Parody Paradise, Part IV
Parody Paradise, Part IV is a compilation of thirty-three rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) and lampoons popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, Nathaniel Hawthorne and Homer. Other authors' works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are Hans Christian Andersen, H.G. Wells, Miguel Cervantes, and Charles Dickens, along with several famous William Shakespeare plays, which are all savagely brutalized. Parody Paradise, Part IV is Jay Dubya's 67th published book. Besides Adult Satire, the prolific author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.
Sorry Looking for Now LOL
Well, slice us to ribbons under the Queen streetcar, if it isn't David Roddis, ringmaster of slowpainful.com, freshly pandemicked, all caffeine'd up and ready to dissect the world at large with his scalpel of finely-wrought prose. And then some! Does the standard gay hook-up require actual teleportation? What are the skipping rhymes of Gen Z? Who's Laurel to Greta Thunberg's Hardy on Planet Titanic? What would William Blake's twenty-first-century Proverbs of Hell sound like? And did Judy Garland fake her own death, only to return as former child star Ethylene Glum? In his second round-up of personal and political essays - witty, caustic, provocative and downright off-the-wall hilarious - Roddis speaks with the impassioned, authentic voice of the generation of gay men who were famous for just being funnier. "...David Roddis breathes life into a nearly lost art of arch wit, making it great to be gay again." -Shaun Proulx, Sirius XM
Erasing America
Are you proud of today's America? Do you feel that democracy is under attack? Do you suspect the Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves? You're not alone.Erasing America: Broken Politics, Broken Country is a refreshing yet serious romp through today's off-the-rails political landscape. It chronicles our misguided political leadership by taking an irreverent look at how our nation's self-righteous elected officials have begun to systematically erase America and our Constitutional Republic.This book will stimulate your thinking about the dramatic increase in socialist policies coming out of both Washington, DC and blue states across the nation, spearheaded by politicians who care more about advancing themselves than about the American people. It shows how the media goes to great lengths to spin ill-advised and destructive radical progressive agendas as a positive change.This book will: Help you understand the magnitude of the current threat to our democracyEnlighten, scare, anger and help move you off your couch to help save AmericaRemind you of the intent of our Founding Fathers and their love of democratic values as they fashioned a Constitutional Republic to endure the test of timeInspire you to take action to get America back on track.
The Dawn Of Canadian History A Chronicle Of Aboriginal Canada
"The Dawn of Canadian History" is an ancient painting by way of the famend Canadian writer and humorist, Stephen Leacock. In this book, Leacock presents a complete review of Canada's early records, from its Indigenous peoples to the arrival of European settlers. Written with Leacock's function wit and humor, the book gives an energetic and handy account of Canada's past. Leacock delves into the interactions between Indigenous peoples and European explorers, highlighting the cultural exchanges, conflicts, and demanding situations faced through each corporation. He explores key historic occasions, along with the appearance of French and British settlers, the fur trade, and the effect of European colonization on the Indigenous way of lifestyles. Despite being a historical work, Leacock infuses "The Dawn of Canadian History" along with his humor and engaging narrative style, making it not only informative but also enjoyable. The book serves as a creation to Canada's wealthy history, making it on hand to an extensive target market. Stephen Leacock, regarded for his humor and satire, brings a completely unique attitude to historic storytelling, making "The Dawn of Canadian History" a precious and enjoyable study for those inquisitive about Canada's beyond and the intersection of records and humor.
Behind the Motometer
If you're at the wheel of a Model T Ford, you're sitting... Behind the Motometer. Looking back through the rear view mirror, this collection of nostalgic stories by Robert I."Bob" Frey celebrates the people of rural America and the cars, trucks, and tractors that affected their lives. For years, Bob's cantankerous yet sentimental writings have been a regular feature of the newsletter of the Lehigh Valley Antique Automobile Association. The wry tales show a deep respect for hard-working individuals: immigrants struggle on their quest for the American Dream; indomitable dogs chase things they'd be better off not catching; a family resurrects Grandfather's rusted old car, returning it to chromed glory. Now, for the first time, a selection of these stories is bound together for everyone who loves classic cars and hard-scrabble (but classy) people.
Still Wanted in France
Underground poetry by Daniel S. Irwin. As usual, the irreverent, absurd, facetious, humorous poetry he is known for. This book follows on the tail of his HOGWASH series.
Old Farts and Pop Tarts
After four years in the music industry, Millicent Trinkett has come to a conclusion: if she has to manage another boy band, one of two things will take place: 1: Life imprisonment for strangling them in their sleepor2. Loss of her sanity due to factory produced music resonating in her dreams night after night. Pleading with her Uncle Morty to assign her adult musicians to manage for the next tour, she is quickly reminded of the adage "Be careful what you ask for".When he assigns her a reunion tour for the five-piece rock and roll band, "Fourplay", Millie learns that adult doesn't always translate to mature, nor does it necessarily translate to old.When the lead guitar player's nephew joins the tour, Millie also finds musicians have incredible rhythm offstage as well.Join the gang on a cross-country trip for an adventure that is guaranteed to keep you laughing, make you hum, and want to wear a do-rag.Don't fret . . . you can leave your hat on.
Come and Get Your Pho!
Living in any country that is not your homeland is bound to present new and unfamiliar challenges. And these challenges often come up at random times, like when you are wondering "what's for dinner?" It can be a real inconvenience to run into cultural differences when you "just want to eat." Thankfully if you're lost in Asia and missing food from home, we've got you covered. We'll help you make homemade: pizza dough, stovetop pizza, pizza sauce, cornmeal, popcorn, grits, dumplings, roti, elephant ears, glaze, crepes, pancakes, syrup, hummus, tortillas, salsa, adobo, pickles, and of course - Pho! This is a must have for expats, nomads, digital nomads and others who are living abroad. Not so much a cookbook as a "just want to eat" book, our recipes will take you straight into cooking without a lot of fluff.
Fabricated Freedom
FABRICATED FREEDOM embarks on a journey through freedom and self-discovery, it follows a group of university undergrads as they navigate the exhilarating journey of newfound independence. In this gripping tale, some seized the opportunity to sculpt their own destinies while others succumbed to the allure of boundless freedom, spiraling into loss of self and loss of purpose. Permit me to introduce you to "from grass to grace." Meet unwavering pillar of piety, experience the disappointment of lost souls. Get on board to learn how this set of undergrads navigates the maze of university life. From dysfunctional home to solace and love within the campus walls. From the suffocating grip of parental control to finally finding balance, experience the triumphs and tribulations of the characters as they strive to find their true selves amidst the chaos of newfound freedom. "FABRICATED FREEDOM" is a direct and compelling tale that will leave you questioning the dark side of freedom, the impact of choices and the power of self-discovery.
Open Me First
Love is in the air at Revelation Cove! But Hollie Porter's romantic Valentine's Day plans with her hot hockey hubby hit the ice when Ryan injures his arm during practice and needs some XL TLC. Nurse Hollie springs into action, eager to play doctor with her man. But between Ryan's recovery, running the resort, and guests causing chaos from a few too many Cupid's Cure cocktails, Hollie's patience is tested. Things go from bad to super awkward when Hollie literally discovers her dad has a little somethin'-somethin' going on in his boudoir too. Despite the mayhem, Ryan won't let the holiday pass without romancing his beloved. He sends Hollie on a treasure hunt around the resort, offering clever clues that lead to heartfelt gifts. But when the final present opens a new door to their future, Hollie has to decide if she's ready to step out of this comfort zone into a grander adventure. Spend your Valentine's Day with Hollie and Ryan and the gang up at Revelation Cove. Just be sure to pack Band-Aids and aspirin-that Cupid is a sneaky fella.
The Sadbook Collections 1
On a (mostly) daily basis, little Sadbook human makes your day over at sadbook.substack.com. You never know what your favorite stick figure human will be up to! From existential crises to dreamy meditations looking out the window, from dramatic "I'll never recover!" days to "I'M SO INSPIRED I'LL NEVER BE UNINSPIRED AGAIN!!!" nights, it's fun to see what Sadbook will do next. But what about when you want to look back and remember your faves? How can you easily find them? Well, now you can get the whole first year's collection of Sadbook human's adventures-in a happy book form! Make Sadbook's day, and bring the collection to your desk or night stand. Maybe you'll even find a comic thanking you if you do.: ) ***Visit sadbook.substack.com to sign up for the (mostly) daily comic The Sadbook Collections! Do you see something in this collection that you'd like to order as a print? Just ask the Artist to add it to the Sadbook shop... Ask on Instagram at instagram.com/sadbookcollections OR on Substack at sadbook.substack.com
Nowt so daft...2
'Nowt so daft as folk' is an age old expression meaning 'people say and do the silliest things.' Kieran Meehan's cartoons illustrate that pithy observation with humour and insight. Meehan's single panel cartoons have been nominated three times at the National Cartoonists Society Awards. His daily comic strip 'Pros & Cons' is distributed worldwide through King Features Syndicate.
Rumonauts Acts I-III
The Rumonauts are a compilation of dangerous fiends that constantly bounce from one strange situation to the next. Along the way they wreak maximum havok and chaos, much to their own amusement. Follow them through their adventures which include a series of battles and deals with and against: the Devil, Communists, zombies, politicians, pirates, space monkeys, Yankee Stadium, the living dead, hookers, fat guys, the Angel Michael and the representations of every major U.S. holiday. The Rumonauts have sworn to defend their noble rum company against all enemies: foreign, domestic and/or imagined. It is highly advisable to not cross rum bottles with these lunatics...
WHITE TURK vs BLACK TURK
White Turk vs Black Turk is a thought-provoking exploration of the complex interplay between clashing lifestyles in Turkey and their impact on the country's political arena. Former Ambassador Nurhan provides a comprehensive understanding of the intricate tapestry that is Turkey's political landscape by skill- fully incorporating human aspirations, and inferiority complexes while navigating through history, religion, cultural shifts, and economic disparities to paint a holistic picture of the dynamics at play.
So You Want to Live in a Small Town
SO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN By Allan and Rosemary Young Allan and Rosemary Young grew up in the country just outside small towns. Then, after living in larger towns and cities, they were seeking that elusive dream of the real America as sung about by country/western singers, and written about by poets. What they found, of course, were all the problems of the cities just rearranged, as well as lots of unexpected joys-but very little of what they remembered from their younger days, when things happened which they did not know about, or were just too young to remember. They weren't exactly seeking their roots, since they didn't want to return to either of the towns from which they came, so they deliberately selected one in between-then another, and another. They actually lived in three small towns over the next few years, each offering distinct advantages-and distinct disadvantages as well.
Never Build A Campfire In A Haystack
Humorous, anecdotal stories from yesteryear and today, with my cousins, family and friends.
I Wrote Another Book!
Another Self Indulging Collection of Fun Facts, Riddles, Jokes, Poems, Flash Fiction, Quips, Trivia, and all Around Silliness, but a Bit More Grown Up
The Roadkill USA Coloring and Activity Book
As a nation, we are on the move-in our work, our play, and the place we call home. Many homeowners are following their dreams of leaving the city for greener pastures. One of the most important benefits of moving to the country is the opportunity to enjoy nature with our families. Members of the National Suburban Sprawl Institute, an advocacy organization of land stewards, have built many fine new roads that wind through areas where animals live. We are proud to play a widely expanding role in promoting the enjoyment of nature's blessings from within the safety of your automobile. Land reclamation in the US has dramatically accelerated in the last decade: more than three million acres of forest, wetlands, and other useless open space have been converted every year to more prosperous suburban use. We take our land stewardship very seriously and will move mountains to insure responsible mortgage holders a safe, orderly country lifestyle experience. We hope this colorful activity book brings joy to your everyday and vacation travels.
Noah
The Author, Like Noah, was born in an arid dusty community legally and fasciously called Plentywood Montana. You could see sand dunes forever except they were call wheat fields and there were no camels. As a kid he migrated with his Danish family to Askov, Minnesota - home of the world famous rutabaga that was the life sustaining nourishment of Noah's carnivores during their cruise. In Askov the author learned how to apply birth control measures to rutabagas using a triangular hoe. Sailing experiences began for the author in a camp on Lake Hubert - where he became hooked on sailing. Later the Air Force taught him about nuclear weapons and he quickly discovered the true importance of mathematics. He obtained four degrees from the University of Minnesota, then went about teaching math and other things at several universities; SUNY, Oneonta, Cal State Northridge and Alliant Univ. It was during these student enlightenment years, as he fondly calls them, that he started receiving compelling revelations about first time boater Noah and how to prevent future drowning we must all become nice people and good sailors who enjoy bliss and joy on the water. Viggo and family have and are avid boaters. Their current boat "At Home" is a 32.6 Hunter located in San Diego. His online "Skipper Course" for beginning sailors is available through NauticEd. He is a professor, author of math textbooks and "Bounty Layer People", a book on immigration and education.
Yesterday's Words at Tomorrow's Prices
A book about snow leopards, dancing to Free Bird, and magnetism by the New York Times Bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground. "Immensely entertaining." Jackie Shaw, ESQUIRE "Completes the collection for people who bought the first books early, but not the three books which have been removed from publication, and not for people who bought the earlier books late." Sebastian Thorne "I'm so confused. Is this book 8 or 14?" Margaret Blake
Big Girls Don't Fry
Fay Jacobs is back . . . again . . . really . . . for the LAST time!As the author of five previous humorous memoirs, activist and comedian Fay Jacobs returns with her FINAL collection of tall tales, Big Girls Don't Fry: Rehoboth Beach Wrap Up. And, as you'd expect, It's chock-full of Fay's signature witty, wise, and often laugh-out-loud commentary about the craziness of contemporary life in the diverse and welcoming resort town of Rehoboth Beach on the Delaware Coast.This time, though, everyone's favorite "Sit-Down Comic" tangles with the after-effects of an insane election, kissing penguins, riding an opinionated camel, wearing pussy hats, and masking in the time of Covid . . .Big Girls Don't Fry was compiled over the last few years, beginning in January 2021 and ending with an urgent plea to get out and vote for our lives. It chronicles her chronic losing battle with nature and changing technology, revisits some of her greatest hits and misses, deals with the ups and downs of social distancing, masking, and video happy hours, and reflects on what it was like to be honored by a troop of Girl Scouts.And through it all, Fay finds a way to make her stories provocative, political, occasionally heartwarming, and reliably hilarious.It's all captured in the final installment of Fay Jacobs' award-winning Tales from Rehoboth Series.Come along for the ride--you'll be happy you did!
Dew Diligence
If your survival depends on having steaks, will your very survival be at stake? If you're in a cozy bar when you start feeling tender, should you cozy up to the bartender? If you have to study the dew with diligence, should you study it with dew diligence? If you meet a wise nun and the wisest nun, will you still be none the wiser?Puns and double entendres such as these emerge when you mercilessly mingle idioms with homonyms and their kin, and play around with their literal meanings. As a sequel to Son of a Pun, the hundreds of such entries in Dew Diligence are just as lively, just as exuberant. You will think that as long as the author does not abandon puns, he will continue to pun with abandon.
New Perspectives on Women and Comedy
First published in 1992, the twenty-one original essays in this volume explore the way women have used humor to break down cultural stereotypes between the genders, using examples from literature and the performing arts.
Parody Paradise, Part III
Parody Paradise, Part III is a compilation of thirty rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) and lampoons popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, Nathaniel Hawthorne and Homer. Other authors' works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are Hans Christian Andersen, Rudyard Kipling, H.G. Wells, Herman Melville, and also, several William Shakespeare plays are savagely brutalized. Parody Paradise, Part III is Jay Dubya's 66th published book. Besides Adult Satire, the prolific author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.
The Little Book of Christmas Jokes
To celebrate the earliest arrival of Christmas ever - this September, no doubt - The Little Book of Christmas Jokes is the perfect stocking filler gift for those looking to infuse their family with even more festive cheer than last year.Stuffed with more than 175 Yuletide gems, these jolly jokes are guaranteed to make your family and friends laugh - at least once! From puns to gags, one liners to quips, knock-knocks to OTT farcical silliness of which you can't even begin to imagine, this book - unlike the Inns of Bethlehem - welcomes everyone. So, what better way to start the festive party than with these hilarious greatest hits of Christmas, a gift book which Santa Claus himself approved, claiming it was "Twice the amount of Christmas fun as Michael Bubl矇's baubles," in his December newsletter. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?Claus-trophobia! What do the Elves call Santa if he forgets to wear his undercrackers?St Nickerless Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?Because he has private elf care! The Christmas Cracker was invented by Tom Smith, a London-based confectioner and baker, in 1840. Smith initially called them "Bangs of Expectation" before changing the name. At first, love poems were found inside, though they were replaced by hats and jokes in the 1920s.
The Wonderful World of dR slide
From neurologist Michael H. Schecter, MD comes this mind-bending collection of curiously zany riddles sure to challenge anybody bold enough to step outside the box and into The Wonderful World of dR slide. Perfect for those seeking to exercise their minds and sharpen their critical thinking skills, this one-of-a-kind book contains no answers, but rather directs you to an interactive website where, for each riddle, readers can submit their answer, ask for a hint if needed, or unlock the correct answer. The website features a leaderboard that allows you to compete with others to see just how well you do!
Who Was Who 5000 B.C. To 1914
A tongue-in-cheek "biographical dictionary of the famous, and those who wanted to be". The biographies cover everyone from Adam (who is listed first "out of respect") until 1914 and, at the bottom of the alphabet, Zoroaster.
S & D Textiles
Embark on a delightful, funny and beautifully illustrated journey through fifty years of trading from Brighton's Kensington Gardens' most famous fabric shop - S&D Textiles.Linda Firsht, an award-winning artist and the illustrator of this book, together with her husband David, welcome you into their Aladdin's cave filled with textiles, trillions of buttons, multi-coloured elastics, and astounding fabrics from all around the globe, with their favourite collection of customers' wonderful and weird quotes, all brought to life by over 70 colourful illustrations. From the humorous to the truly incredible, this cute book is a charming window into the daily life of their shop that was, and still is, the heart and soul of Brighton, UK.Experience the fabric of a community woven together by genuine and funny interactions in this unique memoir.
Discover Abu Dhabi With Hani & Aleem!
Join Hani, a curious camel, and his clever falcon friend, Aleem, on an exciting journey to discover Abu Dhabi's famous sites. As they set out on their tour, a looming sandstorm threatens their plans. They continue their adventure through the dusty storm until Aleem injures himself. Follow their journey filled with surprises and help SPOT Aleem as he leads the way.
Walt Disney's Mickey and Donald Fantastic Futures
Life is like a cyber-hurricane! From giant robots to wild Martian rovers, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Pegleg Pete, and the Phantom Blot face futuristic thrills and chills in all-new comics epics -- classic tales with a twistinspired by vintage cartoons, but taken in an unexpected, hi-tech direction! In "Lonesome Ghosts in the Machine," "Thru the Metaverse," and six more feature-length adventures set on earth, outer space, and cyberspace, fan-favorite writer Francesco Artibani ("Scrooge's Last Adventure") fronts an international creative team taking our Disney adventurers where no Mouse has gone before... in a lush variety of author-driven art styles!
Mad Libs: For the Fans: Taylor Swift Edition
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about being a fan of Taylor Swift. With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about getting a reputation, being a fan forevermore, and getting into trouble, trouble, trouble in 1989. Play alone, in a group, or with anyone you just traded a bracelet with. Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER.
Simply Amuck
Living on a hobby farm-the idea seems idyllic, doesn't it? Yeah, you betcha'...not when you have to slog out to feed the livestock in twenty-below-zero weather, with a raging blizzard and 30 mile-an-hour winds. When you live in the frozen tundra otherwise known as Minnesota, that kind of thing tends to happen.Or consider the delights of a Minnesota summer-when the temperature hovers above 90 degrees and the humidity is 10,000 percent. The animals still need to be tended, and the copious quantities of manure disposed of. Yup. It's all fun and games. At least until the manure piles up.If you've ever dreamed of having your own hobby farm, living off the land, and communing with nature-this book will open your eyes to what it's really like. You'll laugh, you will probably cry a little, and you'll scratch your head and wonder, "What in the heck was she thinking?!"
Parody Paradise, Part III
Parody Paradise, Part III is a compilation of thirty rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) and lampoons popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, Nathaniel Hawthorne and Homer. Other authors' works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are Hans Christian Andersen, Rudyard Kipling, H.G. Wells, Herman Melville, and also, several William Shakespeare plays are savagely brutalized. Parody Paradise, Part III is Jay Dubya's 66th published book. Besides Adult Satire, the prolific author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.
The Endangered Species Cookbook
ENDANGERED? At Last - a book with the unvarnished truth about endangered and threatened species past, present (possibly later this afternoon), and near future.At Last - a book that exposes the shameful exploitation of innocent plush versions of symbolically adopted endangered animals.At Last - a book that dares identify the most endangered mollusk - the $1 oyster, freshly serves in a nice restaurant.And Finally - a book that culinary experts favorable compare to Buck's classic, The Original Roadkill Cookbook!Master Guide to All that is Wild, the author has left no stone unturned to reveal the intrinsic value (or, at least, the food value) of species not quite so much at large - wisdom previously buried in arcane reference works and barely accessible scientific journals (or silk-screened on a black velvet sweatshirt). His book is destined to become a classic in its field.
Musings from a Greek Village - Large Print
Philosophy in Greece is not dead. It's alive and well through the musings of writer and thinker, Peter Barber. Peter is the author of the bestselling "Parthenon" series and his home is mostly on a sleepy Greek island. He is proud to share his musings between drafting his books.Peter is married to Alex, a fiery, loving, unpredictable Greek. It is a marriage made in comedy heaven. Join him for a year of observations and philosophy from a Greek village. Read on and smile.
Musings from a Greek Village - Large Print
Philosophy in Greece is not dead. It's alive and well through the musings of writer and thinker, Peter Barber. Peter is the author of the bestselling "Parthenon" series and his home is mostly on a sleepy Greek island. He is proud to share his musings between drafting his books.Peter is married to Alex, a fiery, loving, unpredictable Greek. It is a marriage made in comedy heaven. Join him for a year of observations and philosophy from a Greek village. Read on and smile.
Dreamy Desserts
A whimsy collection of verses about desserts, real and imagined. Illustrated by the author. This is a companion book to Rosemary Butler's "My Merry Menagerie," "The Mysterious Snippets of Yarn," and "Funny Bugs."
Hard Riddles
NOT YOUR TYPICAL RIDDLES: Mostly all are creatively written in a longer RHYMING FORMAT (What Am I, or Guess The Word)AND You won't find any old, rehashed riddles in this book - All of the riddles are Original.���� Solve these riddles while you wait... for what, you ask? How about a bus, a train, a verdict, the doctor, the kids, your spouse, a flight, the judge, your meal, the rain, the sun, or the new baby to arrive! Or better yet, play the book as a game with others ... That's how you turn the world off with a smile ����What You Get: Hard Riddles is ALSO an easy round-the-table Game (Game Rules Inside)Only ORIGINAL riddles (no old rehashed riddles included!)Eight challenging riddle chapter topicsEasy to readOne riddle per pageRiddles in photo format (not boring text!)Family-friendlyIdeal for smarty pants kids, teens, and adultsChallenging Riddle Chapter Topics To Test Your Smarts: Human Traits (Words about human qualities)Emotions & Feelings (Words related to the human condition)Homonyms (Words with the same pronunciation and spelling but have a different meanings)Homographs (Words spelled the same, sound different, and have different meanings)Triple Homophones (Three words with the same pronunciation but different meanings and different spelling)Double Homophones (Two words with the same pronunciation but have different meanings and different spellings)Words with the Letter Q in ThemWords with Four SyllablesYou'll love this riddle book because it has multiple uses; it's ideal for gifts, prizes, distraction, party game activities, stocking stuffers, or going solo and challenging yourself.Get it today.
Not So Great Golf
An irreverent look at the great game of golf by a not so great golfer. This is a tongue-in-cheek treatise of many aspects of the game, from evil golf course design to actual memorable moments of unmemorable golf goof-ups.
Baby's First Book of Euphemisms
This cute, warmhearted, laugh-out-loud book is a satire in the style of the "Baby's First" books we all grew up with. Combining full color pictures that could be appropriate for all ages, based on terms that are euphemisms and innuendo, this book will bring you joy. Perfect for expecting parents, newlyweds, and anyone stuck around children all day. Pick up a copy for your favorite parental unit today!
The Coach Trip
Nell is a boiling hot mess. Oliver may well be the cause of it.If only she didn't fancy him so much, things might be far less complicated...Left humiliated after suddenly losing her job, dedicated workaholic and chronic people-pleaser, Nell, is desperate to escape. She books a trip to a Spanish retreat, the Platinum Triple Worry Plus package, in search of something to spark joy - green tea, kale smoothies and wall pilates aren't quite doing it. Determined to start over, she tells a small white lie, but is overheard by Oliver, a well-intentioned muscle-mountain. The more he attempts to help her see the error of her ways, the more she tries to ignore how incredibly good-looking and capable he is. And as the web of lies grows, he warns her of the consequences. But will she listen?No, of course not. She's too busy trying not to fall in love with him.Could facing up to her poor decisions of the past be the key to living her best life in the future?Brand new romantic comedy by Jo Lyons, shortlisted for 2021 Comedy Women in Print Awards, author of Benidorm, actually.
"Success to Temperance"
The mens toilet door in The Flying Pig bore the legend 'Abandon all hope ye who enters here'. The only hope the women had was avoiding horseflies or frostbite, sitting out in their toilet at the end of the yard. Pub landlord Freddie would reluctantly serve them, but only through a tiny hatch in the snug. Women weren't allowed to drink pints and were expected to keep the noise down. Harriett Plum for one had had quite enough. If Freddie wouldn't change his ways then the newly formed Greater Crouch Temperance Society would close him down. And Harriett had another weapon up her sleeve, a sloe gin that Al Capone would have killed for. Battle lines were drawn and plans made as the Village Fete drew near. Local farmer and idiot Moses took it upon himself to save the pub but would the women care. No. Not really.
Masala Chai for the Soul
The ultimate "How To" book to end all "How To" books, Masala Chai for the Soul is not the sattvik cousin of the hallowed Chicken Soup series--nor does it contain any amino acids to nurse your soul back to health. Instead, this soul-full chai, brewed by Jairam N. Menon, is a full-bodied ROFL experience. Infused with masala wisdom from Aristotle to Zen, Shakespeare to stand-up comedians, and occasional diversions to Bollywood and the tea vendor down the road, this special masala chai ought to be brewed every day in millions of tea stalls and homes around the world. Jairam's cheery stimulant will teach you how to: Spot and stop a bore at fifteen paces (or less, if the bore is you) Manage your boss while giving the impression that they're managing you Discover that a lazy Sunday spent in bed is the best way to save the planet Learn that procrastination might just beat pre-emption Succinctly sum up your innermost feelings as "F***" or "S***" This is not just a book, it's a cup of unapologetic irreverence--steeped in satire, spiked with wit, and stirred with a spoonful of truth. You'll never look at masala chai (or self-help books) the same way again.
Floozy Goes Forth
Go forth bravely into new adventures as humorist Stephen B. Bagley returns with another collection of tales from his wildly funny life. Enjoy these favorite stories: Of Shoes & Skinning Vegans, Wandering Through the Desert, Flipper the Endorphin, War of the Leaves, Stephen & the Pussycats, Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow, Jawing About Java, Sexy Seven, Have You Petted Your Kaiju Today?, Opera for a Philistine, Christmas Pickles, and many, many more!
The Wonderful World of dR slide
From neurologist Michael H. Schecter, MD comes this mind-bending collection of curiously zany riddles sure to challenge anybody bold enough to step outside the box and into The Wonderful World of dR slide. Perfect for those seeking to exercise their minds and sharpen their critical thinking skills, this one-of-a-kind book contains no answers, but rather directs you to an interactive website where, for each riddle, readers can submit their answer, ask for a hint if needed, or unlock the correct answer. The website features a leaderboard that allows you to compete with others to see just how well you do!
The little Book of painfully awful Dad Jokes
★The little Book of painfully awful Dad Jokes★A funny little book to drive your descendants and friends to despair. In addition to the jokes, on each page there is also a super funny illustration with daughters begging for mercy, sons despairing, and dads who find the whole thing funny. The bad jokes are best served when no one can escape. Preferably at the dining table. This book of jokes is not only a great gift for fathers, but also for daughters, sons, friends and relatives, to drive them crazy or generally as an act of revenge. A5 54 pages 135 extremely bad jokes, puns and pointless questions24 illustrations/pictures with funny "scandal" titles and comments A book to empty rooms or as a thigh patter when having a drink.
STUMPED Instant Party Riddles for Teens and Adults
...Scroll down to preview more riddles to get a taste of the fun"What-Am-I" style riddles you'll get to solve with this book...First, can you solve this one?I am a word that has three lettersbut I'm actually six letters longI'm used when thinking or trying to figurewhat may have gone wrong, here is a clue that may help you, four of my letters are the same, and the first three lettersspell a body part, or an animal's name, What word am I?NOT YOUR TYPICAL RIDDLES: Mostly all are creatively written in a longer RHYMING FORMAT (What Am I, or Guess The Word)AND You won't find any old, rehashed riddles in this book - All of the riddles are Original.It's not just a riddle book......it's also a game.**Are you bored with those same old rehashed riddles?What The Stumped Riddle Book Includes: One riddle per pageEasy-to-read riddlesRiddles in photo format (not just boring text!)Eight different riddle chapter topicsAnswers at the back of the bookIt's also an around-the-table book game!Family-friendly riddles!Riddles that are ideal for teachers, parties, and contestsAll riddles are original and uniquely written!Great for adults, older teens, and brainiac kidsYou'll want this riddle book because it's packed with unique riddles to frustrate your friends, for party games, or to exercise your mind! Turn the world off with a smile.Get it today.
Conspiracy Theory Jokes & Riddles
Wеlсоmе to thе intriguing аnd оftеn реrрlеxіng wоrld of соnѕріrасу theory jоkеѕ аnd rіddlеѕ. In thіѕ captivating realm, еnіgmаѕ and оddіtіеѕ, secrets аnd ѕuѕрісіоnѕ, аrе mеt with thе dеlіghtful аrt of humоr. Aѕ wе embark оn thіѕ jоurnеу, wе invite уоu to рut оn уоur tіnfоіl hаt, adjust your ѕurvеіllаnсе camera, аnd join uѕ in еxрlоrіng thе lіghtеr ѕіdе оf thе shadows.Cоnѕріrасу thеоrіеѕ hаvе long been the fascination of thоѕе who ponder thе mysteries оf our wоrld. Thеѕе theories dеlvе іntо thе unknоwn, raising questions аnd planting ѕееdѕ of dоubt іn thе mоѕt unеxресtеd places. Yet, within thіѕ lаbуrіnth оf elaborate nаrrаtіvеѕ and bеwіldеrіng сlаіmѕ, lіеѕ a wеllѕрrіng of comedic potential. "Cоnѕріrасу Theory Jоkеѕ аnd Rіddlеѕ" is уоur tісkеt to uncovering that hidden humor.
