The American Bystander #17
What the world needs now is an all-star print humor magazine in trade paperback format. Bystander #17 features contributors from Late Night with David Letterman, The Simpsons, The New Yorker, MAD, SPY and National Lampoon, as well as illustrations and cartoons from Mike Sacks, Emily Flake, Rick Geary, Mike Reiss and 60 others. Full-color, large format (8.5x11) and 80 pages, The American Bystander #17 is the cure for whatever ails you. (Unless it's scurvy. That requires vitamin C.)
The American Bystander #11
Issue #11 of the all-star print humor quarterly in trade paperback format! This issue features writers from Late Night with David Letterman, The Simpsons, The New Yorker, SNL, The Onion, SPY and National Lampoon, as well as illustrations and cartoons from Sam Gross, Peter Kuper, M.K. Brown, Brian McConnachie and 60 others. Full-color, large format (8.5x11) and 90 pages, The American Bystander #11 is a worthy addition to any comedy fan's library.
From the Senedd to the Roofs
From the Senedd to the Roofs is a panoramic sweep of a nation's soul, each column a snapshot as raw as a coastal gale and as warm as a crowded pub on a winter's night. This is Wales laid bare - irreverent, indomitable, and endlessly compelling.Eloquently speaking truth to power with caustic wit and a grasp on politics in Wales and globally, Ben Wildsmith's writing is essential to an understanding of the dysfunction that seems endemic in politics.Ben Wildsmith's anarchic wit conceals a talent for coruscating analysis and a refreshing capacity for highlighting some of the political truths the mainstream press prefers to ignore.
Gladys' World
Gladys' World - Chip CoburnWelcome to Gladys' World!She's everyone's favorite no-nonsense wife, mother, grandmother and friend! Some of the people you'll meet are the Doctor, Pastor, young mother, Fortune Teller and senior citizen. Sit back and enjoy a humorous, thought provoking, view of life through eyes filled with tears from laughter! Glady's World in OUR world!Check out the website at the following link: www.gladysworld.com
Family Safe Truths - Get to Know Them
Make any night fun, whether, it is game night, or date night, from couples to groups, it works for everyone who wants to play it safe. Family Safe Truths - know everything without crossing any lines about the person you are playing with. Family Safe Truths from Truth, Dare and Situations
Elephants on Acid
From zombie kittens to tickling machines: the most outrageous experiments from the history of science
Forty Fake and Phoney Letters
Bible characters and events, but not quite as we know them!Laugh your way through the Old and New Testaments with this recently-discovered haul of dubious (but surprisingly insightful) letters. Packed with discussion notes, historical explanations, and ideas for practical application.Noah is reprimanded by the maritime authority. Delilah writes to complain about a faulty batch of rope. Jonah seeks compensation for unsafe working conditions. Joseph retracts his divorce application. A wine merchant tries to cash in on a new rabbi's lucrative talent, and temple stallholders express concern about a Passover ruckus. Judas writes to seek legal advice, and the Apostle John canvasses a well-known publisher for a book deal.
Some Strange Experiences of Kitty the Hare
Hundreds of thousands of people all over Ireland were entertained and thrilled in their youth by reading the homely and racy adventures of Kitty the Hare in magazines and journals. Kitty was the famous travelling woman of Ireland and according to her, 'You'll find good, hospitable people everywhere you go in Ireland . . . I'm after travelling through Munster . . . and through most of Leinster and some of Connaught and part of Ulster as well as faith, so I know what I'm talking about . . .' Here, for the first time, we have collected some of the best and most exciting of these stories and so as Kitty says, 'Let ye all gather close to me, and stir up the turf into a blaze, the way you'll have some sort of courage, Mossa, to listen to my tale . . .'
Bestie
Explore the fine line between light-hearted banter and full-blown friendship chaos-this is not your average wholesome comic.Kenneth and Marthe, lifelong besties now deep into their twenties, navigate the unexpected twists of everyday life-with plenty of humor, backstabbing pranks, and sneaky betrayals along the way. And no, these two will never hook up-so don't waste your time shipping them!In this first volume (comic strips #1-199), roomie squabbles erupt, photo shoots turn wet, merciless jokes fly, and a test of strength unfolds in a Scandinavian hook-leg wrestling showdown. Whether you're Team Kenneth, Team Marthe, or both, this series will keep you eagerly turning the pages for more badass moments and side-splitting facial expressions.Buckle up and start your collection now! (*Recommended for ages 12 and up.)
Who's Who in Grandpa's Zoo Volume Two
This second volume of the Who's Who in Grandpa's Zoo series, like the first volume, is a delightful blend of whimsy and wit that will captivate readers of all ages. In these charming picture books, Norton invites us on a playful journey through a zoo unlike any other-Grandpa's Zoo.With his signature humor and creativity, he introduces us to a colorful cast of characters. From the curious Aardvark to the majestic Zebu of Volume One, or from the mysterious Aye Aye to the stately Zebra of Volume Two, each animal is lovingly portrayed with vibrant illustrations and accompanied by a witty descriptive verse.What makes this series truly special is its universal appeal. Whether you're a child discovering the wonders of the animal kingdom for the first time or an adult reminiscing about childhood adventures, there's something here for everyone to enjoy.Norton's clever wordplay and imaginative storytelling will leave readers smiling from ear to ear."Who's Who In Grandpa's Zoo"--whether Volume One or Volume Two--is more than just a book. It is a delightful escape into a world of imagination and laughter. With its whimsical charm and engaging illustrations, this book, like its predecessor is sure to become a beloved favorite for generations to come.
The Secret to Happiness Is Low Expectations
Any way you look at it, life is full of expectations. Those you have for yourself. Those you have of others. Those others have of you. Mine have always been high. Across the board. It's an obsessive struggle. For many years, success to me meant arranging people, places, and situations in a particular order and then keeping all of them together. Like a puzzle, I could force it to fit and then glue it into place. Firmly. But more often than not, as much as I tried to wrestle it to the ground, my life took many turns I didn't expect. Moving to Texas, having children, working in the same industry for 30 years, buying a lake house, moonlighting as a writer, breast cancer, a divorce, post-marriage romance, my sister moving in, a recurrence of breast cancer, online dating.After 6 decades, there's enough mileage in my rearview mirror for me to come to some conclusions about expectations. Despite my desperation to control every outcome, I can now see the true pearls were mostly unexpected, sometimes entertaining, often hilarious, occasionally profound, and all a part of a patchwork quilt not yet sewn together. It's been a lesson in courage, vulnerability, faith, saying "goodbye" and love. But mostly-humor.
A Lifetime of Limericks
Funny, punny, witty, and irreverent, this collection of limericks will keep you laughing from beginning to end.
Panty Claus
Imagine being snowed in with a dirty talking Santa on the loose, but this Santa doesn't appear for everyone. And if you are lucky to be paid a visit by the rumored jolly bad boy, Panty Claus, his ho ho ho brings on a new meaning.Cash, Belise, and Penny crash into a pile of snow while traveling to a resort in the mountains of the Martis Valley. Their only option to survive the incoming blizzard is to spend the next few days at a mansion wedding venue that rests off the main road. Bellamy Kingsburd, owner of the estate, opens her home to the travelers. Her best friend, Sam, staying with her for the holidays, shares the tale of her encounter with the hip grinding, twinkling eye, mythical Claus, but no one believes he is real. Will he spread his Christmas cheer to one of the stranded women?
Your Life Sucks but I'm so Cute
Meow-spirational LetdownsFeeling down? Perfect. This book is here to remind you that, yes, your life does suck-but don't worry, these ridiculously cute kittens are too busy judging you to care. Packed with snarky one-liners and pictures of the fluffiest, most adorable creatures to ever sit in a cardboard box, "Your Life Sucks But I'm So Cute" delivers the kind of "motivational" wisdom that will have you crying with laughter. Or maybe just crying. Either works.This one of a kind book will: - Remind you that not everything needs to be perfect- especially you.- Add some much-needed perspective, like, "At least you're not chasing a laser pointer for fun."- Provide unrelenting cuteness, because no one can stay mad while staring at a kitten wearing trousers.Let's face it: you're buying this book for the cats. But you're staying for the brutally honest affirmations that hit way too close to home. If you've ever thought, "Wow, I could really use a reality check delivered by a cute-looking tabby," this is your moment.Perfect for gifting, doom-scrolling breaks, or simply reminding yourself that life may be a mess, but at least these cats have it figured out.Grab your copy now and let these kittens teach you the art of not caring. (Spoiler: It involves napping.)
The Donny Diaries
IN A WORLD FILLED WITH FAKE MEDIA, the donald cuts through the mist of obscurity with his rogue thoughts penned in never seen b4 diaries of the not so donald that we all know and love. Donny addresses topics, his topics such as Hilz, his hidden - forbidden love 4 younger version kaaammmaalllaa and their election, fake elections, winning elections that aren't fake, the best-est kind of elections and much-much more. If you love political satire this book is 4 u and ur long lost cousin ralphy, if u don't have a long lost cousin ralphy it's time to find one and tell future no longer lost cousin ralphy 2 read the donny diaries and ralphy will never be the same future ralphy ever AGAIN!
The Dad Jokes Haggadah
Have you ever found yourself bored at the seder table on Passover night? Of course you have. Now why is that? Because you didn't have this book! This is the one you've been waiting for! Now you can laugh and enjoy yourself throughout the seder. Careful to follow the exact rules about how to read it, and how to hand off to the next person, for maximum fun for everyone in attendance!
Gay Men Draw Vaginas
GAY MEN DRAW VAGINAS gushes with 196 pages of full-color vag drawings-perfect for dignified dinner parties or that special holiday homecoming. Included artwork comes from average Joe Homos and fine artists from all around the world, laying bare the vagina of the collective gay male mind. Sections include: Monsters, Animals, Minimal Vag and Line Drawings, Flora, Fauna and Food + more!
Love and Carnage
Finding a partner is a dangerous game, keeping one difficult. But do you really want to keep them anyway? Stay 'tooned with this collection of cartoons from the MOnster in the Next Room all about Love...and Carnage.
Cooler Than My Kids
Craft beer, vinyl, trendy trainers, vintage bikes: it's not a midlife crisis, it's a state of mind Are you a man of a certain age who feels more at home at Indie Night than Parents' Evening? Do you firmly believe you have much better taste in films and fashion than your kids? Is your kitchen packed with indispensable kit that's never been used? Does your cycling club always come before family day trips? Is your vintage campervan an extension of your personality? If the answers are yes, congratulations: you're an Ultra-Modern Dad - and you are not alone. This book will reveal how to be the alpha papa of everything from baby names to video games. It will explain why most Ultra-Modern Dads are frustrated rock stars, undiscovered celebrity chefs and would-be professional sportsmen. It will crack the UMD dress code - where heritage workwear meets expanding waistlines - as well as offering essential insights for eye-rolling other-halves and cringing offspring, and showing how the hell to live with one.
Hay Rake Magazine Index
The Hay Rake was produced from 1920 to 1939, with some breaks, for 41 issues that I know were printed. It was a remarkable magazine for its day and was both a travel magazine at train stations and a keeper of local lore. This is an index of all the Hay Rake issues.
Suicide Squirrels
Have you ever seen a squirrel or other animal dart into the roadway directly into the path of an oncoming car? Did you stop to ask yourself what in the world might have motivated that seemingly sweet, docile squirrel to become a suicidal maniac and plan such a brazen kamikaze assault on unsuspecting motorists? Groundbreaking psychological research and fanciful imagination combine in the quest for answers to this baffling mystery, which may provide the key to saving the lives of countless animals, and possibly yours. If only we can tap into the minds of these devious suicide squirrels.
The Lady's Home
It's all fun and games until someone dies in your bed.Doris, Rita, Lily and Betty share the 'Lady's Home', a graceful old mansion that they are using as a de facto rest home, a place where they can age in comfort and peace.And for years, that's exactly what they were doing, until Betty began to develop issues that is.After she has a series of one-night stands that upsets the household, Betty brings home a man who experiences the ultimate happy ending, actually dying while in the act.Having someone go toes up while you're in bed with them is traumatic enough. However, that trauma is compounded when they realize he wasn't just one more guy looking for fun: he's Ricky Haverill, a major political candidate. And now he's dead in Betty's bed.The fallout from this could be catastrophic.A spur of the moment decision to not call the police leads to a wild road trip from Vermont to Washington D.C. in the vain hope they can somehow just drop him off at the next campaign stop and stay out of it.But when you have a dead politician and a dildo named Frankie riding shotgun, the trip ends up being anything but sedate.With people searching for Ricky and the clock ticking, the mission seems doomed.But never underestimate the power of age and treachery over youth and enthusiasm.
Finding My Giggle
This lighthearted book reminds us that happiness is within reach; we just sometimes get lost in the day-to-day and forget. Bright, light, and cheery, this book is the perfect gift for a friend, co-worker, student, or book club.A Journey Through the Ordinary is Made Extraordinary. "Finding My Giggle" takes readers on a gentle journey of life's small but significant moments. Through the protagonist's journey, you'll discover that joy lies not only in sweeping changes or grand gestures - it's hidden in the everyday.Each step of her journey is a love letter to the small, mundane acts that build a life - a reminder that joy is not something chased but nurtured.A Tapestry of Connection and Reflection. "Finding My Giggle" is more than one woman's story. It's a mirror reflecting the ways we all lose sight of ourselves in the demands of modern life. From decluttering her living room of heirlooms that no longer spark joy to rekindling relationships long forgotten, the protagonist's quest is one of reconnection - not only with others but with herself.Through laughter and tears, readers will find themselves nodding in recognition and smiling in anticipation as our protagonist dusts off not only her belongings but her spirit, one small act at a time.Why This Story MattersIn a world that often celebrates busyness over balance, "Finding My Giggle" offers a welcome reprieve. It's a reminder that the spark we seek is already within us, waiting to be rediscovered.Perfect for readers looking for inspiration, lighthearted humor, or a guide to finding their own "giggle," this book is an invitation to pause, reflect, and rekindle joy in unexpected places.A Story of Hope and Transformation"Finding My Giggle" is a celebration of the power of simplicity. It's about rediscovering yourself through acts of kindness, creativity, and self-care. From clearing out a cluttered kitchen to hosting a joyful dinner party, each chapter brims with warmth, humor, and heartfelt moments.If you've ever felt like life has lost its luster, this book will remind you that joy is never far away.Fans of books like The Art of Tidying Up, Eat, Pray, Love, and Big Magic will find "Finding My Giggle" to be an uplifting and transformative read.Start your journey today - because life is too short to live without your giggle.Finding My Giggle is available at local bookstores, retailers, and online.Melinda J. Kelly, like most of us, is busy with too much in too little time but very serious about making sure she doesn't lose her giggle. For more information, go to MelindaJKelly.comJoin the Movement to Find Your Giggle!
1001 Amazing Science Facts Book
1001 Amazing Science Facts: A Journey Through the Wonders of KnowledgeDelve into the astonishing world of science with 1001 Amazing Science Facts-the perfect companion for curious minds of all ages! Packed with fascinating tidbits, this book bridges the gap between mystery and understanding, offering insights into history, nature, technology, and the universe around us.Whether you're a teen eager to impress your friends, a parent looking to spark dinner-table conversations, or a lifelong learner yearning to expand your horizons, this book has something for everyone. Explore mind-blowing facts, uncover historical secrets, and dive into the incredible animal kingdom, all while satisfying your thirst for discovery.Key features: Engaging and Educational: Perfect for teens, adults, and seniors, blending fun with learning in every chapter.Conversation Starter: Share knowledge and stories that will captivate family and friends alike.Perfect Gift: Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or any special occasion-a treasure trove of wonder for readers of all ages.Broad Topics: From human ingenuity to natural marvels, explore a diverse array of captivating subjects.Transform the way you see the world and enrich your understanding of the mysteries that surround us. This book is not just a collection of facts-it's a guided journey through the incredible tapestry of knowledge that connects us all.Open its pages to spark curiosity, fuel meaningful conversations, and ignite a lifelong passion for exploration.Take the first step toward discovery-add this inspiring book to your library and start your adventure today!
From London Houseboat to Morecambe Mansion
From London Houseboat to Morecambe Mansion is the tale of a London couple old enough to know better. Their exploits were revealed in festive 'newsletters' to friends, who fell about laughing despite Christmas. ​​​​​​​Fortunately, a few ragged newsletters have been unearthed for posterity by Mildred, a retired archivist. They were discovered in outside lavatories and local dog-baskets and presented here for your enjoyment. In 2016, after years spent rocking on the river Thames, our anti-heroes vacated their floating shed to stumble onto dry land. They were on an upward trajectory - to the wilds of windswept Morecambe Bay.
The BEST Christmas Pun & Dad Joke Book
WINNER!! 2024 CT Press Club BEST Humor Book! We weren't kidding when we said it's the BEST!: ) The PERFECT way to bring laughter into your holiday celebration! Great stocking stuffers or Secret Santa gift! It's ideal for family, friends, co-workers...and, of course, dads!Squeaky-clean humor!Great for ages 8 to 108!201 Christmas-themed Gems: from fresh one-liners to classic knee-slappers, it'll keep them laughing (and cringing) Christmas morning!PLUS 301 Everyday Puns: from sports, cars, food, animals to celebrities-it's got it all for year-round fun! Note: Dad jokes aren't about dads-they're the groan-worthy puns that dads have perfected into a kind of art form! Samples from book: What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?"Give me my quarterback." Every New Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time's Square ...... and year after year, they drop the ball. Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present?You can't beat it! And you can't beat the sound of good-hearted laughter-so give this book and earn plenty of praise for spreading Christmas cheer!
Generation Griffey
If you still wear your hat backward like Griffey, think all the Prime flavors are dumb because Gatorade Citrus Cooler is the greatest sports drink ever, miss Blockbuster and Tower Records, destroyed your friends in Street Fighter, GoldenEye, and NBA Jam, can quote Tommy Boy and Billy Madison, and never missed Stu Scott on SportsCenter -this book, Generation Griffey, is for you. I ranked 90 of the '90s things that made your dude childhood legendary. A rankfest, if you will. Ninety columns. By me. For you. For US. Why Generation Griffey? First, it's a great name. We've got alliteration, "generation," and the quintessential athlete of that era: Ken Griffey Jr. Junior perfectly defines the era for late '80s and '90s kids because the apex of his career matches our childhood. From the day he joined the Mariners' lineup in 1989 through the next decade, nobody embodied '90s style (the backward hat), swagger (the swing, the smile, the commercials), and coolness (the kicks, the cameos, the crossover stardom) quite like Griffey.His reign atop the sports/celebrity pyramid (alongside Jordan) from his rookie year in Seattle to his move to the Reds in 2000 serves as the perfect bookend for all of us who grew up in the last decade of the last century. See? Generation Griffey is a spectacular name for this book. What are we ranking?Everything. Well, not everything, but the 90 most nostalgic things that make us dudes smile all these years later: the movies we quoted, the athletes we loved, the cards we collected, the foods we devoured, the shows we watched, and more. All of it. Got it? Good. Let's go.
Cartoons Composed Nowhere Near Tintern Abbey
This book collects several years of Dave Low's single-panel cartoons, many of which have been published in various places, including Funny Times magazine.
George ffree-Lance
Imagine The Famous Five trapped inside A Clockwork Orange of their own creation. Crumbs! Amongst other issues in his life, former children's favourite, Ricky Buns has writer's block. His sister-in-law and her circle of twenty-something post-punk bored-again friends are looking for a hobby. It is the beginning of the 1980's when The Committee is formed, pre-the internet, mobile phone and social network revolution. And very much pre-the world of political correctness. Ostensibly out to help Ricky they are very much looking to amuse themselves. This stylised black comedy deals with layered levels of persecution and relative reality that boredom and angst have engendered, with the eponymous George unwittingly at both its centre and periphery.
Africa’s Bugged!
An entertaining account of the experiences of Author Ray's personal experiences with the insects of his home country, South Africa, together with incredibly detailed stippled drawings in black ink (and some using watercolours) of these amazing creatures. It is an unusual book in many ways, and a must have for the discerning reader and art lover! Africa Bugged is a sort of 'sequel' to Ray's book 'Whispers of Africa', which can be found on Kindle Select (Amazon.com) - it is a sequel only in terms of the drawings, as Whispers is an altogether different book to this one. Whereas Whispers of Africa depicts drawings of the animals of Africa, this one is of the insects of Southern Africa that Ray has come into contact with and had personal experiences with. Whispers of Africa took Ray ten years to complete - this was not only because the many drawings were complex, but because he was busy (then, as now) writing a whole range of other books simultaneously. You will note that Africa Bugged only covers twelve insects, and this is because Ray decided that instead of waiting ten years for this book to appear, that he would present the first twelve, and then upgrade the book with the following ten, and the ten after that, virtually indefinitely. This way, the reader will have the advantage of seeing some of these amazing creatures much earlier. Another reason for doing the book this way, is because Ray doesn't believe that he will see another ten years of life - he has a heart condition, and having suffered three serious heart-attacks already, he contends that it is possible that he may die at any moment. Thus, he feels it is best that he presents the book as far as he's been able to get, then add to it as he goes along.
LOL at the GOP - Volume 3
This just in - two volumes of political satire poking fun at the Republican Party is not nearly enough. At the rate the GOP is going, 222 volumes may not be enough. That brings us to LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake. In it, author Craig Rozniecki answers the following questions: Are spoons, credit cards, & ping-pong balls as dangerous as guns? Do guns, churches, breakfasts, & library books have so much in common they may match one another on EHarmony.com? Is it more deadly to shoot fictional characters with a toy gun in a video game than it is to shoot people with an actual gun in real life? Also, with this book, learn all about: Why it's more moral for former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to cheat on his wife than it is for a gay couple to get married, why conserving the environment is such a turn-off for conservatives, & what House Speaker John Boehner's favorite three-word phrase is (surprisingly it's not "I love orange!" or "Crying is sexy!").
The Mafia Cookbook
The Mafia Cookbook: Killer Recipes from Gangland Kitchens by Barbara La Rocco is a culinary caper that's as spicy as a mobster's temper and as rich as a wise guy's wallet. This isn't just any cookbook; it's a delightful romp through the kitchens of organized crime, where the only thing more dangerous than the recipes is the chef!Key FeaturesA Dash of Humor: With a writing style that feels like you're sitting at a table with your favorite mobster, La Rocco serves up laughs alongside her lasagna. Each recipe comes with side-splitting anecdotes that might just make you feel like you're part of the family-just remember to keep your hands where they can be seen!Mobster Stories: Ever wondered what the Godfather would cook for dinner? Each recipe is paired with tales from the underworld, giving you a taste of both the dish and the drama. You might even learn how to make a mean marinara while dodging a few "offers you can't refuse."Diverse Dishes: From "Killer Meatballs" to "Capone's Cannoli," this book showcases Italian-American cuisine that's so good, it could make even the toughest enforcer weep with joy. Just be careful not to get too attached to your favorite dish-there's always a chance it might go "missing"!Culinary Tips with Attitude: La Rocco doesn't just hand over recipes; she gives you the lowdown on how to prepare them like a pro. You'll learn techniques that might make you feel like you're running your own kitchen operation-minus the need for a getaway car.In short, The Mafia Cookbook is your ticket to cooking up some killer meals while getting a taste of mob life. Just remember: in this kitchen, it's all about family, food, and maybe a little bit of friendly intimidation! So grab your apron and get ready to cook like a wise guy-just don't forget to keep it under wraps!
True Facts That Sound Like Bull #t
Discover a world more unbelievable than fiction!Have you ever wondered how many incredible things surround us? This book is a true game-changer in the world of trivia! Packed with 1,000 shocking facts, it will make you laugh, gasp, and inspire. From mind-blowing natural phenomena to bizarre historical events and astonishing tech and space discoveries - there's something for everyone.Why choose this book?Unique Content: Every fact is handpicked to surprise and ignite curiosity.For Everyone: Perfect for teens, adults, and seniors - knowledge knows no age!Gift-Ready: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion.More Than a Book: A conversation starter, a trivia game, and a source of unforgettable moments.Versatile Fun: Great for home, bathroom, or a fun night with friends.Step away from the ordinary and dive into the extraordinary. Each page offers an intriguing journey into the unknown, filled with the kind of knowledge "they didn't teach in school" that will stay with you forever.Make every moment inspiring - grab this book today and explore how fascinating the world truly is!
Letters from Cicely
Letters from Cicely is a compilation of nonsensical letters written by fictional character, Cicely Sponge to The Bavard Bar, a live entertainment show hosted by Tim B'vard, that blends talks with comedy. Cicely is a former flamenco dancer living in a slightly damp two-bedroom maisonette in Polegate with her long-term friend Alfredo (an Italian downhill skier) and a quintet of budgerigars. The book contains around 150 of Cicely's letters, many of which have been beautifully illustrated by artist Maria O'Neill.
I'm A Llama
This is an educational book that will teach children how to spell Llama through rhyme and rhythm. There are also some fun facts about Llamas that kids will love.
Weird Facts Book for Adults
Discover a World That's Stranger - and Funnier - Than Fiction!Have you ever wondered why penguins give each other pebbles as love tokens, or how a robot vacuum can accidentally become the star of a comedy of errors? In this engaging and humorous collection, you'll uncover the most bizarre, laugh-out-loud, and surprisingly true facts and stories from every corner of life.What You'll Get From This Book: Endless Fascination: Dive into amazing true stories, like the time ketchup was marketed as a medicine or the bizarre tale of a crocodile found in a New York City sewer.Conversation Starters: Impress friends and family with quirky tidbits about everything from peculiar animals to oddball inventions and inexplicable laws.Lighthearted Humor: Enjoy moments of genuine laughter with absurd yet real-life scenarios that prove truth is often stranger than fiction.Fresh Perspectives: Gain a new appreciation for the delightful unpredictability of life, nature, and human creativity.Inspiration: Discover how unexpected accidents - like the invention of the microwave - have shaped our world in surprising ways.Perfect for trivia enthusiasts, casual readers, or anyone in need of a laugh, this book is a reminder that the world is full of delightful surprises waiting to be uncovered. Whether you're looking to brighten your day or simply marvel at life's oddities, this collection of peculiar facts and stories will leave you smiling - and maybe even a little wiser.Prepare to laugh, learn, and see the world in a whole new light!
The Golden Girls Guide to a Golden Life
Unforgettable wisdom, activities fans will love, and unforgettably funny guidance from the Golden Girls are now in one hilarious and heartfelt book! How can you thrive in each stage of your life? Pull up a chair in the kitchen as this hilarious book explores milestone moments and offers golden advice and fun activities through the wise and witty perspectives of everyone's favorite foursome. How would Dorothy approach a difficult situation in a friendship? What are Rose's tips for saving money? What's Sophia's recipe for the perfect lasagna? And what advice would Blanche impart about picking up a date? All of these relatable topics--and more!--are tackled in this book. Topics include family, finances, friendship, health and wellness, style, dating, and aging. An energetic, eye-catching interior design and light activities throughout makes this dip-in-dip-out book a fun reading experience--and a great gift for any age and any occasion.
The Amazing Mr. Beam
What do the Secret Service, Detroit Lions, TSA, and the very large husband of a beautiful hula dancer have in common?They all want answers from the seemingly innocent Mr. Beam.Although he is a devout Southern Christian and the family patriarch, Mr. Beam cannot seem to stay out of trouble. Whether he is conducting a yard sale, traveling, or celebrating holidays with the family, things just happen that could only happen to the amazing Mr. Beam. This compilation of hilarious family gatherings is recounted by one of Mr. Beam's sons-in-law, relating the adventures that follow the man who innocently gets into so many interesting situations.(About the Author)Greg Henderson recently retired after 38 years as a real estate broker and owner. He is a professional tennis instructor who volunteers as a coach of the Albertville High School tennis team in Albertville, Alabama, and is an assistant coach with the Albertville boys varsity basketball team. After earning a college tennis scholarship, he earned a business degree from the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. The author is a member of the Albertville High School Hall of Fame, the Marshall County Sports Hall of Fame, and the Alabama Tennis Hall of Fame. He is a past recipient of the Albertville Citizen of the Year award.
Your Mom’s Gonna Love Me
One part memoir, one part comedy special, one part crazy first date. Just you and Matt between the covers. What could be better? Matt Rife is well aware that he's both the most loved and the most controversial comic in America today. And honestly, he thinks that's your problem. Matt reveals (without apology, of course) what led him to becoming comedy's biggest lightning rod before he reached thirty, in a story full of bold and hysterical takes on everything from Justin Bieber tramp stamps and rap battles with ex-cons to Matt's struggles with depression and his many brushes with failure before finally hitting it big. Born in trashy backwoods Ohio, Matt was saved by his foul-mouthed but loving grandpa Steve, who fostered his passion for standup. He started hitting comedy clubs before he could even drink, cutting his teeth in front of crowds who dared him to succeed. Matt honed a brand of razor-sharp, brutally honest standup that took no prisoners--and took him to the most famous stages of Atlanta and LA before he finished high school. Along the way, he broke the hearts of MILFs everywhere, finally hit puberty at the ripe age of twenty-two, and never, ever backed down. Full of Matt opening up, at his unfiltered best, about his life for the very first time, this book will give his millions of fans everything they want and more--and might even get his insecure enemies to change their minds.
Wake the F*ck Up
Wake the Fuck up is a sharp and funny counterculture adult book that bluntly reminds humans to be fully-conscious humans.The story is set on a farm where a cute little cow grows up being exposed to an adventurous life of harsh realities that he must face without blinders, excuses, or crutches. Profane, creative, radically honest, and full of surprises, Wake the Fuck up entertains, and inspires the reader from start to finish while holding up a truth mirror that reflects on our societal flaws and imbalances. In the end this book imparts a powerful spiritual message and succeeds in jolting the human mind enough to ask "How long have WE been asleep?" WARNING: As beautiful and enlightening as this metaphorical book is to read, you should be forewarned that it is not appropriate for children and will offend hyper-sensitive, and closed-minded people. But then again as its fan, you'll have an attitude of 'why cry over spilled milk - when you can milk another cow!
What the Facts Are You Talking About
Discover a book that combines science, history, culture, and intriguing stories to open up a world of amazing facts and inspiring narratives! "What the Facts Are You Talking About?" is a unique compendium featuring 1,000 fascinating facts - from hidden myths and mysteries of inventions to cultural secrets and astounding natural phenomena.This book is perfect for those seeking a deeper understanding of the world, with a curiosity for the puzzles of the past and present. Whether you're a young adult or a senior, this book will enrich your knowledge and bring engaging topics into your conversations that will linger long after reading.Why choose this book?Created for teens and adults - ideal for those eager to expand their curiosity and gain knowledge while enjoying a captivating read.A wealth of themes - covering history, mythology, nature, and educational trivia, making it a valuable resource on the wonders of the world.Great for sparking conversations - with hundreds of easy-to-share facts, you'll surprise friends and family with discoveries that engage and entertain.Deepens knowledge and stimulates the mind - it not only introduces new subjects but also broadens horizons and nurtures curiosity.A universal gift - an excellent choice for birthdays or holidays, especially for those always eager to learn something new.Don't wait! Give yourself or someone special the chance to embark on an extraordinary journey through stories that inspire and captivate. Grab this book and discover knowledge that enriches and delights!
Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack #25
America's favorite cat is back with this new value-priced edition of three-in-one comic strips (contains: Garfield Road Pizza [#73], Garfield Home Cookin' [#74], and Garfield Fully Caffeinated [#75]) together for the first time in color and super-sized! When one Garfield isn't enough--there's only one thing better than a Garfield collection: three Garfield collections! Garfield Road Pizza Pizza always delivers! Any way you slice it, Garfield loves pizza. Without it, he's a wreck. His like-minded fans will surely savor this piping-hot collection of deliciously funny comics. Life is short. Eat now, and you can rest in pizza. Garfield Home Cookin' Someone's always cookin' up fun--and often trouble--in the Arbuckle home. Whether it's one of Jon's half-baked ideas or mischievous Garfield stirring the pot, it all boils down to an entertaining time for fans! Garfield Fully Caffeinated Garfield was born to be wired! Coffee--and lots of it--is the only way to kick-start his day. Got chocolate? He'll binge on that, too. Garfield lovers will get a jolt of joy from this collection of comics guaranteed to boost your spirits!
I might be Wrong, but I'm Not
When I have episodes of the past, Dr. Lewis recommended I walk, get out of the house, read, exercise, or write. He said, "Write about what you see, what you hear, people making fools of themselves, good people, bad people, funny people, coworkers-people in general." I may sound homophobic, prejudiced, racist, a son of a b--, but I just got my own humor. It sounds f-- up, but it's still humor. A veteran putting his PTSD to good use. I want to dedicate this book to all my vet brothers and sisters and to people who like to travel and read. This book is called I Might Be Wrong, but I'm Not.
The Wrong Sheep
Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes! But you can't have it! My paddock is full of sheep. They eat grass and hang out together and jump fences. But not me. I must be the wrong sheep... I like water slides, icecream, Gameboys and playing hide and seek. Come and see how this little black sheep refuses to fit in and laugh with the whole family. A great gift for young kids and part of the animal series. Belly laughs and giggles garunteed!
