some of the Gods he's found.He's always trying to sniff new ones out. Some of them might seem familiar, maybe you've met them before? Anyhoo, Dog is kind of a weirdo so don't listen to him when he starts rambling. Filled with 30 detailed and enlightened illustrations, this book is perfect for anyone who ever sought comfort in a higher power, needs a little more satire in their life, or just wants a good laugh. Enjoy!
A Year of Living Dangerously
In a bid to inject excitement into her fairly humdrum existence, Del Hughes takes readers on a series of wild, whimsical, and wonderfully entertaining adventures, set within the vibrant and enchanting landscapes of Wales.Filled with laughter, mishaps, and a myriad of colourful characters, Del's DIY Dangerous Living Regime sees her explore the esoteric, meddle with the mysterious, and attempt to overcome some of her more formidable phobias, with remarkable (and often ridiculous), results. From witchcraft to whittling, folklore to firewalking, and earthenware to exorcists, prepare to be inspired by this captivating collection - which prove that attempting to live a life less ordinary is anything but dull.
Through Old Ground
Through Old Ground is a collection of stories from the life of Dr. Randy Cross, a small-town Southerner turned English professor and author, most notable for his work with T. S. Stribling's autobiography, Laughing Stock. Dr. Cross grew up in St. Joseph, Tennessee, where he gained the strong foundation upon which he relied throughout his adventures as a two-time Fulbright Scholar and beyond.With his down-to-earth narrative style, Dr. Cross describes various memories and events in his life, infusing each chapter with his incredible wit and humor. Beginning in his childhood, the book progresses through Dr. Cross's adulthood, reflecting on lessons he has learned and significant people who have been a part of his life.Through Old Ground transports readers into a world full of nostalgia and heart, reminding us that no matter how far away from our roots we may find ourselves, they will always remain with us and call us back home.
The Bums Club
This book is about a group of seasoned teachers quite dedicated to their profession but also having limitless humor in their every day activities. This book consists of the memories of some of the teachers that spent 15 years or more teaching at a Junior High School in Williamsburg Brooklyn. When not in the classroom they gathered in the second floor teachers' lounge which was to be called "The Bums Room". These guys spent hours being entertained and unwinding in that bums room. Since retiring many of the bums stayed connected talking on the phone and socializing with each other in various size groups. No matter where or how we were together, the conversation steered to many individual bums, their antics and personalities. During every conversation one of us would blurt out, there should be a book about the bums room, but who's gonna believe it?
Many More Funny Things
After his first book, Dr. White thought that he had exhausted his memory of funny things in his life and ministry, but with the passing of time he has remembered many more funny things. He has written them down to make us laugh out loud and silently reflect on what they have to say. Brightie White tells amusing and interesting story after story about people in and out of the church. You may have a hard time believing that some of the stories are true, but if you can't believe a preacher, whom can you believe? Most of the stories are humorous, but some of them are unusual. All are about real people and the way religion makes them act. Lessons can be learned from their antics and how things used to be and sometimes still are during the years of the author's life.
The Best Grandfather Names Ever
The best baby shower, gender reveal, or just-because gift for new grandfathers!Congratulations, you're going to be a grandfather! Now the fun begins: with you choosing your unique grandfather name. Many of today's grandpas are vibrant, active men--not the "gramps" of yesteryear, so shouldn't your name reflect this? From Boss to Pappou, Nonno to Glampa, The Best Grandfather Names Ever features over 200 fantastic grandpa names, along with other fun and interactive elements to help you get excited about your new role.The bond between a grandfather and his grandchild is unlike any other, and picking your special grandfather name is the first step toward building that wonderful relationship. You can choose a name inspired by your personality, passions, or heritage--or you can just pick whichever name you like best! Celebrate the new addition to your family with this wonderful gift book and enjoy the anticipation of all the incredible moments you'll share with your grandchild for years to come.
Howdy! Hillbilly Sayings and Redneck Humor
This is a hilarious collection of Hillbilly sayings, country wisdom, Southern slang, and Redneck humor by John Leslie Oliver. John includes several delightful drawings within the covers of this wonderful book.
Midwestern Skies
This theatrical Romantic Comedy tells the story of NIKKI JOHNSON, a young gifted writer from Salina, Kansas, who travels to New York City in the early 1970s to meet with the highly regarded publisher CHARLES RESTON, president of his own company. Nikki is laying it all on the line for this meeting hoping Reston will open a door for her in pursuing her dream of becoming a novelist. Moving in with ANITA JOHNSON, a high fashion graphic designer in her early 30s, works perfectly for Nikki's plans. That is, until Nikki unexpectedly falls for Anita's boyfriend JAKE ROTHMAN. Nikki is on the ropes and is forced to choose between possibly the love of her life and a professional writing career, in a time when women were forced to choose between a career or a personal life. There is humor and pathos in this love triangle. (Finalist Panowski/Forest Roberts Theatre Award and presented in the Norris Theatre New Play Discovery Series.)
The Queen, Mr. King & Jack
Jack Van Bueren is about to loose his hotel, he can't get over the loss of his partner David and his books for the hotel aren't balancing, and of all things a Health Inspector shows up, who is ready to close the place down all the while, his hotel satff is doing all they can to through a surpris party in the mix. a wild, wacky, and heart felt moments that win hands up!
Limerositus
An anapestic journey through western philosophy. Limerositus is a collection of limericks inspired by famous philosophers, including: Arendt, Aristotle, Aurelius, Bentham, Bergson, Berkeley, Camus, Chomsky, Confucius, de Beauvoir, Derrida, Dewey, Emerson, Epictetus, Epimenides, Evans, Foucault, G繹del, Hegel, Hume, Husserl, Langer, Leibniz, Kant, Locke, James, Kierkegaard, Mill, Nietzsche, Parmenides, Pierce, Plato, Pythagoras, Rand, Rousseau, Ryle, Russell, Sartre, Schopenhauer, Socrates, Spinoza, Thales, Thoreau, Wittgenstein, and Zeno
Limerosity
Limerosity is an anapestic journey, a collection of limericks inspired by well-known figures in the (mostly) western literary canon. From the Author: A limerick is a verse form-five lines of generally iambic or anapestic verse, with a rhyme scheme of AABBA. The origin of the limerick is a bit of a mystery, though it may be fairly recent as verse forms go. The form seems to have crystallized with Edward Lear and W. S. Gilbert in the Nineteenth century.I have modified the standard form a bit, eliminating punctuation and right justifying the lines. I think of the limerick as a verse form, not a poem. Verse has a beginning and an ending, and leads the reader to a conclusion. A poem does not. Limericks, and this may be one of the secrets to their popularity over the years, are a perfect expression of comic construction. So, as you read these limericks, possibly you may discover some literary intention. But mostly I hope you uncover a few smiles.
Laugh It Off
If you need to escape the problems of the day, open this book and start a journey into absurdity. Whit Whitley, a creative screenwriter and open-mike comedy performer who has performed in numerous film and theater productions, shares a compilation of his open mike monologues presented in character. You'll be entertained by a series on his comic travels, which have taken him to various destinations. His anecdotal stories will have your mind so redirected with extreme zaniness that you will have to take a break before going back to work. The author's situational comedies will also have you wondering where in the world he came up with such crazy stories. His parody songs, altered poems, and his monologues will delight anyone with a sense of humor. Today, however, even the great Groucho Marx, who never used profanity, would be criticized by some for his humor and banter. So, if this analogy applies to you, put down this book because others will be laughing it off.
Never, Never, Hardly Ever
A successful entrepreneur hires her broke, single and jobless kid to help run the family store. What could possibly go wrong? A month into a summer stint at her type-A mother's Asian antique and collectibles store, FROG, Kelly is struggling to make her first sale. The 26-year-old knows nothing about the inventory and cares for it even less.This coming-of-age memoir revels in frequently challenging mother/daughter dynamics often played against a cast of colorful, unforgettable, characters. Kelly never imagined working at FROG. She's surprised to discover a welcoming community hub where customers are encouraged to linger and share their lives. With her two best friends moving away, Kelly treasures these new friendships, including that of a certain customer's son who happens to be dating her dedicated running partner. Happily, a different spark is lit. Kelly's now determined to shine, and on her own merit, not because she's the boss's daughter. But just as things seem to be sorting themselves out, Kelly is shocked when her tour de force mother suddenly announces her intention to abandon FROG in favor of operating a completely different business.Kelly must decide. Should she quit or commit?Brace yourself for laughter, chaos and surprising twists.
Dare - Get to know them
Make any night fun, whether, it is game night, or date night, from couples to groups, it works for everyone. Dare - know everything about the person you are playing with. Dare from Truth, Dare and Situations.
Recipe for Laughter
Cartoonists Roz Chast, Amy Hwang, Amy Kurzweil, Harry Bliss and others serve up a fresh course of laughter, seasoned with a pinch of sarcasm and a dollop of absurdity. Whether you're a Michelin-starred chef or someone who considers cereal a viable dinner option, there's something in here to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone.Hardcover, 86 cartoons, 90 pages, 8" x 8"
Private Clubs in America and around the World
Private Clubs in America and around the World - The Reprise Edition is a very funny and perceptive glimpse into the wonderfully zany world of private clubs. Private clubs are inextricably woven into the histories, traditions and cultures of ALL free societies, so EVERYONE with a keen sense of humor, whether familiar or not with private clubs, will thoroughly enjoy the author's penetrating insights, blatant irreverence and sarcastic wit. Be prepared to laugh your socks off at this must read!
Work from Work from Home Book of Cartoons
The Work from Work from Home Book of Cartoons is two books in one. A hybrid book of humor for hybrid times. A carefully curated collection of work cartoons with a strong resume, previously published in The New Yorker, The Wall Street Journal, Barron's, Wired and other publications.Work from Work takes a lighthearted look at all the quirks of office culture. Flip the book over and Work from Home shortens your commute time down to minutes and schedules your next Zoom (camera off / mike on mute).Featuring 86 cartoons including cartoonists Amy Hwang, Bob Mankoff, Christopher Weyant, David Sipress, Emily Flake, Harry Bliss, Jack Ziegler, Leo Cullum, Mort Gerberg, P.C. Vey, Paul Noth, Roz Chast, Sam Gross and many many more.This just in from HR: You can work from work, or work from home, but remember to never home from work!Hardcover, 8" x 8".
Don’t Get Me Started
Let's get one thing straight. I'm not. I'm out and proud. When I'm out and it's raining I carry an umbrella. I used to be in but I hate the smell of mothballs. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm that had to be deactivated before I could even touch the door handle. And then there was the storm door. It wasn't until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to ask, "Do you think we're lesbians?" By the way, never come out to your father in a moving vehicle. Now I've written a book. It's not as easy as it looks. One night, I was working late on my computer when a little message came up on the screen, "You are almost out of memory." Here are my thoughts and observations on everything from gay marriage (Mad Vow Disease) to my morbid fear of mascots (with the exception of the San Diego Chicken). That's all I'm going to say because I don't want to spoil it for you. That's a job for Jesse Helms.
The Ultimate Book of Dog Cartoons
Have you ever seen a cartoon that reminds you exactly of your pet? Like, how did this cartoon capture my little furbaby so specifically? Well, virtually all the cartoons inside this book have been inspired by our collection of world class cartoonists' little doggies.These hunter gatherers (who have transformed to couch surfers) have been our friends for nearly all of history and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Unless, they learn how to open the fridge.Inside you will find 86 cartoons seemingly inspired by your favorite furry friend.Please enjoy this collection of cartoons while you ponder the eternal question of who domesticated who?90 pages. Hardcover, 8" x 8".
The Butcher of Souls
Ben French was an idler, a slacker, a lazy good for nothing all his days on earth. When his life ended and he was assigned to a job in the nether world, he wasn't too worried; he'd always found a way to avoid expending any effort and he'd do it now, too. He quickly found, though, that he couldn't avoid his duties. He was stuck for all eternity in the miserable, soul-crushing role of usher, pitchforking the remains of other lost souls into the blast furnace of forever, into the gaping maw of oblivion. The demands were unceasing and he badly needed a way out. Fortunately, he discovered an escape clause. Ben could rid himself of his obligations and make his days more comfortable if he somehow found a replacement. The Butcher of Souls chronicles Ben's search not only for a replacement but also for a return to his former existence, one of comfort and ease, of modest indulgences and everlasting peace.
Pretend I'm a Pomegranate
The book Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a collection of fantastical essays, and erudite witticisms to entertain and enchant the eclectic thinker. The essays, quotations, and ephemera in Pretend I'm a Pomegranate relate tales of curious experiences, absurd situations, wonderful dreams, and the wise words of ancients. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a perfect book for fans of the effervescent Henri Munro (Saki) or those who remember the sages of spirituality like the pedantic Mothe Fenelon or those who have had an out-of-body experience. In other words, a perfect book for the general reader. If you have not raised an eyebrow of curiosity, or giggled shamelessly or had a word of wisdom whispered into the ears of your heart lately, seek out a pomegranate, peel it apart, taste and see what the extraordinary sweetness and radical red juice of it can do for you. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate
Through Old Ground
Through Old Ground is a collection of stories from the life of Dr. Randy Cross, a small-town Southerner turned English professor and author, most notable for his work with T. S. Stribling's autobiography, The Laughing Stock. Dr. Cross grew up in St. Joseph, Tennessee, where he gained the strong foundation upon which he relied throughout his adventures as a two-time Fulbright Scholar and beyond.With his down-to-earth narrative style, Dr. Cross describes various memories and events in his life, infusing each chapter with his incredible wit and humor. Beginning in his childhood, the book progresses through Dr. Cross's adulthood, reflecting on lessons he has learned and significant people who have been a part of his life.Through Old Ground transports readers into a world full of nostalgia and heart, reminding us that no matter how far away from our roots we may find ourselves, they will always remain with us and call us back home.
English Language Lovers
In our globalised and digitalised world, English has become necessary. It's simply complex, which makes us keep learning. It is impossible to master all its intricacies in a lifetime; even native speakers are challenged with the daily arrival of new jargon, slang, and formal words and phrases.This book has words of thoughts, thoughts on words, and words to laugh at that will make you a better conversant in English. Anaphoras, aphorisms, euphemisms, epistrophes, false friends, jargon, metaphors, etcetera are explained with illustrations and photographs. Reading it is a fun way to maintain your appetite for the English language.The late US author H. Jackson Jr said, "Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language". That's certainly how I feel. Bilingual and multilingual people are flexible, creative, and open-minded. They make me think and smile, such as this statement from an acquaintance: "Look at the round and red thing in my bras". (The French word "bras" is "arm" in English).
His Sister
An Arranged Match... With Unexpected Desires Urvi is a young queer woman whose world is turned upside down when her traditional parents arrange her marriage to Raja, a wealthy but arrogant businessman. Though hesitant, Urvi agrees under one condition - she'll spend 30 days with Raja's family first before deciding on the marriage. Her secret motive? To get closer to Raja's gorgeous sister Isha, with whom Urvi feels an unmistakable spark. In this heartfelt romantic comedy, Urvi must navigate a tangled web of relationships, traditions, and the stirrings of forbidden desire. Will her daring 30-day plan lead to true love? Or will she be forced to deny her identity and the longings of her heart? Get swept away by the captivating story of one woman's courageous journey for self-discovery, acceptance, and the truth about where she belongs. His Sister is a celebration of love in all its forms. Can true love rewrite the script of Urvi's arranged marriage? There's only one way to find out...
Road Trip to the Future
Rick Haddad and Lew Rosenberg, two hapless, aging ex-potheads who have grown apart over the years, venture on a mind-bending trip to rescue Cam Miles, a mutual friend from their youth who has disappeared in Chicago under mysterious circumstances. On the road across Michigan in a clunky old Pontiac Le Mans, Rick and Lew run into a variety of bizarre characters and comical mishaps while they argue about racial politics and other social issues.The hijinks of their journey are interspersed with vivid recollections of events, some serious, others hilarious, that they experienced while growing up amid the palpable racial disparities of Detroit and Grosse Pointe. After Lew and Rick finally make it to Chicago, their quest climaxes in a revelation of secrets about the past that threatens their relationship.
Set My Heart Bonfire
He's a dashing millionaire who thinks everything in life is one big joke, probably because he bathes in piles of money each morning. He's also my new neighbor, and after a humiliating experience in the cemetery that is my backyard, he becomes my shadow, showing up everywhere just to annoy me.I'm not a fan of happy people. They bother me with their constant grins and rainbows coming out of their ears, and Vander Booth is the king of smiles. Despite my efforts to scare him away with both my profession as an undertaker and my general need for frowning through most of my workday, he sticks around like a bad case of poison ivy.He is gorgeous though. I'll give him that. And when I see the way he coordinates outfits with his grandma just to make her happy, I'll admit my biological clock starts ticking. Add in his fear of real human connections and suddenly I find myself cheering for the guy instead of plotting his death.Though opposites can attract-and boy is my black lipstick attracted to his glow-in-the-dark smile-they don't stay together long-term. And they certainly can't co-exist when they're fighting constantly in a knock-down, drag-out competition for the same piece of land for their business venture. Or can they? Cue ominous organ music...
Treats
Enjoy this beautifully illustrated and packaged collection of Mutts comic strips by Patrick McDonnell, delivering a year's worth of special and sweet moments with Earl, Mooch, and the rest of their four-legged friends. This treasury features an entire year's worth of Mutts comics, including sketch art and illustrations by author Patrick McDonnell. Printed on recycled paper.
A Known and Yet unknown World
The book is built up on autobiographical stories of travels in various parts of the globe, capturing in its frame the geographical settings, the layman's geology, the historical anecdotes, some anthropological findings, narration of relevant social and academic environments, and description of stunning landscapes. This is primarily based on the author's personal diaries spanning over a few decades. The book is pictorial, and the author consolidated his narrations in sixteen independent chapters. The book starts with the author's growing up in the suburbs of Kolkata, and his education in Presidency College, now University, in Kolkata and later in the erstwhile Soviet Union. The book also narrates the unique features of the USA, the Swiss Alps, the Scandinavia, China, Africa, Australia and Middle East. The contents, however, are not designed to provide any travel guide. The book is totally apolitical. It focuses on the author's penchant for knowing and sharing diversity of the world through irresistible wanderlust.
Disappointing Affirmations
USA Today Bestseller Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that's okay. From the creator of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won't. But also: Be kind to yourself, asshole. Transforming and re-envisioning the material for print while adding tons of new work, this is the funny-because-it's-true, sneaky self-help gift book for anyone who isn't happy all the time and doesn't feel seen in the whole "positive mental attitude" culture. Unfollow your dreams! Like a non-disappointing gift with purchase, the book's jacket folds out into a motivational poster, suitable for display anywhere disappointment may strike. IT REALLY IS OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY: People say, "It's okay to not be okay," but then it feels like they need you to be okay. This subversively funny book is the perfect way to remind ourselves, or anyone who needs it, that it's better to deal with our feelings honestly than fall into the "positive vibes only" self-help trap. COMEDY FOR A NEW ERA: Wellness has been slowly taking a darker turn in popular culture, and comedy is no exception. From Inside by Bo Burnham to the absurdity of TV giant Succession, audiences are drawn to media that embraces discomfort rather than drowning it out. Disappointing Affirmations may not look very comforting, but not all self-care comes in the form of warm hugs and sunrise yoga. FOR HUMOR BOOK FANS: Seeking a gift for the anti-optimist in your life? This one fits the bill for fans of satirical doom classics and self-help antidotes such as All My Friends Are Dead, Am I Overthinking This?, the Worst Case Scenario series, and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. THERE'S MORE: See also the accompanying stationery and gift items, including Disappointing Affirmations Wall Calendar, Disappointing Affirmations Pencils, Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards, Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book, and Disappointing Affirmations: The Game. You won't be disappointed. Perfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn't entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
Black Folks Don't Tip
Kassondra Rockswell moved to Atlanta, GA with her young daughter in 2008 to further pursue her career as a vocal artist. Thinking it would provide some steady income while she advanced her craft, she stumbled into the restaurant industry as a server. She immediately noticed some disturbing consistencies among the black diners. Most of them were extremely difficult to serve, and many did not care at all about tipping properly. Trying to understand this kept Rockswell awake at night. She began venting her frustrations on napkins and scraps of paper at work, which transitioned into journaling about it at home...which evolved into this amazing book. Rockswell's got the audacity to tell Black folks that, not only are they not tipping properly when they dine out, they are also exhibiting completely unacceptable behavior in restaurants.With courage and literary finesse, Rockswell examines how the institutions of slavery and sharecropping helped to create today's restaurant tipping system and how all this is connected to the controversial tipping habits of American Blacks.Weaving her reader through hilariously true tales of uninformed diners and famous celebrities with abusive behavior, Rockswell gracefully intersects fair wage, racial discrimination and sexual harassment with laughter, hope and promise.BLACK FOLKS DON'T TIP is a delightful treat from beginning to end--enlightening, educational and entertaining.
