As I Live
This book gives an insight into the hilarious antics of some elderly folk in a residential home. It has to be understood that none of the characters exist and the write is very 'Tongue in Cheek', with no intention of portraying what goes on in this book as intending to portray reality. This write is reality gone mad and derived from the author's imagination. In this book the reader will meet such characters as the formidable Mrs. Anderson, Humpy-Jack and Jim-Jams, elderly folk whom represent those that Doctors and Nursing Staff would not care to meet, they are the lost souls of St. Trinians and the residential home is where they are placed, to continue a life of mayhem. Ron S King.
Cheesy Wotsits and the History of Western Philosophy
"Jean-Paul Sartre had eyes that looked in different directions, so you never really knew in which direction he was philosophising." This book is about nothing. In mathematics there's only one way for nothing to exist, but there are an infinite number of ways for there to be something. So "something" is therefore more stable than "nothing". Which means that the more cluttered the universe is, the more stable it becomes. Does this mean that clutter is good? Brian Luff sets out to prove that it does. Along the way he walks us through a card-carrying Philistine's view of Western philosophy. There'll also be football, internet dating, yoghurt- making and hundreds of bags of low fat cheese puffs. Plus, how do you play the game of Pogs, and what constitutes the perfect piece of toast? If all this sounds a bit complicated, don't worry, he dumbs it down quite a lot. Cheesy Wotsits and the History of Western Philosophy will change your life for at least ten minutes.
Sexz Abc'z
Learning can be fun for all ages. Having a passion for learning, laughter, and love. I think this book engulf all three. Late nights and early mornings with my husband of six years; allowed me to open my mind up when it came to my writing. If Dr. Seuss met Hugh Hefner this would be their masterpiece. So sit back learn some new words or phrases. Laugh at the stories, and Love living in the moment.
Floozy Comes Back
Humorist Stephen B. Bagley returns with a new collection of wild and wacky tales from his decidedly different life. Enjoy these stories: Spice Boy, A Tale of Two Goldfish, Tanning My Hide, Kindle the Barbarian, The Fine Art of Sighing, Pumpkin Pinterest, Mr. Manners Speaks, Much Ado About Carbs, Congress & Other Monstrous Things, Work in Your Underwear, The Terrible Truth About Women, and many, many more!
The Little Ship of Horrors
Space. The Final Frontier . . .unless it gets eaten by a houseplant.This is the voyage of a luxury space liner and a janitor named Chuck.Every day, Chuck dreams of being the captain as he sweeps up the refuse of the rich and famous flying to distant vacation planets.When he finds a small plant growing in his bucket, as lonely and neglected as he is, Chuck gives it tender loving care. As the space liner moves through the galaxy, the little green plant grows...and grows, bigger and BIGGER. Until finally, Chuck is out of space.It's the perfect sci-fi comedy for Trekkies, Stormtroopers, Galaxy Quest lovers, and armchair SpaceX travelers!
Geezer Diary
WARNINGI am the Geezer and this is my Diary. It cites the haphazard and irregular way Tom and I made the decision to move to a retirement community - and the unexpected wonderful outcome. This book chronicles our life amid several hundred other folks in the retirement community, which for prudent reasons, I'll call The Geezer Villages. People here are bright, active, highly educated, with worldwide experience. They are retired top-level military and business executives, and their equally capable spouses. Ages range from 55 to 100 and older, with most in the 80s.And you won't believe the absurd antics of this esteemed company.
Palindromes, Paraprosdokians, and Posters
A collection of Palindromes, Paraprosdokians, and Ironic Posters - Fun for People Who Almost Qualify for Mensa
The Ultimate Actuarial Joke Book
What do you call an actuary with a sense of humour? An outlier.From the author of Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor comes this collection of more than 670 jokes that only actuaries will find funny (though probably only because they have such low standards for humour).Containing the very best classic actuarial jokes, such as: How can you spot an extroverted actuary at a party? He's the one staring at someone else's shoes. As well as stacks of new jokes created especially for this book, such as: Why was the actuarial vampire fired? Because she was afraid of the stakeholders.With jokes covering actuaries and their (lack of) personality and social life. Along with jokes on pensions, insurance, finance, mortality, statistics, Excel and even accountants. By the Law of Averages, you're sure to find something that will eventually make you almost laugh.
Me and The Monkey Chronicles of the Monkey God Vol 2
Well, they couldn't leave us alone, could they? Now we have to go off to Tibet, via South Africa - don't ask - and apparently, once again the fate of the many worlds rests upon our drunken shoulders.So, strap in and prepare for a tale of cigars, booze, laughter, tears, and secret organisations bent upon shafting us, and getting in the way of our partying. The mission has been delivered, and may the gods help us, we have no option but to accept.The hills are alive!!!The everyday story of a man and the incarnate Monkey God, drinker of Jack Daniel's, smoker of cigars, dabbler in magic, bringer of entropy and lover of chaos. Conspiracy, magic, booze, guns, sexy partially dead girls, the Illuminati, bad TV, alternative history... What more could you want?
Baby Carol Anne's Wild Urban Adventure
Amanda Smith is a gorgeous career-woman who wants her daughters to follow in her super-model footsteps, but when she hires four professional photographers to take pictures of her youngest, Carol Anne, to send to top modeling agencies, the photographers end up being con-men who kidnap their daughter, and hold her for ransom, seeing how rich the Smith family is, but the kidnappers have bitten off more than they can chew and end up having to chase Carol Anne around the city, in a hilarious adventure through the streets of New York, before Miss Kristin Moore comes to Carol Anne's rescue and takes the little tyke in, after she gets lost on the subway.
The Little Fun Book of Eggs/Dinosaurs
This book is about dinosaurs' life on the earth and is written in a humorous way.
10 Things Your Mama Never Told You, But Mine Did
10 Things Your Mama Never Told You, But Mine Did is a collection of wisdom passed down to the author from her mother that has served her well and helped her overcome life challenges again and again in order to be successful, all with a sense of humor.The book is to serve the reader with "permission" to live, laugh, love and mess up. Then Repeat.
The Five Books of Limericks
"Rhonda Rosenheck has done the impossible. By using limericks and embracing their irreverent tone, she has created a biblical commentary that is truly unique. Each chapter of the Torah is distilled into its own limerick, leading the reader to reconsider the meaning of the original text, and opening avenues for interpretation that are both fun and insightful. Rhonda Rosenheck knows the Hebrew Bible, and she knows that it can stand up to the sometimes silly, sometimes snarky, but always insightful scholarship packed into each one of these interpretive jewels."-Rabbi Hillel Norry1. From chaos began the creation, Each flora and fauna its station.The water and sky, The earth they wind by, Last Adam, who had to be patient.2.How, God-knows, some processes start.Dew-mist and sweet rain played their part.Gahn Eiden's lush grown, Beasts named. Man's alone: A helpmeet for Adam seemed smart.3.Paradise. A serpent got looseAnd gave the first woman a goose."All knowing you'll be;Just eat from this tree."Eve's blamed when they're nabbed for the ruse.4.Of two brothers' gifts, one was druthered.No matter how well they were mothered, Cain did poor Abel in, And was marked for his sin.Then Adam and Eve had another.
Merry Christmas, Jackass!
Your new favorite Christmas book is FINALLY here. PSA: This is not your average festive Christmas Book. It is not filled with good tidings and cheer.
Pawsitively Purrfect Cat Jokes.
Are you searching for the funniest cat puns and jokes?Want something that is fun and safe for readers of all ages?Does the thought of passing on a good cat pun sound like a cat-astrophe? If so, then this might be the book for you!We've combined into one book all the funniest cat jokes and puns from the internet (and beyond!). These jokes are perfect for all ages - you don't need to worry about something inappropriate having been snuck in, just waiting to sink its claws into you! These jokes and puns are silly, ridiculous, and provide hours of entertainment for the entire family. They're great for long road trips, playing with others, or solo reading under the bed covers late at night. They also make a perfect gift for cat lovers and as a stocking stuffer or secret santa gift for Christmas!Best of all, the jokes are so good that they make even dog-lovers laugh! Sounds like a purrfect catch!
Funny Bones
For those who don't enjoy going to the doctor or anybody who thinks of them as stuffy, stern, and no-nonsense, Dr. David Friedman is here to set you straight! In his new book, the award-winning, #1 bestselling author of Food Sanity: How to Eat in a World of Fads and Fiction shares some much-needed laughter during these stressful times.This hilarious collection of back-to-back puns, wit, cartoons, and rib-tickling true tales spans Dr. Friedman's thirty years as a chiropractic neurologist. Laughter truly is the best medicine, and Funny Bones is the prescription you need. Each chapter will crack you up and reduce your stress, spasms, aches, and pains!
50 Happy Things To Look At When Everything Sucks
Sometimes things suck...But that's why kittens, gloppy gingerbread houses, favorite mugs, cuttlefish and other disgustingly happy things exist; to comfort us in times of...suckery. So sit back, relax, adjust your eyeballs for a rose-colored overload, and enjoy a slightly less sucky existence.
Surreal Serials
Surreal Serials riffs riveting classic cliffhanger movie serials from the 40s-50s! Taking the MST3K approach to Saturday Morning serials, we parody public domain motion pictures of Golden Age Hollywood! Starring such characters like: Blackhawk, Black Whip, Captain Africa, Captain Marvel, Captain Video, Commando Cody, Crimson Ghost, Dr. Satan, Flash Gordon, Green Hornet, Nyoka, Purple Monster, Rocket Man, Spy Smasher, and Tiger Woman! 100 Big Pages! Created by Jer Alford.
Great Little Book of Dirty Spanish Words
So, I had 5 years of Spanish in High School and College, only to learn that I really couldn't understand most of what I heard. It was only when I was introduced to the Spanish cuss words that I realized that there was more to Spanish expletives than "Ah Caramba!" From a strictly academic perspective this book will fill you in on the rich and varied vocabulary of Spanish vulgarities, but it should also help you to converse more effectively with your Hispanic friends. For those words and phrases which are only understood in a cultural context, we explain their usage and include sample sentences. As anyone who speaks more than one language knows, words don't always translate precisely. In Spanish that's particularly true of curse words. Many Spanish swear words and insults cover similar territory to their English counterparts. English speakers, on the other hand, might have a hard time understanding. Swear words. It's an art and science that can only be perfected with experience.
Back In Da' Day
Growing up Back in Da' Day, was a good time for us. We had some good days, fun days, and we had bad days, but we made it through with prayers from all around. I miss the good ole days. They're the days of old that I will always cherish and never forget. I thank God for the days when people truly cared for one another. The days when kids could just be kids and enjoy life. The days when parents still taught their children about love and respect. Respect for yourself and for your elders. I thank God for giving us the opportunity to go to school, learn, and get an education. I thank God for bringing us up in church to learn about who God is and how to lean and depend on Him. If it wasn't for me knowing who God is, I wouldn't be where I am today. I thank God for blessing me with these prayers to share with you and the generations to come. God is so good and He has always provided me with the resources and the time to write. I hope you enjoy what He has given me in this book, Back in Da' Day.As you read and reflect, I pray that our children and grandchildren will have a chance to live life like we did Back In Da' Day. I pray that everyone that picks up this book of prayers will say, "OMG! I remember my mother or father saying those words". There are some hilarious quotes and phrases and some just plain telling the truth. This is a Bible scripture that stays on my mind that I would like to share with you all, it's "If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and forgive their sin and heal their land." 2 Chronicles 7:14 New King James Version (NKJV) Let's live life like we were living Back In Da' Day, but living with much less stress and the hope of a glorious future!
Swearing Cats
20 funny and sarcastic cats saying what all cats think! They'll make you giggle and bring you hours of relaxation and coloring fun! All images are single sided to avoid bleed through. This is a great gift for cat lovers, office parties, white elephant parties and so many more occasions!
The Little Book of HP Lovecraft
Howard Phillips Lovecraft had a short life, and he died of cancer in 1936 at the age of 46. But in that relatively short time he had a significant, varied and outstanding output, and although he was not a well-known writer during the time he lived, he has since been hailed as one of the great supernatural fiction writers. Although a huge influence on many writers since his death, and now someone with significant book sales every year, Lovecraft never managed to make a living from writing during his lifetime. Lovecraft spent much time battling various physical and mental issues, but he was able to form bonds and relationships with key people in his life, some of which influenced his thinking and his work. These included his mother, grandfather, aunt, wife and famous figures from the time including Harry Houdini and Robert E Howard; comments from many are included. Lovecraft's sensitivity comes through in his writing, and this book also contains numerous quotes from his famous fictional works. Samples from his poems, letters and other writings serve to paint a full portrait of this master of his chosen genre, horror, but who also contributed significantly to science fiction and fantasy; he truly possessed outstanding talent, as celebrated inside.
F@#k The Chicken Soup
Swear all you want when working on this themed coloring book! Coloring helps release all the tension from your body so you become relaxed in just a few minutes. The secret to that is the fact it is an activity that does not require adherence to a set of rules. You can be angry when coloring but the end result is always a beautiful artwork. Color today!
Genes Skunks and Heroes
In "Genes Skunks and Heroes," Allen Hayes ponders the enormity of the question, "What has to happen for people to treat each other better?" Follow his story, as an incredible, yet plausible, series of events conspire to place him in the position to deliver an incredible gift that will shape the course of mankind. From his initial brush with mortality, Allen Hayes adopted the unsupportable belief that he would be the first person to escape the inevitability of death. A poorly founded conviction for sure, but more a matter-of-fact opinion than a fanatical obsession. A bizarre series of events combine to deliver him to the doorstep of a life altering decision. The young man is faced with a choice to knowingly put his own life in mortal peril to forever change the path of humanity for the better. The trials of his ordeal imbue him with an unparalleled perspective. His unique viewpoint provides a platform for him to consider the question; What has to happen for people to treat each other better? The difference between the enabling of a quality life and the mere duration of a lifetime, frames the internal conflict, only he can resolve.
Pranav's Pro Poems Part 2
Pranav is back with his amazing funny poems! A100 times funnier than the last book. It'll make a crying person also laugh. From boring school periods to fun holidays, there is everything here
Treasures of My Mind
This book gives the reader an opportunity to pause, reflect and capture the high/low or in between moments of his or her life, whether it's about love, family, friends, marriage, social relationships, careers, to name a few aspects of life. I've tried primarily to rely on my own understanding of life, but I don't stop there. I've benefitted from sharing in the joys, sadness and anxieties of many ordinary human beings whom I've met in my capacity as parent, teacher, professor, Sunday school teacher and community worker. Many years of active engagement in these capacities have provided me with many insights about life, and as an educator, I've taken time out to reflect on the implications obtained from other people's life experiences, as well as mine. I'm a better person, because of invited engagement in discussions pertaining to the life experiences of others.
South Toward Home
In considering the pleasures and absurdities of her native culture, Julia Reed quotes another Southern writer, Willie Morris, who said, "It's the juxtapositions that get you down here." These juxtapositions are, for Julia, the soul of the South, and in her warmhearted and funny new book, South Toward Home, she chronicles her adventures through the highs and the lows of Southern life--taking us everywhere from dive bars and the Delta Hot Tamale Festival to an impromptu shindig on a Mississippi River sandbar and a coveted seat on a Mardi Gras float. She writes about the region's music and food, its pesky critters and prodigious drinking habits, its inhabitants' penchant for making their own fun--and, crucially, their gift for laughing at themselves. With her distinctive voice and knowing eye, Julia also provides her take on the South's more embarrassing characteristics from the politics of lust and the persistence of dry counties to the "seemingly bottomless propensity for committing a whole lot of craziness in the name of the Lord." No matter what, she writes, "My fellow Southerners have brought me the greatest joy--on the page, over the airwaves, around the dinner table, at the bar or, hell, in the checkout line." South Toward Home, with a foreword by Jon Meacham, is Julia Reed's valentine to the place she knows and loves best.
More True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t
Prove you are the smartest schmuck in the room with 500 true trivia facts that sound absurd. These facts are so far-fetched some might even say that they sound like bull$#*t! Explore the wild and the wacky in this fun addition to the True Facts series. Give the gift that keeps giving to friends, family, fathers, or grads.Knowledge is power! Crush the competition at trivia night or start the most interesting conversation ever with real facts that are hard to believe. This book is loaded with mind-blowing facts that are sure to keep you wondering, "How are these even true?" while equipping you to outsmart everyone around and blow their minds. Topics include: HistoryMusicScienceEntertainmentFoodOdds and EndsPut your game face on, and prove once again that you are the real know-it-all! Gather your friends and family 'round (again!) and get ready to learn more wild and crazy trivia and facts such as: How long did the shortest war in history last?True or False? There was once a mustache strike in France.Are babies born crying with an accent?True or False? a dentist invented cotton candy.Is cheese the most widely shoplifted food in the world?Stump everyone with More True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t!
True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t
Prove you are the smartest schmuck in the room with 500 true trivia facts that sound absurd. These facts are so far-fetched some might even say that they sound like bull$#*t! Give the gift that keeps giving to friends, family, fathers, or grads.Knowledge is power! Crush the competition at trivia night, or start the most interesting conversation ever with real facts that are hard to believe. This book is loaded with mind-blowing facts that are sure to keep you wondering, "How are these even true?" while equipping you to outsmart everyone around and blow their minds. Topics include: ScienceAmerican SportsHistoryPop CultureNaturePut your game face on, and prove once and for all that you are the real know-it-all! Gather your friends and family 'round and get ready to learn some wild and crazy trivia and facts such as: True or False? A chicken once survived almost two years after having its head cut off.True or False? The dog that played Toto in The Wizard of Oz was paid a salary.How many baseballs does the MLB use every season?What state has jousting as its official sport?True or False? Most Canadians live south of Seattle.Stump everyone with True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t!
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Scarcity Bites
Brian Evans is born with a special gift. The priceless endowment comes for free. Soon he enters a world dominated by scarcity. The future politician is introduced to the unyielding economic forces of supply and demand. The inexorable powers, facilitated by a scarcity shaped world, are center stage in this humorous economics oriented parable. Brian learns the painful lesson that scarcity is everywhere. The influence of scarceness cannot be circumvented, at least not in the long run. Then again, everyone knows what economists and non-economists alike say about the long run.
Bonaparte's Wedding
In the early years of Kazakhstan's independence, a village is getting ready to celebrate a wedding - until a shameful secret about the groom is brought to light. As the groom's hapless parents and sharp-tongued relatives try to save face, all hell breaks loose. With cameos from a spiky village elder, a concussed poet, a TV hypnotist and someone who may or may not be a doctor, Dulat Issabekov's play Bonaparte's Wedding is a caustic and entertaining look at how Kazakhs tried to reclaim their customs and politics at the end of the Soviet era.
Rendition II
The second of two collections of short stories and humorous outtakes on life. Sometimes sad, sometimes scary, but always readable and entertaining. Nothing to interpret and no "secret" messages, jut good reading!
Chronicles of Chaos
Chronicles of Chaos, Rev. Justin Criado's first book of collected writings, leads readers on a mind-bending journey of heavy metal, midnight meanderings and doom-laden dread, as the stories paint a morbid picture of a decaying world full of everyday monsters and freaks.
Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse: The Monster of Sawtooth Mountain
Adventure-seeking Mickey doesn't usually regret being Chief O'Hara's freelance detective -- but all bets are off when the Chief pitchforks Mickey and Goofy into saving Cousin Frosty's winter resort from a monster! From snowballs to cliffside falls, deadly accidents have Sawtooth Mountain in an uproar ... and if a man-eating yeti isn't responsible, who is? And "Sawtooth Mountain" is just the start! Mickey confronts mystical elves in "Pineapple Poachers"... and is forced to reform the villainous Pegleg Pete in "Mickey's Strange Mission!" A recreation of the stories' original Dell Comics color is icing on the cake. Fantagraphics' Disney Masters series unearths a treasure trove of previously unavailable comics epics in the grand Walt Disney tradition: expanding the lore of Mickey, Donald, and Scrooge, anthologizing the work of fan-favorite North American talents, and bringing you the best of the acclaimed international artists who have popularized Disney around the world. Rediscover Duckburg... and rewrite history!
Out the Window
The Citrus County Chronicle was a small county-seat weekly when Gerry Mulligan joined it in the late 1970's. Over the next 43 years, he led the charge to turn the newspaper into a seven-day daily in one of the state's fastest growing markets. Along the way he was bitten by snakes, screamed at by sheriffs, maligned by politicians and ultimately had 'poop in his shoe' from his own dog. Over four decades, he never once missed writing his weekly column. For more than 2,200 consecutive weeks he told the stories of his community. Some were funny, some were sad and a few put Mulligan in the hospital. In Out the Window, you can enjoy some of the best.
Oscarisms
Hi there! I'm Oscar!My family had such high hopes for me to become a seeing-eye dog but, unfortunately, I dropped out.Still, life is a learning adventure and I've learned lots since!And now here's my book, Oscarisms, full of my wisdom!I hope to help you find happiness and purpose in your life just as I did.
Fox Pee and Other Remedies
Marchiena Davis writes in her book light-hearted entertaining short essays through a charmingly amusing narration that explores the humor of ordinary yet meaningful personal interactions and events with an appreciative eye for the viewpoint of other people and animals involved. This is a fun and quirky look at day-to-day events delivered with a smile and insight that readers will relate to.
Catharine Furze
Catharine Furze is an unchanged, high-quality reprint of the original edition of 1893. Hansebooks is editor of the literature on different topic areas such as research and science, travel and expeditions, cooking and nutrition, medicine, and other genres. As a publisher we focus on the preservation of historical literature. Many works of historical writers and scientists are available today as antiques only. Hansebooks newly publishes these books and contributes to the preservation of literature which has become rare and historical knowledge for the future.
A Waggin' Load of Dog Tails
Guardian of 21 dogs, rescuer of more than 100 strays from the streets or forests and a volunteer at four animal shelters over his long lifetime, author Ken Green shares many hilarious, bizarre, sometimes tearful but mostly wonderful experiences with humankind's best friend. If you like dogs, you'll love this book and may find you've had many similar experiences with our four-legged pals. Richly illustrated with cartoons that some folks may enjoy coloring with crayons.
Men Ain't Sh@$
This is a fun to read book that captivates and hopefully explain the personal experiences women have with various types of men. This book is to expose the truth behind "Why some men behave the way they do". Each character will share insight into the psyche of men explained by a man. It is enlightening, it is powerful, it is controversial and brutally honest. This book will allow you to relate to the characters and compel a deeper understanding. It is about triumph, forgiveness, healing, love and reconciliation. This is a conversation piece so gather your girlfriends, open a bottle of wine and let's have an honest dialog "Why Men Ain't Sh#$".JARED OLIVER is an Author, Motivational Speaker, Teacher, Life Coach and self-described Metaphysician. His love and passion is Wellness (Soul, Mind and Body). If you heal the soul, you will renew the mind and take control of your body. He is an student of Holistic Medicine and Practices.He is the host of Podcast "The House of Shaman".
What Kids Know That Adults Have Forgot
Of all the many things that parents try to teach their children, these sentiments are among the many that those adults have now forgotten.Children know them, almost instinctively.If you are an "adult" reading this book, try to recall how it was when you were a kid and you were pretty much free to think and do as you willed.A fully illustrated book for children that adults also will love.
Higher Connections
"Higher Connections is a light-hearted read that is filled with facts and figures that is given character and brought to life by two hilarious narrators. It makes for a stereotype smashing and informative read. For curious readers or for expert Mary-Jane users, this book shines a refreshing light onto the use of holistic drugs and how adults sometimes need help getting through life in general." -Literary Titan"Higher Connections is highly entertaining and Right has a good turn of phrase backed by an engaging and self-deprecating sense of humor. Amusing in places and packed with Eric and Alexandra Right's own insights and opinions, Higher Connections is a subjective study on cannabis use in which the authors offer some personal, anecdotal evidence as to the benefits of the drug." -IndieReader"[A] loose, high-spirited book.... laugh-out-loud funny. This celebration of life with marijuana is most persuasive on stress relief and human connection." -BookLife"Higher Connections offers a lighthearted and enjoyable read for those who want to experience the positive side of life and those who are either already marijuana enthusiasts or have wondered what its benefits might be to their own lives." -Readers' Favorite"[If] you simply wish to discover a deeper and more exciting way to connect with the world around you, you will learn a lot from their detailed recommendations and stories about embarking on a trip with marijuana. Even skeptics of marijuana will turn believers when they read the book. I certainly did!" -San Francisco Book ReviewMost people go through life worrying about silly things: careers, mortgages, family strife, the size of their biceps, how many Instagram followers they have, and most importantly, fantasy football. What if there was a way to get more out of life through deeper and more meaningful connections with those you care the most about? Some people turn to religion or meditation for these connections; I turned to my one true friend, cannabis. The book summarizes my experiences with cannabis, the interesting connections I have made, the benefits to me from making these connections, what I think is happening that allows me to make these connections, and some other random and (hopefully) funny observations I have written down while high.I hope you enjoy the trip as much as I did.
The Lighter Side of Life
[faint] Praise for THE LIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE "These stories are absolutely hysterical, and the writing is top-notch. I can't tell you how much I enjoy reading them. Really, I can't. But we'll rally the fan base and alert the media!" -ANNE BRIDGES, Eigel's Fan Club President (and sole fan) "JEFF FOXWORTHY would have liked this book more than the first book had he read either of them." -Anonymous "Eigel is a prolific writer. But I was shocked he knocked my book, "How I Saved the World" off the New York Times #1 spot with this piece of ... toileture." -What JESSE WATTERS likely would have said had he read this book and it actually went to #1. "This is by far one of the best comedic books my son has ever written. But I still don't understand why so many of these stories have to have alcohol and bad words in them" -SUZANNE, Eigel's mom "I can't believe he wrote a second book! And now I'm one of the stupid chapters. He needs to get a real job... Anyone?" -MAUREEN, Eigel's wife About the Author Eigel grew up loving the likes of Lewis Grizzard and Paul Harvey and has a passion for the written word. Starting in 1996, he began writing an annual letter at Christmas to be the antithesis of the typical letters. A humorous picture, self-deprecating humor and sarcasm would be the impetus of his Christmas Epistle. Eventually the anecdotes were expounded into blog stories. After much prodding and pushing, the author refined, wrote and published those stories and many more in these first two books: Toileture Series-Book One and Toileture Series-Number Two. Look for the third in the series in late 2023. Anyone from Baby Boomer's to Millennial's, who appreciates sarcasm, will laugh out loud at the stories and often relatable life experiences.
