School of Scum Presents: Math Class
From TikTok sensation Jaydaddy comes a raunchy book of brain-busters sure to shake up any day (while keeping the mind sharp, of course)! Welcome to class! I am your math teacher, Mr. Peters! I know the first day of school can be a bit intimidating, so I'm here to help! Over the summer, I put together this math workbook so you can fully prepare for our final exam by the end of the year. Traditional math prompts are boring, snooze fests, but not mine! My "laugh out loud" math prompts keep you on the edge of your seat, always wanting to read more! You know, I've considered myself a comedian from time to time. Sometimes I think I chose the wrong career path. I could be on stage making people laugh for a living, but here I am teaching you f**king degenerates. If you're asking yourself why the school board approved this book, they didn't, so we're going to have to keep this our little secret. These math prompts will give your grandmother a heart attack, your father cancer, and your mother gonorrhea. Show this book to no one outside of this class! Make sure to study with your fellow classmates. Feel free to write in it, draw in it, throw it in a bonfire, do whatever the f**k you want with it! Just don't come to my class unprepared or you'll never see the inside of a college. Make sure to check out the cheat sheet on the last pages to see if you passed or failed. Enjoy challenging your brain and your morals. Good luck!
Lonely Planet Toilets of the World
Even life's simplest moments deserve a breathtaking backdrop... Discover 100 lavish lavatories and outstanding outhouses that offer a window to our world. Who knew the loo could offer such a view? From Tokyo's transparent public toilets to the sand-swept privy in the Namib desert; Abraham Lincoln's 1850's outhouse to a barren bog on Bolivia's Altiplano; it's time to see more of our amazing planet from the 'best' seat in the house.Inside Toilets of the World: 100 weird and wonderful toilets around the world Features fun illustrations, photos and entertaining descriptions for every 'throne'Divided into chapters by continent with every toilet marked on one of five mapsIncludes a timeline of historic bogs from 3000 BCE in Asia's Indus Valley to today's high-tech toilets in JapanLists of must-visit, famous, extreme and contemporary loosWritten by Patrick Kinsella: author, editor, photographer and journalist who specialises in scribbling stories about walking. And toilets... Compact and colourful this cornucopia of commodes is a must-buy for anyone who can find beauty in the most unexpected of places.
Putt-Erly Hilarious Golf Jokes for Dads
The perfect gift for dads, grandpas, special someones, and golfers galore! Packed with the goofiest, funniest, and most pun-tastic jokes, Putt-erly Hilarious Golf Jokes for Dads is a hole-in-one for anyone who can't get enough of the fairway. From zippy one-liners to side-splitting knock-knocks, these jokes will have golf fanatics rolling on the green, no matter if they make a birdie or a bogey. With jokes as versatile as your favorite club, it's the perfect way to tee off a great day or unwind after a round. This book provides an endless fairway of jokes, including: Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one. How do pro golfers stay cool during a game? They stand next to the fans. Where do golfers go on Saturday nights? Out clubbing! This joke book makes an excellent gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because. Its compact size is perfect for slipping into a golf bag, so dads can share a laugh with their buddies between swings. Whether you're looking to improve your dad's joke game, celebrate his love for golf, or simply share a smile, this book is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Make every day feel like a day on the green with this must-have gift for the golf-obsessed dad in your life. Get ready to laugh your putt off!
Pearls Gets Plastered
Enjoy months of side-splitting laughter with the daily misadventures of Rat, Pig, Zebra and Goat! This collection of the beloved Pearls Before Swine comic strip features 18 months of strips from 2022-2024, complete with reflections, personal stories, and strip-by-strip commentary by award-winning cartoonist and USA TODAY bestselling author Stephan Pastis. For over two decades Pearls Before Swine has offered some of the funniest and most thought-provoking observations about the world, blowing the whistle on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. Cartoonist Stephan Pastis continues to entertain with sharp, witty humor and endearing characters. This collection is a treasure trove of laughs, featuring behind-the-scenes notes on every comic strip, personal stories and photographs, and thoughtful reflections on the last few years. If you're a fan of Pearls Before Swine, this book is a must-have for your collection.
Hot Victorians
'A delicious sepia wet dream of a book that had me drooling, swiping right and wanting to buy a time machine' - Alan Carr 'What a treat!' - Dawn French 'This book is brilliant fun - capturing the debonair dandyism and sophisticated enigma of some very ruttable gentleman of the time' - Dita Von Teese (Burlesque Queen) Feast your eyes upon the most gentlemanly brows, chiselled jawlines and tightest abs of the Victorian era. Authored by the hugely popular 'Hot Victorians' Instagram account, this book is a brazen celebration of the finest men from the Victorian and Edwardian eras. From a show-off strongman, a hot felon and a daguerreotype dandy to a Swedish sailor and Harvard's first Black graduate, there is a chap for everyone. Divided into chapters such as Hot Dads, Original Hipsters, Jocks and Sexy Nerds, each entry includes a swoon-worthy picture and a dating profile about the man. Among them, meet our cover star Arthur Shidler, dishy doctor and family man from Illinois, or how about the physician responsible for the identification of the bubonic plague parasite - is it really justified that such an ugly bacteria is named after a man so beautiful!? Each entry also includes a hilarious response to one of the prompts you might find on the dating apps, bringing these gents right into the 21st century. Although they may be dead, for these 70+ perfect gents, chivalry is far from it.
You Can't Have It All
THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER From New York Times bestselling author, OG Vanderpump Rules star, and host of the successful podcast Stassi, a "raw, relatable...brutally funny" (Bustle) guide to rethinking the girlboss life, taking the pressure off, and the lessons Stassi Schroeder's learned since becoming a mom of two. Before she wrote Off with My Head, a book about hitting what felt like rock bottom, Stassi Schroeder was writing an entirely different story: a basic bitch's guide on how to be a--wait for it--"girlboss." But then 2020 came along and after a global pandemic, losing her job, becoming a mom, and getting married, suddenly, being a girlboss wasn't the vibe. Instead of giving up, Stassi grew and learned from her mistakes (you know, just standard evolution). After two and a half years in limbo, Stassi was ready to launch her career again. She'd come a long way from that temperamental "Season One Stassi." She'd gained a new perspective on what she wants out of life: to carve a path for herself, on her terms. The thing is, all this pressure to "have it all" while girlbossing it up...it's exhausting, and Stassi isn't sure it's the ticket to happiness that we all thought it was. That's truly what this book is about: the desire for joy, and accepting that you may not be the "perfect" parent/partner/friend/human--and that's okay! Instead of letting mom guilt or work guilt get her down, Stassi encourages us all to take the pressure off, give ourselves grace, and lean into the things that bring us happiness. And if you need a little sauvignon blanc or Aperol spritz to get you through the tough days...cheers!
Around the World in 80 Record Stores: Updated Edition
DISCOVER the BEST places on the planet to buy records--Marcus Barnes's updated guide is a MUST-READ for all vinyl lovers, crate diggers, and music fans. Looking for the best place in Europe to buy electronic music? Want to get lost in the racks of the world's biggest independent record store? Are you constantly in search of the undiscovered, the original, the cult, the lost classics? Around the World in 80 Record Stores offers a unique look at where music lovers need to go to feed their addiction for new records. Boasting a truly global outlook--featuring stores everywhere from Iceland and India to the coolest cities in Europe, the US, and the UK, plus the mecca for crate diggers that is Japan--each entry includes plenty of interesting details about the record store, including the music genres sold, the store's opening date, and facts about its history and quirks. Showcasing the best places to buy house, indie, jazz, rock, hip-hop, afrobeat, and everything in between, this is an essential companion for all record junkies.
A Load of Old Balls
The most improbable, fascinating and endlessly entertaining sporting facts and stories, from prehistory to the present day.Did you know that Henry VIII owned the first pair of football boots? Or that David Attenborough is responsible for yellow tennis balls? A Load of Old Balls is the curious story of us and sport. It's about our mind-blowingly determined attempts to be the fastest, the strongest, the most skillful. In this endlessly entertaining tale of play and belonging, astonishing violence and jaw-dropping cheating, we learn what led ancient Egyptian athletes to have their spleens removed and discover why Michael Palin was disqualified from a conker tournament. Crossing millennia, continents and cultures, Harkin and Ptaszynski - the brainy researchers for BBC's QI and co-hosts of No Such Thing As A Fish - show us sport as we've never seen it before. "The trivia book of the season . . . magnificent." SPECTATOR** Published in hardback as Everything to Play For.
Two Old Fools Fair Dinkum
*New York Times bestselling author*Life is good. The grandchildren are thriving despite swallowing magnets and sticking crayons up their noses. Joe and Vicky plan a road trip with their dog, Lola. However, after disturbing dingoes, entering zombie zones and breaking the law, they learn life on the road is rarely relaxing.Meanwhile, farmers anxiously watch their fields turn brown as a terrible drought grips Australia. Even worse, bushfire season arrives early, and flames rage across the land.Will love and laughter be enough to keep the Two Old Fools and their family safe from harm?Fans of James Herriott, Gerald Durrell and Bill Bryson will enjoy this memoir from New York Times bestselling author, Victoria Twead.Book 7 of the Old Fools series, with photos and recipes.
Two Old Fools Fair Dinkum - LARGE PRINT
*New York Times bestselling author*Life is good. The grandchildren are thriving despite swallowing magnets and sticking crayons up their noses. Joe and Vicky plan a road trip with their dog, Lola. However, after disturbing dingoes, entering zombie zones and breaking the law, they learn life on the road is rarely relaxing.Meanwhile, farmers anxiously watch their fields turn brown as a terrible drought grips Australia. Even worse, bushfire season arrives early, and flames rage across the land.Will love and laughter be enough to keep the Two Old Fools and their family safe from harm?Fans of James Herriott, Gerald Durrell and Bill Bryson will enjoy this memoir from New York Times bestselling author, Victoria Twead.Book 7 of the Old Fools series, with photos and recipes.
Two Old Fools Fair Dinkum - LARGE PRINT
*New York Times bestselling author*Life is good. The grandchildren are thriving despite swallowing magnets and sticking crayons up their noses. Joe and Vicky plan a road trip with their dog, Lola. However, after disturbing dingoes, entering zombie zones and breaking the law, they learn life on the road is rarely relaxing.Meanwhile, farmers anxiously watch their fields turn brown as a terrible drought grips Australia. Even worse, bushfire season arrives early, and flames rage across the land.Will love and laughter be enough to keep the Two Old Fools and their family safe from harm?Fans of James Herriott, Gerald Durrell and Bill Bryson will enjoy this memoir from New York Times bestselling author, Victoria Twead.Book 7 of the Old Fools series, with photos and recipes.
The Woes of Weasley
Meet Weasley, a neurotic ginger cat with a knack for overthinking-whether it's performing in front of an audience or facing the looming threat of a sinister cat door. In this hilarious diary-style book, Weasley chronicles his daily misadventures in Diamond Harbour, navigating life's quirks while taking cues from the local community Facebook group. Forever guilty about his part in an accident that changed his owner's life, Weasley finds solace in his feline friends: Ron, his mischievous sidekick; Squeak, a well-proportioned intellectual with a musical ear and an eye for correct grammar; and Serafina Pekkala, a fiercely passionate wannabe political leader. Together, they navigate a bizarre local political scene led by the well-meaning but often misguided Serafina. The group forms their own satirical party, parodying real-world events with absurd policies and hilarious results.The Woes of Weasley: The Diary of an Orange Cat is a clever satire that blends feline antics with sharp social commentary. Weasley, still grappling with guilt, seeks comfort in his quirky companions as he stumbles through everything from online dating to environmental activism. From discovering the joys of catnip to the chaos of the COVID pandemic, his journey is one of self-acceptance, identity, and belonging.Told through Weasley's eyes, this book offers both humour and reflection on the true meaning of friendship, identity, and home.
Zen and the Art of Sarcasm. A Stress Relief and Funny Adult Coloring Book
Bazinga!
Nearly fourteen billion years after the universe began, The Big Bang Theory became a pop culture explosion. Created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, this endlessly quotable and brilliantly funny show turned nerd culture into prime-time gold, and even after its 2019 finale, it remains a streaming favourite. From the hapless Howard and romantically terrified Raj to lovesick Leonard and the supremely intellectual (but socially awkward) Sheldon, these lovable characters kept audiences laughing for 12 seasons, proving that science and social awkwardness can be hilariously relatable. With star cameos and pop culture references galore, The Big Bang Theory became one of the biggest shows in the world, spawning spin-offs and cementing itself in TV history as one of the most bingeable comedies ever made. This Little Guide to The Big Bang Theory is packed with iconic quotes, trivia, and behind-the-scenes facts, celebrating everything that made the show brilliant. Whether rewatching or discovering it anew, this tiny tome is your ultimate companion for all things Big Bang. Bazinga!
Who Gives a Focal?
A humorous exploration of Irish contributions to the English language, from scientific terms to quirky phrases, with plenty of Irishisms.We Irish have enriched the English language with a slew of snazzy gems. Did you know we're the ones behind quarks , electrons and vectors , Sudocrem and Wellington boots? No surprise that we invented begrudgery , but croquet and Wunderkind were us too! So if some yahoo is getting on your nerves , don't box him in the gob - hit him with Irishisms galore , and you'll soon put the kibosh on his shaninagans . Y' dig ?Written and illustrated by Colin Murphy and Donal O'Dea, the craggy old blokes behind the bestselling Feckin' Collection and Stuff Irish People Love.
One for the Girlos
A humorous and candid guide exploring the wild world of female friendships, offering relatable anecdotes and survival tips.Laugh, cringe and nod along with Enya Martin in her funny and disarmingly honest look at friendship. This tongue-in-cheek manual dives headfirst into the complexities of female friendships, offering relatable anecdotes and sage advice for managing every possible scenario. From hen parties to Whats-app groups this book is your survival guide to the wild world of friendship, with a massive dose of humour on the side. Prepare to see your friends, and perhaps even yourself, in these pages. Perfect for anyone who's ever had a 'BFF', 'frenemy', or been part of a group chat. A hilariously refreshing take on the joy, chaos, and unexpected surprises of being a woman amidst the whirlpool of friendships. Laughter guaranteed!
That's a Great Question, I'd Love to Tell You
New York Times Bestseller! Writer, comedian, and content creator Elyse Myers gets real about life's awkward moments in her bold, funny, and unfiltered debut bookElyse Myers is known to her twelve million followers as "The Internet's Best Friend," sharing her relatable stories and comedic sketches and serving as an advocate for topics such as neurodivergence, impostor syndrome, body image, and more. Whether she's making people laugh with tales of disastrous dates or giving a voice to that awkward internal monologue many of us have, she has three simple goals behind everything she makes: To make people feel known, loved, and like they belong.In That's a Great Question, I'd Love to Tell You, Elyse delivers a debut collection of deeply personal stories and hand-drawn illustrations, offering even more intimate reflections beyond what fans have seen on her social media, including: Spending 7 Minutes in Heaven accidentally friend-zoning her crushHow Lucy, the Magic 8 Ball keychain, changed her life by accidentMoving from California to Australia to Texas to Nebraska to like (maybe even love!) herselfHow to Fold Hospital Corners in 10 EASY STEPS!--a practical guide and a rumination about...everythingThe "meat cute" when she met her smoke show of a husband at a butcher's counter in Australia--and how she revealed herself to be an emotional runnerPlus, tales involving bad dates and is-this-a-dates; the tempting yet futile urge to reinvent yourself, panic attacks and escape hatches, and favorite pens and systems to use them, all while loving and letting yourself be loved, preferably at the same time.
Mommy Loves Wine
This humorous board book is perfect for moms who enjoy kicking back with a glass of wine at the end of a busy day. More than anyone else, Mom needs her "me time," and that often means a glass of wine at the end of a hectic day. Mommy Loves Wine is a lighthearted board book for moms that includes rhyming text and whimsical illustrations, perfect for inducing a much-needed sense of calm and relaxation. Author and illustrator Mike Lukaszewicz's unique take on wine and motherhood is sure to bring a smile to every mom's face.
One in a Millennial
INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERNATIONAL BESTSELLERFrom pop culture podcaster and a voice of a generation, Kate Kennedy, a celebration of the millennial zeitgeistOne in a Millennial is an exploration of pop culture, nostalgia, the millennial zeitgeist, and the life lessons learned (for better and for worse) from coming of age as a member of a much-maligned generation. Kate is a pop culture commentator and host of the popular millennial-focused podcast Be There in Five. Part-funny, part-serious, Kate navigates the complicated nature of celebrating and criticizing the culture that shaped her as a woman, while arguing that great depths can come from surface-level interests. With her trademark style and vulnerability, One in a Millennial is sharp, hilarious, and heartwarming all at once. She tackles AOL Instant Messenger, purity culture, American Girl Dolls, going out tops, Spice Girl feminism, her feelings about millennial motherhood, and more. Kate's laugh-out-loud asides and keen observations will have you nodding your head and maybe even tearing up.
The Encyclopedia of Misunderstood Imaginary Monsters
We, the Misunderstood, believe it's finally time to step out of the shadows and be recognized for who we are.We're imaginary monsters, and for good or for bad, there is always an army of us helping you to navigate your day.Because people confuse what we do with natural occurrences, we rarely get credit for our hard work. What everyone believes to be the noises they hear in the dead of night they've always attributed to the house settling or air in the radiator is actually our many unseen hands working overtime. Even though we are grossly overworked and underpaid, we still hide your keys, steal your socks, and sleep under your child's bed as a public service.Imaginary monsters are a proud bunch, and we're tired of being anonymous. We all have names, designated areas, and specialized jobs, many requiring at least a four-yeardegree. We only hide because we're more afraid of you than you are of us. And if you looked like us, you'd hide in dark places, too.Sometimes, we may be mischievous, but we've never harmed a soul.All we ask is that you have the courtesy of addressing us by name and recognize us for our role in your daily lives. And please keep the screaming to a minimum. Afterall, we get scared, too.People and imaginary monsters need to coexist peacefully. And you never know; someday, you might even grow to like us.
Peeps(r) You're So Sweet
Show friends and family how much they mean to you with this officially licensed PEEPS(R) fill-in-the-blank book inspired by the #1 Easter candy and everyone's favorite marshmallow treat. Let your favorite pal know they're the best with this unique and customizable friendship-inspired, fill-in-the-blank book full of sweet and silly expressions of affection and appreciation. Each fun prompt is accompanied by a vibrant, full-color illustration of the iconic PEEPS(R) Chick and Bunny. Once completed, it becomes a personalized gift for your favorite V-I-Peep to cherish for years to come. You make me want to hop up and down when you _____ You make me feel all warm and fuzzy when _____ Nothing's sweeter than the way you _____ We were two of the biggest party PEEPS(R) that time we _____
Bean the Coffee Fairy
In a world where fairies play with the young, Bean's mission is different, his song unsung. A coffee fairy, sprightly and keen, Bringing joy to adults, like you've never seen.He doesn't just sprinkle his magic dust, He brews cups of coffee, full of trust. With whimsy and heart in every flavor, Bean's quest is to be the best coffee savior.Join Bean on his journey, spreading cheer, With each cup of coffee, he's drawing near. A dash of humor, a sprinkle of glee, Bean's magic is just what you need, you'll see.
Bean the Coffee Fairy
In a world where fairies play with the young, Bean's mission is different, his song unsung. A coffee fairy, sprightly and keen, Bringing joy to adults, like you've never seen.He doesn't just sprinkle his magic dust, He brews cups of coffee, full of trust. With whimsy and heart in every flavor, Bean's quest is to be the best coffee savior.Join Bean on his journey, spreading cheer, With each cup of coffee, he's drawing near. A dash of humor, a sprinkle of glee, Bean's magic is just what you need, you'll see.
101 Ways to Tell Your Colleagues That You're an Extraterrestrial
Ready to tell your colleagues you're from another planet? You've got (at least) 101 ways to tell them. (Remember, if you tell them the wrong way, you'll have to vaporize them, so let's get this right the first time.)
My Grandma Can't Cook !
Every cooking disaster is a true event that was witnessed and endured by my granddaughters Abigail and Savannah.
Burnt Gloveboxes II
Have you ever experienced crazy mishaps, blunders, or conundrums? How about a series of them? Do you ever feel like you're living a "Murphy's Law" kinda life?You are not alone!If mishaps and mayhem seem to follow you around, and you've nodded "yes" while chuckling through calamities, then Gina Ramsey's Burnt Gloveboxes is your kindred spirit in print.In this laugh-out-loud continuation, Burnt Gloveboxes: Embracing Life When It Goes Up in Flames, Volume II, Gina delivers another hearty helping of tales that celebrate life's messiest moments. Whether it's the horror of an oversized June bug invasion or the unexpected hilarity of a saltwater-soaked Renaissance-style corset mishap, these stories transform everyday blunders into comic relief. You'll find solace and humor in the absurd and perhaps start seeing your own "Murphy's Law" moments in a lighter shade.Sequel to the side-splitting original, this book marries the chaos of "Murphy's Law" with the warmth of "Chicken Soup for the Soul." Perfect for anyone who can't help but laugh when life throws a curveball.
Hey, Jesus, It's Me
Instagram star and comedian Ellen Skrmetti shares stories behind her wildly popular "Hey Jesus, It's Me" sketches of a middle-aged, southern-woman's opinions on mamas, menopause, and menus--and on giving the Lord a bit of advice about those unspoken prayer requests. As a young girl, Ellen Skrmetti loved performing. She starred in plays, sang in the church choir, and even competed in the Miss Mississippi pageant. But despite this she was gripped by severe stage fright and made a deal with God: If you help me get through this, I will never, ever get onstage again. After successfully hitting the high note in "Adelaide's Lament" from Guys and Dolls, she packed up her drama clothes for good--or so she thought. When the pandemic hit, Ellen longed to bring a little joy to the world. She thought about all of times she'd asked Jesus to walk with her through pain and heartache--and how often He'd laughed with or comforted her, even during her blazing hot flashes. So she decided to share that message with others, in 30-second videos on Instagram that quickly went viral. Holding a remote control in her hand, Ellen "calls" Jesus with comments and questions, including asking Him not to make her an advance maternal age mama (again) and if He could bless the nourishment of her food to someone else's body. She also asks for advice when her best friend's ex-husband's new wife shows up in the next pew, or what nursing home plans to make when she's eight years past her first geriatric pregnancy. From a pageant queen with stage fright, to viral videos, to her growing popularity as a stand-up comedian, Ellen's humor is rooted in southern charm and culture. Her relatable stories in Hey Jesus, It's Me will bring levity to our lives, or at least some validation that we're not the only ones asking if we can ghost our relatives in heaven.
Family Safe Never Have I Ever - Get to Know Them
Make any night fun, whether, it is game night, or date night, from couples to groups, it works for everyone who wants to play it safe. Family Safe Never Have I Ever - know everything without crossing any lines about the person you are playing with. Family Safe Never Have I Ever from Truth, Dare and Situations
Traveling with Maggie
Not your typical travel book. A humorous look at getting there, being there and doing more than just site seeing. Involves traveling by car, air and on the sea and all the things that happen along the way told in a story telling fashion.
