The Dogs I've Saved
The author, Christopher Sjoblom, has been in law enforcement for over 18 years. Seven of those were as a big city cop in Las Vegas and the last 11 have been as a rural deputy in a small town in Northern Nevada. He went from a police force of approximately 2500 officers to an agency with approximately 30 deputies. It was a huge adjustment downshifting from a large metropolitan police force to a small rural agency where each deputy handles nearly all of the aspects of an investigation.At the end of 2012, he and his wife of 22 years took a leap of faith to live a slower life in the country. It turned out to be a great decision and they never intend on living in the city again. His wife Liz makes a cameo in this book as she takes her turn at amateur animal control!Being a deputy in a small rural town, Christopher has to wear a variety of "hats." One of these hats is amateur animal control when the actual animal control deputy is off-duty. Plenty of humor is injected into the anecdotes that document the dogs the author has saved over the years.Enjoy!
Proximal Birdflip
Proximal BirdFlip: The Teleconference of Doctor Faustus is a satire and parody - existing somewhere on a continuum that allegedly includes Dante, Cervantes, Jonathan Swift and Terry Pratchett1, with maybe a dash of Evelyn Waugh2 - concerning the biopharmaceutical industry and politics of the recent BirdFlippandemic of which you have doubtless heard3. And so that the keywords come up in the search, please not that it contains Dumb and Idiotic Humour as well as Humor, is Humorous as well as Humourous and has Humous and Hummus in it as well, just in case someone looking for Humour mistypes it as Hummus. 1 fairly fictional; but what it does share with Terry Pratchett is the habit of displaying ridiculousfootnotes and using the names of peculiar birds such as the Fluffy-backed Tit-babbler, for noapparent logical reason. I don't know about you, but I hate footnotes, I really loathe and detestthem, so I don't know why I've put so many in this book.2 The dash after "Waugh" is undoubtedly the dash this clause is talking about.3 If you haven't then read the book!
Is That My Penis?
Come on a voyage exploring the wonderful world of willies, from the biggest to the smallest, the longest and the curliest, the first ever unofficial yet definitive animal Penis Book of Records... Is that my Penis? is a humourous yet still very educational, tongue in cheek look at the diverse and curious members of the animal kingdom.
The Secret Lives of Candy Hearts
Never have the secret lives of relationships been so clearly and amusingly on display as in Tommy Siegel's Candy Hearts comics. Tommy Siegel's Candy Hearts comics reveal the most awkward and amusing truths about relationships, and since their viral debut in 2020, the inner world of Candy Hearts has only gotten stranger. This new collection of Candy Hearts comics explores topics like commitment, cohabitation, family dynamics, pets, dating apps, and wedding planning. With dozens of comics never before seen in print or online, The Secret Lives of Candy Hearts hits everything from disaster to happily-ever-after, with hilarious results.
Crackers For The Soup
So, you're interested in learning what this multi-genre, quirky-titled book is about. Well, until a box of crackers is opened, no one can know how they feel or taste.Likewise, you don't know whether you'll like my book until you're curious enough to click on it.Go ahead, I bet you want to, because possibly you're judging a book by its cover. (I guess that old clich矇 saying you can't is a myth after all. LOL)Some contents inside are forthright, educational, insightful, and preposterous. Once you get a taste of "13 Reasons Why You Will Enjoy Reading My Book," with its versatile stories full of intrigue and wit, you will want more. Hopefully, the following poem is enticing enough: Although there is no "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK," please satiate your hunger and enjoy a filling snack.When you keep reading, you might learn things about yourself, and definitely plenty about me, while crying boo-hoo-hoo or laughing with glee.Before you kick my crackers to the curb, I had better end this "blabby blurb."
Crackers For The Soup
So, you're interested in learning what this multi-genre, quirky-titled book is about. Well, until a box of crackers is opened, no one can know how they feel or taste.Likewise, you don't know whether you'll like my book until you're curious enough to click on it.Go ahead, I bet you want to, because possibly you're judging a book by its cover. (I guess that old clich矇 saying you can't is a myth after all. LOL)Some contents inside are forthright, educational, insightful, and preposterous. Once you get a taste of "13 Reasons Why You Will Enjoy Reading My Book," with its versatile stories full of intrigue and wit, you will want more. Hopefully, the following poem is enticing enough: Although there is no "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK," please satiate your hunger and enjoy a filling snack.When you keep reading, you might learn things about yourself, and definitely plenty about me, while crying boo-hoo-hoo or laughing with glee.Before you kick my crackers to the curb, I had better end this "blabby blurb."
Adams' Laws
If you've ever wondered why things are the way they are, or wished they could be otherwise, you are not alone. Jeffrey P. Adams brings wit and wisdom to this commentary on life in the 21st century that is, almost paradoxically, a Self-Help book.42 is an important number, and this Adams has caught the essence of it in these lessons. More, he has opened the door to really assessing the underlying assumptions that have become built into our culture. And that's the ultimate help that we all need.
Family Safe This or That - Get to Know Them
Make any night fun, whether, it is game night, or date night, from couples to groups, it works for everyone who wants to play it safe. Family Safe This or That - know everything without crossing any lines about the person you are playing with. Family Safe This or That from Truth, Dare and Situations
Mom Did So Put Me in Charge
Jonnie, I loved them all. If these are the chapters in your next book, fear not, it will be treasured. Your humor, that we often teased you about, rules! As we get older, a look in the rearview mirror becomes necessary. To look back with humor softens the blow of what we then perceived as mistakes and turns them into life lessons. We might blush, smirk, or be embarrassed. We might even shed a tear, but when we can laugh, the sun shines again. Love you, Mike*******************************************************************************Jonnie, These are excellent stories, although my memory may have been from a different perspective, yours is both beautifully written and well thought out. Thanks for the memories. Chris
The Parenting Game
Parenting isn't a straight line-it's a game full of levels, challenges, and unexpected boss battles. Are you ready to play?From the newborn days of sleepless nights to the teenage years of eye rolls and independence quests, The Parenting Game is your ultimate guide to navigating every stage with humour, heart, and practical wisdom.Drawing on 40+ years of combined experience in education and 15 years of hands-on parenting, the authors transform the chaos of raising kids into a relatable, level-by-level journey. Each chapter is packed with: Core Missions: What your child truly needs at each stage.Big Boss Battles: The trickiest challenges (like tantrums, peer pressure, and social media).Cheat Codes: Actionable tips and strategies to make parenting smoother.Save Points: Joyful moments that remind you why it's all worth it.Side Quests: Fun activities to build connection and resilience.Whether you're navigating the toddler tornado, surviving school-age struggles, or coaching teens through independence, this book will guide you with laughter, insight, and real-world strategies.If you're ready to level up your parenting game-without losing your sanity-this is the book for you.Perfect for: Parents who love humour and practical advice.Busy mums and dads looking for quick, actionable strategies.Fans of Dr. Becky Kennedy, Janet Lansbury, or The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**.*Your kids are counting on you-let's play!
Floral Estrangements
Flowers for when you love them . . . not. The ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses. Is there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn't think so, which is why their flower symbols weren't just endearing--they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as: The "Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password" (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy) The "Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding" (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily) The "His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem" (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium) With incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, "Don't get sad, get even." A FRESH TAKE FLOWER BOOK: It's the perfect time for a book on the language of flowers that focuses on the darker side of its symbolism. For anyone who fantasizes about sending your awful ex a message on Valentine's Day, this book includes hilarious (and informative!) tips for you. MODERN LOVE (AND HATE): This hilarious guide to flowers one should never send is pitch-perfect for iconoclasts who love to buck the trends and fans of such vengeful entertainments as Bridgerton and Do Revenge. Perfect for: Fans of Wicked Plants and Floriography: An Illustrated Guide to the Victorian Language of Flowers People who hate Valentine's Day Gift-giving to a recently dumped friend or relative Botany enthusiasts The eternally vengeful and embittered
WildLife
These stories are the result of Neal's research as an historian for the Washington State Office of Archaeology and Historic Preservation and the wild life of a guide on the rivers of the Olympic Peninsula. Neal explains that here in Washington, it's illegal to bait waterfowl and bears, but baiting the tourists with tall tales has been a proud Peninsula tradition since the first European arrived on our shores. In a collection of fifty-two columns taken from the Opinion Page of the Peninsula Daily News in Port Angeles and The Daily World in Aberdeen, he provides a fascinating, amusing glimpse into life on the Peninsula that includes a story about three elk hunters who learned a valuable lesson about wilderness survival, a standoff between a bear and a tourist and the disturbing news that fish are getting so smart they are able to untie knots underwater with no hands, all of which proves why it is never too late to panic when encountering challenges in the wilderness. In addition, Neal tells the story of the first salmon and why it matters today. He explains the dangers of tree hugging and fishing from a sinking boat, why the Skunk Cabbage should be Washington's new State Flower and why taking selfies in the outhouse is not a good idea. This is the fifth book in a series by America's only Wilderness Gossip Columnist.
I'll Take Spaghetti, But Hold the Mayo!
I'll Take Spaghetti, But Hold the Mayo! is the humorous prequel to author Greg Henderson's first book, The Amazing Mr. Beam. This book describes growing up in his hometown of Albertville, Alabama, with present-day stories also included.In many small Southern towns, legends are created in an instant. Just mention purple Converse, mayonnaise, panty labels, or visiting the school lab after hours to someone who grew up in the 1970s in Albertville, and different childhood legends come to mind for each act.After completing Mr. Beam's book, the author wanted to share stories connecting him and Joey, which started long before they became brothers-in-law. "The opportunity to interview several people to get their accounts of their legendary moments was a blast. Sadly, Tommy passed away a few months ago after a courageous battle with cancer. I am so glad he could share his story for this book."(About the Author)A retired realtor, Greg Henderson now writes and coaches the Albertville High School men's varsity basketball team as well as the Lady Aggies varsity tennis team, while chasing grandkids. Having attained numerous achievements in business and sports, he is a member of three Hall-of-Fames and has received Albertville's Citizen of the Year Award. The author is very active in his church, where he has been a long-time teacher. He and his wife Kathy have been married for 42 years.
Where the Dank Memes Are
Where the Dank Memes Are is a dark, surreal parody of Where the Wild Things Are, reimagined for the digital age and spliced with Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Max, self-proclaimed "King of Memes," journeys deep into a glitching, chaotic jungle of corrupted files and pixelated monsters in search of his lost friend Kurt. What he discovers is a crumbling world of static, desperate Wild Things, and the unsettling truth about himself. Blending childhood whimsy with existential dread, this twisted tale explores the horrors of viral content, the insatiable hunger for relevance, and the digital void that consumes us all. Perfect for fans of dark humour, absurdity, and eerie modern fables.
Why Did The Electrical Engineer Cross The Road?
Looking for a clever, one-of-a-kind gift for an electrical engineer?This electrical joke book is a laugh-out-loud celebration of the brilliance, creativity, and humor that make engineers tick. Packed with over 100 electrical jokes and illustrations, it's perfect for: Electrical EngineersSubstation WorkersEngineering Students & EducatorsTechnicians, Testers & Commissioning EngineersSCADA EngineersRenewable Energy EngineersGet ready for a surge of laughs with electrical puns only insiders will truly appreciate. Don't miss out-grab your copy now!
Tales of a Chambre d'Hote in South France
After discovering, a close relative in Great Britain very ill and hospitalized, these are the letters sent to her. To enable her daughter to read them aloud to her, although conscious and alert she cannot speak or move. They are all about our daily life running a Chambre d'Hote ( Bed & Breakfast) in the South of France. Giving a brief insight into the running and coping with everyday life, running a business in a foreign country, our various guests, their lives and ours with all the shinanigans that goes on with them while staying with us and with our life on a daily basis.This is dedicated to my family and friends without which I would never have published this.
The Little Book of Rebel Women
"The best protection any woman can have... is courage."Elizabeth Cady Stanton, US suffragette Throughout history, women have often been silenced, their contributions overlooked, their struggles ignored. Yet, despite these barriers, countless figures have challenged the status quo to fight for equality and justice. This little book features stirring words from women across the ages - leaders, activists, writers and pioneers who challenged societal norms and shattered glass ceilings. From the fierce voices of the suffragettes to life-affirming advice from modern-day go-getters, each quote is a testament to the resilience, courage and vision of women who have shaped our world. "I raise up my voice - not so that I can shout, but so that those without a voice can be heard... We cannot all succeed when half of us are held back."Malala Yousafzai "My hope for the future, not just in the music industry, but in every young girl I meet, is that they all realize their worth and ask for it."Taylor Swift "There is no limit to what we, as women, can accomplish."Michelle Obama
Family Safe Situations - Get to Know Them
Make any night fun, whether, it is game night, or date night, from couples to groups, it works for everyone who wants to play it safe. Family Safe Situations - know everything without crossing any lines about the person you are playing with. Family Safe Situations from Truth, Dare and Situations
Cookies Kale and Coffee
In Cookies, Kale, and Coffee, Ron Krit serves up a heartfelt, humorous, and inspiring story about life's unexpected twists and the strength it takes to navigate them. Centered on Alex, a young man juggling the weight of loss, a stalled college dream, and an unusual gig selling knives. The book is a testament to resilience, growth, and the quirky connections that shape us. As Alex takes on his knife-selling adventures, he stumbles into a series of unlikely friendships-from poker-playing neighbors to eccentric mentors-each with their own baggage and wisdom. Along the way, Alex revisits his passions, redefines success, and rediscovers joy through the simple (yet profound) pleasures of good food, heartfelt conversations, and family ties. Blending humor, emotion, and a dash of wit, Cookies, Kale, and Coffee is a celebration of second chances, finding meaning in the chaos, and the enduring power of love and community. It's a relatable, feel-good read that reminds us all to savor the sweetness in life, even when it comes with a few bitter edges.
Practical Encyclopedia of Leading with Humor. Volume 1
Volume I: Humor Techniques in Leadership launches the definitive five-volume "Practical Encyclopedia of Leading with Humor" series-an unprecedented premium reference work designed for discerning leaders who understand that exceptional leadership requires extraordinary tools.As the foundational volume in this landmark encyclopedia, this meticulously crafted resource presents an A-Z compendium of over 100 leadership humor techniques, each refined through extensive research and real-world application. This isn't merely another business book-it's a sophisticated leadership tool designed for those who recognize that connecting authentically with people is as crucial as directing them.Drawing from diverse professional landscapes-Fortune 500 boardrooms, surgical suites, university chambers, and tech innovators-this volume delivers battle-tested approaches for leaders who demand excellence. Each technique is thoroughly documented with: Precise definitions and applicationsStrategic implementation frameworksReal-world examples from successful leadersCritical success factors and potential pitfallsCross-referenced techniques for comprehensive masteryThis premium resource is specifically designed for: C-suite executives and senior leaders seeking to refine their strategic impactLeadership development professionals crafting high-impact programsExecutive coaches and motivational speakers working with top-tier clientsInstitutional libraries serving leadership scholars and practitionersProfessional development directors investing in exceptional talentForward-thinking organizations committed to leadership excellencePart of a comprehensive five-volume series, this cornerstone volume establishes the foundation for mastering strategic humor in leadership contexts. While each volume stands independently, together they form an unparalleled resource for those serious about elevating their leadership impact.The complete series includes: Volume I: Humor Techniques in Leadership Volume II: Theoretical and Conceptual Foundations Volume III: Building and Leading High-Performance Teams Volume IV: Communication, Influence, and Change Management Volume V: Global Perspectives and Future Trends This premium five-volume encyclopedia represents a strategic investment in leadership excellence. While not designed for casual readers, it delivers extraordinary value for leaders and organizations committed to developing and maintaining a competitive edge through sophisticated leadership practices. Each volume serves as a standalone resource while contributing to a comprehensive mastery of leadership humor. Contact us for: Institutional and bulk pricingComplete series investment optionsInternational pricing informationAnnual subscription for complete digital accessRemember, as Peter Drucker might have said (if he had a slightly better sense of humor): "Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things; but humorous leadership is doing the right things while making sure people actually enjoy following you."[Special institutional and complete series pricing available upon request.]
How to be a Disney Adult
Please welcome the world's first Disney Adult book! Disney Adults, it's time to keep your hands, arms, feet and legs inside as we're about to take a ride to claim back our happily ever afters! We're going to break down exactly what makes us who we are while celebrating all the quirks and joys of being a Disney Adult. With a little bit of profanity and some references that will scar your mind, grab your Mickey Ears and pull up a chair because in 'How to be a Disney Adult', we're reclaiming our love for the magic of Disney, one page at a time. See ya real soon!
Everything Men Know About Women
"Everything Men Know About Women" The most honest book about male-female relationships ever written...Have you ever wondered what men truly know about women? This "complete guide" delivers the answers you... probably expect. Packed with humor, sarcasm, and witty observations, this book is the perfect gift for anyone who wants to approach relationships with a touch of lightheartedness and a lot of laughter. Instead of trying to "solve the mystery" of the female mind, it celebrates what truly matters-love, acceptance, and the ability to laugh at ourselves.What (or not) you'll learn: Why "I'm fine" is an emotional maze with no map.How to survive the dreaded question: "Do I look fat in this?"Whether spontaneous gifts really save lives (spoiler: YES).With this book: You'll see the humor in everyday gender battles.You'll realize that understanding everything is an overrated goal.You'll discover how a small gesture (and some chocolate) can save the day.Perfect for a gift, lazy evenings, or whenever you just need a good laugh. Don't look for meaning-look for smiles.
The Alaska Side
Over the years Greg's four children have spent many hours sitting at the kitchen table watching their dad draw cartoons for a local weekly paper as well as drawing designs for business logos, and t shirts for special small town events, that his wife would hand silk screen. He made copies for them to enjoy coloring, and now his 9 grandchildren have the same opportunity. Turning his cartoons into an actual coloring book seems like the natural way to share his art, as well as the humor of the unique Alaskan life, for both visitors and residents alike. Adults will enjoy coloring these cartoons just as much as the kids.
Unlawful Sex
'Illicit sex is bad for the heart. I do not say so personally but it is now widely believed in continental medical circles that sex without a license will put paid to the beating of the most consistent ticker. It was also accepted in a limited way by certain of the religious who, fair play to them, insisted for starters that it was bad for marriage first and for a number of other things afterwards...' A collection of hilarious essays Unlawful Sex and Other Testy Matters deals with all aspects of life in rural Ireland including 'Things that happen in Bed', 'Breaking Wind', 'Young Love', and 'Skillet Pots'. John B. Keane was born in Listowel in 1928. Having worked in a variety of jobs in Ireland and England, he married and settled down to run a pub in his native town. Now he is recognised as a major Irish writer, who has written many successful plays and books including, Sive, Sharon's Grave, The Field, The Man from Clare, Big Maggie, The Year of the Hiker, Many Young Men of Twenty, Moll, The Change in Mame Fadden, Values, The Crazy Wall, Self Portrait, Letters of a Successful T.D., Letters of an Irish Parish Priest, Letters of a Love-Hungry Farmer, Letters of a Matchmaker, Letters of a Civic Guard, Letters of a Country Postman, Is the Holy Ghost Really a Kerryman? and other items of interest, Death Be Not Proud, The Gentle Art of Matchmaking and other important things, Strong Tea.
Letters of an Irish Minister of State
Every person who has read John B. Keane's bestseller Letters of a Successful T.D. will be familiar with the exploits of Tull MacAdoo who was a rural backbencher. In this book he becomes Minister for Bogland Areas with Special Responsibility for Game and Wildlife. He is a powerful, resourceful and cunning man who can get things done for his 'Number Ones' by 'using every trick in the book and some not in the book'. The reader will chuckle to himself as he enters the web of local intrigue and petty skullduggery among the rural politicians. We also meet Tull's family: his spendthrift son, Mick, at university who will make Tull the laughing stock of the constituency if he fails his exams again, his narrow-minded, martyred, hypochondriac wife who 'suffers from head to toe', and his best-loved child, Kate, in whom he confides his problems. There is also Tull's running feud with James Flannery, the local N.T. Although Tull is a little on the ignorant side he has learned his lessons in the Dail and deals with his opponent not in the most lawful way but in very effective ways.
Letters of an Irish Parish Priest
John B. Keane was born in Listowel in 1928. Having worked in a variety of jobs in Ireland and England, he married and settled down to run a pub in his native town. Now he is recognised as a major Irish writer, who has written many successful plays - Sive, Sharon's Grave, The Highest House on the Mountain, The Man from Clare, The Year of the Hiker, Many Young Men of Twenty, Big Maggie, Moll and Self-Portrait, is his own story. This book follows his bestseller Letters of a Successful T.D. There is a riot of laughter in every page and its theme is the correspondence between a country parish priest and his nephew who is studying to be a priest. Fr. O'Mora has been referred to by one of his parishioner's as one who "is suffering from an overdose of racial memory aggravated by religious bigotry". J.B. Keane's humour is neatly pointed, racy of the soil and never forced. This book gives a picture of a way of life which though is in great part vanishing is still familiar to many of our country-men who still believe "that priests could turn them into goats". It brings out all the humour and pathos of Irish life. It is hilariously funny and will entertain and amuse everybody. This is definitely a "must" book for all.
The Very Hungry Content Creator
The Very Hungry Content Creator is a wickedly funny and disturbingly relatable parody of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. It presents a cautionary tale for the digital age. From Monday to Sunday, the insatiable Content Creator devours memes, metrics, and fleeting trends in a desperate quest for relevance, only to finally emerge as a beautiful God-Tier Influencer.With dark humour and sharp social commentary, this satirical take on the creator economy will resonate with anyone who's ever battled burnout, chased likes, or felt swallowed by the algorithm. A hilarious and haunting must-read for creators, doomscrollers, and anyone who's ever stared too long into the content void.
Facts About Women Every Man Thinks He Knows
Think you know everything about women? Think again.This book is here to prove that even the most confident man can be left scratching his head when it comes to understanding the mysteries of the fairer sex.Why does she cry during shampoo commercials? What does 'I'm fine' really mean? And how does she manage to juggle cooking, texting, and planning your weekend getaway while you're still looking for the TV remote? Spoiler: you'll never figure it out-but you'll have a lot of fun trying.Packed with laughs, relatable moments, and a few eyebrow-raising facts, this book is your ultimate survival guide to navigating the wonderful (and wonderfully confusing) world of women. Warning: side effects may include excessive laughter and accidental moments of understanding!
Family Safe Dares - Get to Know Them
Make any night fun, whether, it is game night, or date night, from couples to groups, it works for everyone who wants to play it safe. Family Safe Dares - know everything without crossing any lines about the person you are playing with. Family Safe Dares from Truth, Dare and Situations
CAtomic Habits
CAtomic Habits: The funny self-help book you didn't know you needed (and probably still don't).Tired of those preachy, long-winded books on building better habits? Same. That's why CAtomic Habits keeps it simple: bite-sized life lessons, a sprinkle of sarcasm, and outrageously cute cat photos. These aren't just any cats-they're the world's fluffiest productivity coaches, showing you how to live smarter, not harder. (Spoiler: It involves napping strategically.)This isn't about revolutionizing your life overnight-because, let's be honest, you're not going to. It's about tiny wins, clever routines, and embracing your inner cat: do less, care less, and still somehow win at everything. With wisdom like, "The best time to start was yesterday. The second-best time is after my nap.", "The key to habit change is making the cue obvious-like how I meow at 4 a.m. when I want food." you'll laugh, learn, and maybe-just maybe-start making a few small changes. Or not. The cats don't care, and honestly, neither do we.Perfect as a gift for a cat lover, for your bathroom, or any situation where you need five minutes of self-improvement masked as cat appreciation. Buy it for the laughs. Keep it for the kitties. Revisit it when your life inevitably needs help again (always, we know).
Yeah, Nah!
Have you ever bunged it on?Behaved like a drongo?Added mayo to a story?Lost your Reg Grundies? Join bestselling storyteller William McInnes as he offers his own take on our colourful and colloquial way with words. From the simpler times of childhood to today's testing (and unprecedented!) times, or when we're wasting time, enjoying sporting times or hitting the big time, Australians have a turn of phrase for every situation. Our love of plain speaking communicates the essence of the thing to our mates, to those in the know - and to those who should know better. Part memoir, part manifesto, this warm, witty, poignant and laugh-out-loud funny collection will have you thinking about what you say, how you say it and what that really says about us as a nation. 'A mix of memoir, observation and discourse, delivered in the seemingly off-hand manner of a backyard semiotician' Saturday Age, Non-fiction Pick of the Week Praise for the writing of William McInnes'Warm and engaging . . . feels a little bit like home' Daily Telegraph'If there is a quintessence of Australia at its best, William McInnes has distilled it' The Age'Warm, nostalgic, funny and undeniably Australian' Sydney Morning Herald
The Sonoma Police Report
The Sonoma Police Report celebrates the quirky history of the small town of Sonoma as told through police logs from back in the day, 1980 to 2010. This hilarious compilation of police blotter excerpts from the Sonoma Index-Tribune, kooky tales from locals, and personal stories, will have you chuckling til you choke on your Pinot Noir. Joshua Farrell, who was raised in the town of Sonoma, manages to make us laugh with his irreverent and yet oddly heart-warming valentine to Sonoma and its eccentric residents. With anecdotes ranging from sweet to bizarre, Farrell delivers an entertaining view of Sonoma that is routinely missed by wine connoisseurs, travel writers and tourists. Crooks are caught with steaks in their pants, cops pull over kangaroo wranglers, and cons are chased down the streets of Sonoma wearing bunny slippers. Sonoman's at work, at play and on the lam. Even if Farrell gets run out of town, he'll have left behind a laugh-out-loud collection of oddball tales.
A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A Pickle for the Knowing Ones by Timothy Dexter is an eccentric and humorous book that offers a glimpse into the mind of one of America's most unconventional historical figures. Written in 1802 without regard for spelling, grammar, or punctuation, the book is a mix of personal anecdotes, philosophical musings, and complaints about society and his critics. Dexter, a self-proclaimed genius and wildly successful businessman despite his unorthodox methods, famously included an addendum of punctuation marks at the end of the book for readers to "pepper and salt" as they pleased. This quirky work remains a testament to Dexter's larger-than-life personality and a curious artifact of early American literature.
A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A Pickle for the Knowing Ones by Timothy Dexter is an eccentric and humorous book that offers a glimpse into the mind of one of America's most unconventional historical figures. Written in 1802 without regard for spelling, grammar, or punctuation, the book is a mix of personal anecdotes, philosophical musings, and complaints about society and his critics. Dexter, a self-proclaimed genius and wildly successful businessman despite his unorthodox methods, famously included an addendum of punctuation marks at the end of the book for readers to "pepper and salt" as they pleased. This quirky work remains a testament to Dexter's larger-than-life personality and a curious artifact of early American literature.
The American Bystander #22
Bystander #22 is like a young, tender shoot of comedy pushing up through the wet dirt. Will you help it get to the warm sunshine by buying a copy? Or will you walk by, crushing it under your heel? Don't make the wrong decision.
The American Bystander #12
Issue #12 of the all-star print humor magazine in trade paperback format! This issue features writers from Late Night with David Letterman, The Simpsons, The New Yorker, SNL, The Onion, SPY and National Lampoon, as well as illustrations and cartoons from Sam Gross, Roz Chast, Scott Dikkers, Roy Blount, Jr., Brian McConnachie and 60 others. Full-color, large format (8.5x11) and 80 pages, The American Bystander #12 is, well, awesome.
The American Bystander #13
Yet another issue of the all-star print humor magazine in trade paperback format. Our lucky #13 features writers from Late Night with David Letterman, The Simpsons, The New Yorker, MAD, SPY and National Lampoon, as well as illustrations and cartoons from Sam Gross, Emily Flake, Peter Kuper, Mike Reiss and 60 others. Full-color, large format (8.5x11) and 80 pages, The American Bystander #13 will stun any rodent.
