Mandrake the Magician: The Complete Newspaper Dailies Volume Three
Mandrake the Magician began as a daily strip on June 11, 1934, and whether Lee Falk knew it as a sophomore at the University of Illinois, he was making history. The daily strip ended after a 79-year run, and the Sunday strip, which started in 1935, ran for 68 years. Any fan of comic strips is almost certainly familiar with Falk's other creation, The Phantom, which started in 1936 and continues to this day. Mandrake the Magician whisked readers to exotic locales (often fictional amalgams of the Orient, the Middle East, India or Eastern Europe) and immersed them in extended narratives with memorable villains and a colorful support cast. The strips presented in this series of reprints feature two staple characters in addition to the master magician: Lothar and Princess Narda (princess of the mythical European kingdom Cockaigne). Lothar appears within the first few days (June 14, 1934), and Narda is introduced in Mandrake's second adventure. Narda is similar to Flash Gordon's Dale Arden: beautiful, constantly in need of rescue, and the love interest of our hero. A Prince of the Seven Nations of Africa, Lothar is Mandrake's devoted servant, friend and companion. He is, "the strongest man in the world," and decked out in a fez, shorts, and a leopard shirt. Comics historian Don Markstein commented that, "Some people say Mandrake the Magician... was comics' first superhero," and we at Hermes Press couldn't agree more. So, starting with Volume One we present the complete adventures of Mandrake the Magician This third volume of the series presents eight stories: "Mandrake in Hollywood"; "Sonny the Child Movie Star"; "Mandrake and the Haunted House" "Blozz the Chamption"; "Mandrake in Love"; "Visitors from Space"; "The Deep South"; and "Mandrake in Cockaigne."
That Little Game
This collection of the classic 1920s newspaper comic, "That Little Game," entertains with dry wit and slice-of-life humor. Bert Link pictures all aspects of poker playing and those who play it. His artistry details environment and personality. Link's contribution to newspaper comics has often been overlooked by comic historians, but comic fans can now enjoy his work once again.More comic art titles available from CoachwhipBooks.com.
How Not to Be a Basic Peasant
Hark Peasants! Let this Bard guide you on the journey to becoming a better version of your peasant self. Imagine if the Middle Ages had its own set of influencers and life coaches. Their collected wisdom would produce this very guide. Here, the ultimate Bard takes readers on a self-improvement journey--with lessons that any peasant can pick up and instantly start implementing into their lives. Examples include: How not to make a fool of thyself at the local tavern How to make a scene at a jousting tournament to stay relevant How to make your tiny home into a pleasant place to reside (spoiler: it involves sweeping out the rats) What not to wear (is chainmail in or out?) And what to do in case of a bear chase Including helpful and insightful illustrations inspired by medieval art, this handy guide will keep you become just slightly better than your peers, even if you may never achieve royalty status.
The Little Book of Michael Jordan
With six NBA championships, five MVP awards, and 14 All-Star selections, Michael Jordan's dominance on the court is unmatched. Sticking with the Chicago Bulls for 13 seasons and ending his career with the Washington Wizards, he began as as a high-flying phenomenon and quickly transformed into a global icon. Influencing millions with the iconic Air Jordan sneaker line and donating millions of dollars to organizations calling for social and educational justice, Jordan's journey is a testament to perseverance, passion, and excellence, transcending sports and inspiring millions. Explore the triumphs, challenges, and defining moments that shaped his career, from his legendary 'flu game' to his impact on culture and fashion. Packed with anecdotes, insights, and interviews, this book offers a comprehensive look at the life and legacy of one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply in awe of greatness, this book is a must-read for anyone who wants to understand the man behind the legend.
A Dumb Birds Field Guide to the Worst Birds Ever
Professional birding amateur and national bestselling author Matt Kracht has had it with these goddamn birds. His new book is a warning, a field guide to help you identify and stay away from the absolute worst birds ever to plague planet Earth. Featuring an all-new scientific scale devised by the author that proves how awful birds really are. We can all agree--birds are terrible. They're stupid and won't shut up. Featuring fifty of the absolute worst birds to fly the earth, Kracht identifies each of their most terrible qualities, details exactly why they suck, and shows you why with furious (but actually quite lovely) full-color drawings. Including all-new, all-worst fowl, such as: The absolute waste of feathers Cruddy Turdstone (Ruddy Turnstone) The utter a-hole Blank Staring-Eyes Flycrapper (Black Paradise Flycatcher) The outright loser Dowdy Woodfucker (Downy Woodpecker) And many more Even the author's previous bird takedown guides are no preparation for this hilariously harrowing collection of squawking, conceited, trash-eating, and even murderous idiots. The horror. The horror . . . LOVE BIRDS? HATE BIRDS?: For those who hate birds and for bird lovers everywhere with a sense of humor, this illustrated handbook is equal parts profane and funny, and--let's face it--true. BESTSELLING AUTHOR: Matt Kracht is the author of the bestselling Field Guide to Dumb Birds series, including The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World, and The Big Dumb Bird Journal, and (in a startling turn of enthusiasm) OMFG, BEES! ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL: This uproarious guide to all things wings includes migratory maps, tips for bird identification, musings on the avian population and classification, and more. Plus, each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. TRULY THE WORST BIRDS---A MUST-HAVE GUIDE: Even if you're familiar with the winged disasters from Matt's previous guidebook/warnings, buckle up. From the introduction: "Birds are TERRIBLE. I have spent years, YEARS, of my life studying birds. Watching them. Analyzing their behaviors. Determining their 'contributions' to the world. I am an expert, so believe me when I tell you this: Birds are horrible people. And the birds included in THIS book are, by far, the worst of the lot. Of all the shit-eating birds that I've had the misfortune to catalog over the course of my career as a scientist and professional bird critic, THESE birds take the absolute SHIT-CAKE!" GREAT GIFT FOR BIRD LOVERS: Pair with The Field Guide to Dumb Birds Sticker Book to create the perfect present for full-on bird experts and amateur birders alike. Perfect for: Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts People who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love birds but also enjoy a good laugh) Anyone looking for the ultimate coffee table book or bar-top conversation starter Gift givers seeking a fun, quirky gift for their favorite bird enthusiast or animal lover
Lymescale & Grime, Be Thankful For Small Murphies
Be Thankful For Small Murphies is the fifth book in the Lymescale & Grime series and if you didn't like any of the previous four you'll definitely hate this one. In this book our intrepid crime fighting duo take on their deadliest foe yet, a man so cunning he would make a fox blush, a weasel cry and a cat laugh. So, when the chips are down, who you gonna call? No, not Ghostbusters, Lymescale & Grime!
When a Reindeer's Gotta Go
Ever wonder what really happens behind the scenes at the North Pole? Sure, the elves are busy making toys and Santa's preparing for his midnight ride-but what about the reindeer? Well, when a reindeer's gotta go... they really gotta go! In this hilarious, slightly off-color sequel to A Year at Santa's Workshop, Donner, Rudolph, and even poor Jolly the elf find themselves in some messy situations. But with kindness, teamwork, and a little help from a Christmas mouse, the elves manage to clean up the stable-and keep the Christmas spirit alive! Packed with silly fun, laugh-out-loud mishaps, and heartwarming moments, When a Reindeer's Gotta Go is a holiday tale for anyone who loves a good giggle and a reminder that even the messiest days can end with a smile.
Dad Jokes: The Funniest Yet
A new collection of fantastically funny jokes from the Instagram sensation @DadSaysJokes THE PERFECT FATHER'S DAY GIFT The must-have joke collection from the Sunday Times bestsellers @DadSaysJokes Q: How can you tell a pig is hot? A: It's bacon. The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. Packed with jokes so bad that they're good, Dad Jokes: The Funniest Yet is the perfect gift for every occasion. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favorites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his seventh book.
Good Old-Fashioned Values
Packed tighter than Peter's pants after a clam chowder binge with the funniest quotes and most mind-blowing facts from your favorite animated show, this book is your one-stop shop to the absurdly hilarious world of Family Guy. Winner of nine Emmy awards and highly-praised for its satirical take on American culture and societal issues, Family Guy continues to resonate with audiences of all ages and consistently ranks among the highest-rated animated series on television. Join Stewie, Brian, Lois, Meg, and the whole Griffin gang as they serve up laughs faster than you can say "giggity." From Peter's classic "Freakin' sweet!" to Stewie's diabolically witty zingers, we've got enough juicy quotes and trivia to make you spit out your Quahog clam chowder. Whether you're a seasoned Quahogian or just discovering the joys of Family Guy, this book is a goldmine of quotable moments and irreverent, boundary-pushing humour that makes Family Guy the pop culture phenomenon that we can't help but love. So grab your copy, crack open a cold Pawtucket Patriot Ale (or maybe just a root beer), and get ready to laugh, cringe, and quote along with the Griffins like never before. It's gonna be freakin' epic! "I'm like a superhero, but without the super."- Peter Griffin.
They Said It
The French have an expression called l'esprit de l'escalier - the spirit of the staircase. It refers to the remark you thought of on the staircase from the room you were in, where all the witty rejoinders were flying and you stood mute and uninspired in the melee. This book should give you enough verbal ammunition to prevent such scenarios unfolding in the future. It contains the wit and wisdom of Quotable Notables, people who have espied the foibles and eccentricities of the human animal at work and play and come to some rather quirky conclusions about him/her.
Odd Guide to the Flowers of Portland
Sure, all flowers have given names, but that's only a petal in the crown of what they have to offer, to enchant us with. Odd Guide to the Flowers of Portland recognizes this and instead presents a strange and expansive compendium of our floral friends and their many quirks and colors. Organized into categories such as Variance, Parable, and Fantastic, this pocket-sized book explains the plants through odes, portraiture, montage, instructions, neologism, and field entries of all sorts. Odd Guide goes beyond mere classification to imagine what the stamens might be saying, what dreams their perfumes might induce, what potions could be made with their juices, sepals. Discover the plants' personalities through poetic and artistic descriptions, characterizations that are at turns, humorous, romantic, imaginative, and absurd. For open-minded botanists and laypeople alike, Odd Guide is sure to give you a new and surprising appreciation for the inflorescence at your ankles; to make you want to crouch down and notice, relate to, converse with, and bloom accordingly. All field entries written, illustrated, and/or photographed by members of Buckman Publishing's team: Edy Guy, Ellen Robinette, Emmi Greer, Rich Perin, and Kristine Corey.
Grimm and Grimmer
This collection of fourteen reimagined Grimm's fairy tales from award-winning author Mark Russell offers a biting new perspective while proving the classics never go out of style. In the two hundred years since Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm first published their collection of fairy tales, things haven't gotten any less--ahem--grim. So tuck yourself in with some of the classic bedtime stories, retold by award-winning author Mark Russell. Grimm and Grimmer offers fourteen of the Brothers Grimm's finest stories--a mix of well-known tales including "Rapunzel" and "Cinderella," and ones you might not know, like "The Boy Who Didn't Know Fear"--reconceived for a twenty-first century while staying true to their roots At times both laugh-out-loud funny and darker than a wicked stepmother's heart, this captivating collection captures all the absurdities and anxieties of the world just outside our windows.
If Hotdogs Could Talk
What if hotdogs could talk? What stupid things would they say?Brace yourself for If Hotdogs Could Talk, the hilariously unhinged first-person narrative of a self-aware hotdog trying to make sense of a world that refuses to take him seriously. From the existential crisis of being labeled a sandwich to uncovering the sinister "Ketchup Conspiracy," this book serves up bite-sized satire on life, identity, conspiracy theories, overachievers, barbecue philosophers, midlife crises, and the relentless absurdity of human behavior-all through the perspective of a talking wiener with a chip on his bun.Meet the cast of characters: The Paranoid Hotdog - convinced Big Mustard is silencing ketchup.The Existential Wiener - questioning whether he's a sandwich, a taco, or something more.The Marathon Maniac - trying (and failing) to understand why humans voluntarily run for fun.The Overachieving Wiener - grinding 24/7, optimizing his productivity, and burning out in the process.The Footlong in Crisis - realizing he's not actually a footlong and spiraling into denial.The Barbecue Philosopher - a backyard grill master who thinks lighter fluid is the key to wisdom.The Relish Rebellion - a group of eco-extremist condiments convinced the world is overpopulated.The Sausage Ancestry Test - uncovering the unsettling truth about his "blended" meat lineage.The Hotdog Who Wanted to Be a Taco - trying to be "sexy" but stuck in the friend zone of food.The Vegan Hotdog Imposter - a plant-based fraud lurking at the cookout.With razor-sharp wit and an unapologetically satirical bite, If Hotdogs Could Talk is the perfect read for anyone who loves food, philosophy, and poking fun at life's ridiculous contradictions. Packed with conspiracy theories, social commentary, and the ultimate truth about what it means to be a hotdog, this book dares to ask the questions no one else will-because frankly, someone had to.So grab a drink, fire up the grill, and get ready for the funniest, weirdest, and most thought-provoking conversation you'll ever have with a sausage.
Chicken Soup for the Soul: Laughter's Always the Best Medicine
Storytelling at its funniest! And a much-needed reminder that no matter what ails you, laughter is ALWAYS the best medicine. If laughter is the best medicine, this book is your prescription. Turn off the news, shut down the social media, and spend a few days ignoring current events. Instead, return to the basics-- humanity's ability to laugh at itself. We've gathered one hundred great writers to share the mishaps and misadventures of everyday life. There's no holding back, so prepare for lots of good clean (and not so clean) fun in these true, personal anecdotes. Read about domestic disasters, words that came out wrong, mistaken identity, wedding snafus, technology trauma, the honesty of kids, family foibles, wardrobe malfunctions, pranks and capers, animal antics, and so much more. No one is safe in these pages--from family members to friends and colleagues--experiencing those most embarrassing, ridiculous, and surprising moments that afflict us all from time to time! Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.
Unhinged: A Parody
The perfect parody Christmas gift book for that selfish egomaniac in your life - written by Ian Martin, writer for The Thick of It and Veep 'Laughed so much I nearly forgot the last eight years!' Otto English'Ian Martin has produced a traumatically funny book that takes its place in the noble and historic pantheon of British political satire.' The New European'From the pen of the genius Ian Martin - I cannot tell you how f***king funny it is' John Niven______ Boris Johnson has been a towering figure for decades in the worlds of politics, journalism and personal scandal. Somehow, he always bounces back. How does he do it? And how might we mere mortals elevate our piffling lives to the same levels of greatness? Learn how to be more like Boris in this parody companion to Johnson's own account of the last few years. Inside you'll find easy-to-recreate social gambits, life rules and some great excuses that'll get you out of all sorts of tricky situations. Plus, learn how to: - Trivialise everything with buffoonery- Rebuild reality using various self-centred techniques- Smash everything to pieces. Then try to fix it. And then smash it again. . . LET US ALL BE MORE BORIS!
The Good the Spam and the Ugly
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:38:09 +0000 (GMT) Subject: CONFIDENTIAL. . . To: honbarrsedd4za@yahoo.co.in PROPOSAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE Dear Sir: I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. I am a high placed official with the Department of Finance Affairs in Lagos, Nigeria. I and two other colleagues are in need of a silent foreign partner whose bank account we can use to transfer the sum of $18,000,000. This are monies left by a barrister who died tragically in a plane crash last year. . . Sound familiar? Congratulations. You have been selected to become a mugu, an expression African con artists use to describe the targets of their e-mail scams. But they drew a bead on the wrong guy when they started spamming Steve H. Graham. Like many Internet users, Graham eventually got tired of receiving mugu mail and decided to fire back at his wannabe swindlers. Armed with a scathing sense of humor, Graham quickly turned the tables on his tormenters--with side-splittingly hilarious results. Whether he's referring to his fictional lawyer Biff Wellington, complaining about the injury he received while milking a lactating sloth, or offering the Preparation H helpline as his phone number, Graham--using aliases such as Wile E. Coyote, Barney Rubble, and Herman Munster--offers proof that spamming the spammers is the best revenge. Steve H. Graham is a retired attorney. Since childhood, he has been fighting for truth, justice, and free movie passes. For each copy sold of this book, he will donate 100 percent of the proceeds to himself. He is also the author of the cookbook Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man. He lives in Miami.
Sex & Bowls & Rock and Roll
The story of a man who gives up the rock 'n' roll dream... to play bowls.Alex Marsh wanted to be a rock star - but it didn't work out. Instead he toiled away in the big city - only to give up his career, move to rural Norfolk, and become a househusband.But he isn't a very good one. Whilst his pride won't let him admit it, he struggles with the cooking, the housework and the isolation. He hires a cleaner without telling his wife, his repertoire of baked potatoes exhausts quickly. He becomes hooked on daytime television and computer solitaire. He is in danger of becoming weird.So he takes up bowls.In Sex & Bowls & Rock and Roll we follow a season in the life of the village bowls team, a group of amateur sportsmen and mild eccentrics. In doing so we see this unfashionable pastime in a whole new light, and very funny it is too.But Alex hasn't quite given up on his dreams of rock stardom. Discovering that some of his mates down the pub are a bit handy with bass and drums he makes one final stab at being in a band, with an eagerly awaited local gig. It is a complete disaster.Join Alex has he comes to terms with life as a domestic disappointment, attempts to learn the fine art of bowls and finally realises that supporting the Sultans Of Ping at the Pink Toothbrush in Rayleigh really was the highpoint of his musical career.Sex & Bowls & Rock and Roll is a hilarious account of the life of a genuinely modern man. Everyone will recognise themselves (or their husbands) and you will be hard pressed not to laugh out loud.
The Uncommercial Traveller
""The Uncommercial Traveller"" is a remarkable collection by Charles Dickens, featuring a series of previously published pieces from his journal, ""All the Year Round."" The narrative follows the Uncommercial Traveller as he journeys from Great Britain through Europe and into America. Dickens infuses the work with his characteristic humor, even while addressing the harsh realities faced by people in the mid-19th century. The essays provide keen insights into various social issues, exploring the conditions in Workhouses and the bustling docks of Liverpool and London, while shedding light on the struggles of individuals striving to survive. Dickens's sharp observations and deep empathy for the underprivileged are evident throughout, blending lightheartedness with moments of genuine poignancy. Ultimately, ""The Uncommercial Traveller"" is a collection that is highly recommended, showcasing Dickens's literary brilliance and his ability to vividly portray the diverse experiences of Victorian life, making it a significant contribution to his body of work.
Don't Panic!
Don't Panic! is a science fiction novel that begins with the sudden arrival of extraterrestrial beings on Earth, sparking widespread panic and chaos. As the aliens make their presence known, humanity is forced to confront the terrifying unknown. The narrative explores the reactions of government agencies, military forces, and the public as they grapple with the implications of an extraterrestrial invasion. Amid the turmoil, the protagonist struggles with personal fear and disbelief while the world around him descends into crisis. The military works to understand the invaders' motives, while the public reacts with hysteria, unsure whether the aliens are hostile or not. As the invasion progresses and the situation grows dire, the human race faces the breakdown of social order and the challenge of adapting to a new reality. Don't Panic! delves into themes of human resilience, societal collapse, and the struggle to survive in the face of an overwhelming, incomprehensible threat.
Lonely Planet Toilets of the World
Even life's simplest moments deserve a breathtaking backdrop... Discover 100 lavish lavatories and outstanding outhouses that offer a window to our world. Who knew the loo could offer such a view? From Tokyo's transparent public toilets to the sand-swept privy in the Namib desert; Abraham Lincoln's 1850's outhouse to a barren bog on Bolivia's Altiplano; it's time to see more of our amazing planet from the 'best' seat in the house.Inside Toilets of the World: 100 weird and wonderful toilets around the world Features fun illustrations, photos and entertaining descriptions for every 'throne'Divided into chapters by continent with every toilet marked on one of five mapsIncludes a timeline of historic bogs from 3000 BCE in Asia's Indus Valley to today's high-tech toilets in JapanLists of must-visit, famous, extreme and contemporary loosWritten by Patrick Kinsella: author, editor, photographer and journalist who specialises in scribbling stories about walking. And toilets... Compact and colourful this cornucopia of commodes is a must-buy for anyone who can find beauty in the most unexpected of places.
School of Scum Presents: Math Class
From TikTok sensation Jaydaddy comes a raunchy book of brain-busters sure to shake up any day (while keeping the mind sharp, of course)! Welcome to class! I am your math teacher, Mr. Peters! I know the first day of school can be a bit intimidating, so I'm here to help! Over the summer, I put together this math workbook so you can fully prepare for our final exam by the end of the year. Traditional math prompts are boring, snooze fests, but not mine! My "laugh out loud" math prompts keep you on the edge of your seat, always wanting to read more! You know, I've considered myself a comedian from time to time. Sometimes I think I chose the wrong career path. I could be on stage making people laugh for a living, but here I am teaching you f**king degenerates. If you're asking yourself why the school board approved this book, they didn't, so we're going to have to keep this our little secret. These math prompts will give your grandmother a heart attack, your father cancer, and your mother gonorrhea. Show this book to no one outside of this class! Make sure to study with your fellow classmates. Feel free to write in it, draw in it, throw it in a bonfire, do whatever the f**k you want with it! Just don't come to my class unprepared or you'll never see the inside of a college. Make sure to check out the cheat sheet on the last pages to see if you passed or failed. Enjoy challenging your brain and your morals. Good luck!
The Sunny Side
"The Sunny Side" by A. A. Milne is a collection of humorous essays that showcases the author's distinctive wit and social commentary. Published in the early 20th century, this book offers a lighthearted exploration of various aspects of British life through Milne's satirical lens. Known for his playful and engaging style, Milne provides reflections on everyday topics with a blend of humor and insight. The essays capture the essence of British society during the period, using satire to comment on social norms and behaviors. "The Sunny Side" is a testament to Milne's ability to blend humor with thoughtful observation, creating a reading experience that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. The book reflects Milne's talent for capturing the subtleties of human nature and society, making it a charming and enduring piece of British literature.
