Little Things In a Big Sky
A collection of short stories that highlight some of life's simplest, yet most rewarding observations and everyday occurrences, Little Things in a Big Sky is a warm mixture of childhood memories, obscure thoughts, and a call to action to look for the little things that make life great.
The Morris Family of Philadelphia
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Trump Unhinged
I hardly used to care about politics. What was it to me what those fat cats down in Washington were doing? How did it affect my life? Then along comes Trump, the fattest cat of them all. Suddenly, I am a political junkie. I care deeply about social issues. I go from having no feelings about Hilary Clinton to being her biggest fan. This book is a collection of what I've read and who I've become in the crazy days of Trump.
The Funniest Clean Joke Book Ever!
This is the funniest clean joke book you'll ever read! As a comedian for more than 25 years, one of the motivators for me was the fact that if people were laughing, they were free from their troubles, at least for a short period of time. My desire for this book is intended to do the very same thing. take a break and laugh. It is, as we all know, the best medicine.
Do More Don'ts
This unique book is packed with randomly offensive (and offensively random) jokes, witticisms, wordplay, observations, judgments, and very important nonsense. Considering every thought is a mischievous little brain fart wafting past the nostrils of decency, it's perfect for those with a dark and twisted sense of humor. It's also the ideal gift for those angelic bastions of society who need a strong dose of deviancy to corrupt their self-righteous minds. Only together can we destroy the pandemic of faux-goodness and encourage others to DO MORE DON'TS. Good luck out there, and may the filth be with you.
Dusty and Albert's Beaver Tales
This tale of Dusty and Albert follow the two beavers in their efforts to overcome the economic recession, and find acceptance in the world. Through it all, persistence and friendship guide them in the adventure called life.
Is Outrage! The Wit and Wisdom of Father Vasiliy Vasileivich from The Onion Dome
Raemaekers' Cartoons
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Peg O' My Heart
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Murder on the Castle Hill Express
To no one in particular, Peter began a soliloquy. "As a detective, the question I'm always asked is not why but how." Inspector Slade interrupted. "Not why you're a detective but how you're a detective." Yes, Pete Boone, Australia's worst private detective, is back with another adventure. This time he's on a classic train journey that can only go off the rails. Fresh from another sensationally successful season nationally on Aurora Community television, prepare to take a trip with some of your favourite characters, and some wacky new ones. For the young or the young at heart, it's worth the price of a one way ticket on the ultimate laugh track. All aboard!
Lectures on the English Comic Writers
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Desperate Measures
Fifty-six short, sharp comedy stories of everyday pains, poor life choices and fatal accidents.These thorny thoughts and excruciating events are written in a rhyming, rapping style that turns desperate subjects into funny, fast ditties. Each teeth-gnashing tale comes with a big cartoon to make sure you get the picture.This gag-packed page-turner is the perfect pick-me-up for a low mood or a dark day. This makes Desperate Measures an ideal Christmas or birthday gift - especially when you have no idea what else to get and don't want to spend too much.
The IRA Block
Where do you go when there is nowhere to go? The IRA Block Set in the backdrop of the bright lights and big city, The IRA Block is a walk around New York through the places the tourist maps don't tell you about and among the people who walk in the shadows. Girls, money, organised crime and heroic doses of drugs can all be good, but someone always has to pay eventually...
The White Knuckle Marriage
A scattered look at the inside of one woman's brain and journey through divorce. Seat belts encouraged.
That Reminds Me.....
A book of my favorite stories that I have either seen first-hand or were related to me by family and friends.
The Fat Pony - There are Sharks in that puddle!
The latest exploits of Facebook's favourite equine dieter!Including the trials and tribulations of showing and how to train a Scottish Oik.
If I Die Please Bring Cheesecake To My Funeral
In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it. Learn important things like: - why ski lifts come equipped with safety bars - how to navigate a day in the office after forgetting your bra - what to do when everyone else is doing the pretzel handstand - zebras can be red and cream, not just black and white - how to avoid being swam over by a hoard of men - following the rules can help you avoid concussions
FP - The Slim Years
Facebook's favourite cheeky equine is back with a fourth book full of his daily exploits and adventures!
The Funny Bone Companion
A collection of funny jokes and stories designed to entertain and make you laugh or cry.
Don't Chaperone Your Best Friend's Dates
High school is one of the most awkward and pressured seasons of everyone's life. It is when you look like an adult but you're nowhere close to being one. People expect you to make life altering decisions and be responsible but you're too busy worrying about the mean girl in Chemistry class, who to sit with during lunch and the hot boy in Phys Ed who makes fun of you to make any solid life decisions. What you look like, your dating status and how to balance homework with an afterschool job all matters more than what you are going to do with the rest of your life. Donloree knows what it is like to be awkward, feel alone and wonder if she is the only one suffering in the midst of mean girls and hot boys. You aren't alone; everyone is suffering even if they don't admit it. Laughter is the best medicine for getting through the rough patches. Laugh with and at Donloree as she shares 10 random things she wish she had known during her high school years, including not to chaperone her best friend's dates.
Angel Karma Strikes Again
It is certain that many a truth is spoken in jest. It is also true that humor often hides the most important lessons we seek. And yes, laughter is incredibly healing. These principles helped guide me while writing "Angel Karma Strikes Again" - a collection of laugh-out-loud short stories about our human foibles. These stories compile a myriad of hilarious true experiences from within the beauty business. Each story pertains to us on some level in that whatever we dwell on we will continue to attract. For in life there is no substitute for experience. It is only in our experiences we really learn and come to know life's important lessons. The question is how do we recognize them? We usually try to forget traumatic / embarrassing events by burying them deep inside our memory. Unfortunately we bury important life lessons along with them.
The Lockdown Limericks 2 - Vaccines and Variants
Continuing from the first volume of The Lockdown Limericks, these daily verses follow out pandemic in the UK from October 2020 to July 2021 as the race between the Kent and Indian variants (now both Greek) and the vaccines reveals itself. From AstraZeneca to Zoom fatigue, jabs, Javid and jivers, politics, paramours and pings, Lockdown Limericks 2 chronicles in light-hearted verse our experiences over this most extraordinary period. As before, the author's royalties will be used to support cancer relief.
5 a day Poems
Mostly humorous poetry inspired by every day life. From health, travel, characters, animals and technology. But remember....only 5 a day!
Phillip H. Screwdriver, Last of the Real Men Private Investigators
Words of a Neath Boy
Lloyd Davies has been a professional writer and comedian for 35 years. In this, his first book of poetry, there is something for everyone. The poems will make you burst out laughing, as well as evoke deep powerful emotions and imagery with his clever use of words. This book is a must have for anyone wanting to understand how funny and difficult life can be in a small Welsh town.
Limericks Come ALIVE!
Limericks Come Alive! is a brand new, fresh approach to limericks. These are not your parent's limericks. In contrast to old-fashioned, limericks which have their roots in naughtiness, these limericks are all rooted in puns/word play. At the heart of each limerick (usually in the last line) is embedded a play on words of some sort. As a result, we think a book like this will appeal to almost all ages.
No Fishing
JOHN MERWIN (1946-2013) embraced fishing, looking across a stream or out a window, thinking, musing and writing. Neighbors and acquaintances, mostly unaware of John's legendary angling prominence, looked forward to his columns in Stratton Magazine, 1989 to 2006. Laced with droll countryman wit, dozens expound on rural Vermont life. More or less. As his editor, Marsha Norman, once teased,"He said all his stories are true stories. Mostly." At deadline with manuscript absent-Marsha occasionally ran a reprint and captioned, "John Merwin is on vacation." Not so. Instead, in those years he was fishing editor at Field & Stream magazine--too much to do and too little time. But even then, as F&S colleague and friend Dave Hurteau remembers in the foreword, "No Fishing" (i.e., musing) was just as important to John as fishing. While not fishing John had made time to write these Stratton columns. Missing him and his stories, readers and anglers asked for this collection, and kept asking.... So here it is: No Fishing.
Freaks, Angels, and other Anomalies
Compilation of humorous and inspirational short stories about living in rural America.
If Turkeys Had Lips
Oh, if only turkeys had lips! Could they whistle? Could they sing when they fly? Why does it even matter? Life itself is full of unanswered questions, and in this book, the author takes the reader on a journey through his own quirky life, from birth to retirement, on a relentless quest to understand his past and come to grips with his most unfortunate decisions.
Saschaisms 2016
Sascha has a diagnosis on the autism spectrum. Book #3 of his wisdom and humor.
Saschaisms 2015
Saschaisms is the name we use to refer to our son's observations. He has a diagnosis on the autism spectrum - his observations can be thought provoking, interesting and often just plain funny.
Over My Shoulder
The many creative adventures of feature writer, photojournalist and columnist Ann Murphy Robson have always been blessed by what she calls her "Irish luck and pluck." These wildly witty and contemplative tales offer zesty, bite-sized portions of the trials and tribulations of our daily experience-always served up with a tasty side order of Ann's signature subversive humor. Ann is also author of "Hand to Hand," a guidebook to caregiving for the elderly. This is her first collection of creative nonfiction.
Joan of Arc
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Manalive
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Tom Swift and His Submarine Boat
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Yet More Wit and Wisdom of an Ordinary Subject
A further compilation of letters, travel tips and other correspondence, sent to newspapers and a variety of other publications - cigars to cucumbers, politics to philately. "A delightful mix of witty, whimsical, perceptive, serious, and downright hilarious." Martin Johnson, Sunday Times sports columnist.
More Wit and Wisdom of an Ordinary Subject
A compilation of further letters, and travel tips, published and unpublished, sent to UK national newspapers and a variety of other publications - mojo to mojito, NHS to HS2, Somerset floods to Yorkshire civility. "I salute a fellow practitioner in the epistolary arts." Lord Lexden
Saschaisms
My son is diagnosed on the autism spectrum. His observations of social situations are sometimes very funny and other times very profound.
