Halloween Party at the Frankensteins
THE HIPPIE is a one act play in rehearsal form. The actors carry their scripts and act as if they are at the first rehearsal of this play. The actors argue with each other and with the director, stage manager and author. The Devil and the local Censor make cameo appearances to object to parts of the play.
Perfect Suspect
A play about a dead man threatening a relative from beyond the grave!
Hilarious Things That Mums Say
The sheep are being racist again! Why she can't be addicted to heroin like a normal person! I couldn't sleep! I was too excited and I couldn't stop thinking about my morning porridge. Don't do drugs! You still have a cold! Robocop is just Jesus with a robot. I can't get the Internet up. The little robots in the computer aren't doing their job. I can't find Noah's Ark under the "True Stories." I don't have wrinkles because I never smiled at my kids. There's no blood in your fingers. Having a child is like having a hairless puppy that learns to talk. Don't point at the hippo! It might bite your arm off and get sick and then we might get in trouble. Your suit nearly hides your moobs. You seem to get on well with my son in spite of his small hands and girly laugh. Is there kangaroo in beef pie? Tell your cereal to stop being so loud. Skype is working! I have so many Internets! I'll never forget what I got on my second date. Pregnant.
Never Eat the Buffett at a Sex Club
I'm afraid this book contains no sex at all and for that matter no food either. As you're here though, welcome to a collection of writings that include his Dubai Diary, the adventures of Colonel Juniper and several other bits of nonsense from comedian Aidan Goatley. This edition also includes scripts from his sell out Edinburgh shows '10 Films with my Dad' and 'The Joys of Retail' 'A brilliant raconteur, very, very funny' Fringeguru 'Charmingly funny' The Scotsman 'A singular wit, highly recommended' Edinburgh Evening News
Tenacity
After the Satanic Panic faded in the United States, a similar panic surged in parts of the Middle East and Northern Africa, where many metalheads were arrested and interrogated. In other corners of the region, government and market forces have made it difficult for metal bands to perform or record their music. And yet, a rich network of metal subcultures is hanging on in places like Lebanon, Egypt, Syria, Iran, South Africa and Botswana. In this collection of essays and articles, find out how moral panics, political unrest and civil wars have challenged metalheads to keep going, and why they're so loyal to the music.
There's Always Pizza!
This book is a compilation of various sayings and phrases that we used as parents throughout our family experience. While these phrases were primarily used in our children's athletic endeavors, they have meanings well beyond sports. We have extracted stories from our own lives as well as from the lives of popular sports figures to convey life lessons.
Hitting the Wall
A layman's comedic rant on the state of our domestic ignorance, global pitfalls, and the excessive, compulsive behavior of the North American culture. The book was written to challenge mankind's fundamental understanding and antiquated concepts of our political systems, religious teachings governed by 2000 year old propaganda and our misguided understanding of mankind's place in the biodiversity of our planet.
Requiem
"Requiem: for hard times, that they come again no more" is a 70-minute Latin Requiem in 15 parts for SATB chorus, string orchestra and timpani. "Requiem" was composed in 2017 by Dennis B獺thory-Kitsz in consideration of the world's state at this time: in turmoil, with dissent and division. This is a study score in letter size; the full tabloid-size score and parts are available from the composer via his website (maltedmedia.com/bathory) where PDF downloads are also available.
The Prettiest Star - a Tribute to David Bowie 1947 / 2016 [EXPANDED]
This publication contains transcriptions of how the world reacted to David Bowie's death and is a tribute to one of the brightest stars ever. He died peacefully surrounded by his family on January 10, 2016, two days after his 69th birthday and the release of his 25th studio lp 'Blackstar' which by the end of 2016 was voted best album of the year by magazines from all over the world, including Newsweek, The Times, Q Magazine, MOJO, Uncut, Les Inrockuptibles and Paste. Included, the David Bowie studio discography Included a vast collection of magazines front cover
Dancing To The Beat Of The Great Green Heart
A collection of essays, speeches, and commentaries on climate change, sustainability, transition towns, and building a movement of hope and power from the passionate, quirky, highly entertaining brain of climate activist, performance artist, and creative roustabout Kathryn Blume.
Unready Songbook
Nonpronto is a piano-driven pop trio from Chicago. This songbook features note-for-note transcriptions of the songs from their debut album, "Unready." Listen to the recordings at www.nonpronto.com.
The Diaries of William Charles Macready, 1833-1851; Volume 1
Tales from the Talking Board
A treatise on entertaining with the Ouija Board for Mystery Entertainers, magicians, mentalists, and seance party performers.
The Play of Archetypes
The Play of Archetypes offers a non-intellectual approach to basic forms of human encounter that are often shaped by archetypes. L繹sel has worked out basic gestures that help to find a intuitive understanding of archetypes like the Ally, the Shadow, the Gatekeeper, the Anima and so on. Detailled descriptions and sample stories make this book a valuable tool for everybody who is striving for a better understanding of human relationships - like actors, authors, teachers, trainers and psychologists.
The Starving Heart
In order to protect the child Tareq from murderous painted dogs, Mhumhi and his sister Kutta have fled Wild Dog City for the endless desert. They are searching for the so-called forbidden place- a building where all the remaining human secrets are locked away. The answers to everything that happened to make Wild Dog City what it is. But they are being pursued, and no place is a safe haven for very long... Between their pursuers and the hopeless quest of keeping Tareq alive, Mhumhi begins to feel his spirit finally breaking. When a new group comes upon the scene- the gray pack, a clan of coyotes and jackals that believe that all species should be united- Mhumhi finds his new bitterness clashing with their ideals. And then someone unexpected asks for his aid: Hlolwa, the leader of the painted dogs, who is carrying her own terrible secret... Includes an extended preview of the upcoming prequel to the Darkeye series!
Records of a Girlhood
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Histoire Du Theatre Francais
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
From The Bench
As a piano teacher, I have the unique opportunity to work in a field I love - the field of music - and to introduce this world to young people. The students come and play each week and I watch them grow in their musical skills and celebrate with them at each milestone they reach along their musical journey. Now I want to share with you the lessons I learned from my students through the years - these are lessons from the bench - the piano bench.
The Official Doctor Who Fan Club Vol 1
This fascinating tale is the first in a two volume set featuring set reports from Carnival of Monsters, The Three Doctors, Planet of the Spiders, Genesis of the Daleks, Terror of the Zygons and Masque of Mandragora, with a full set of the very first Doctor Who fanzine, and facsimiles of the actual letters between the stars and production team of the show. The book features a magnificent foreword by Paul Cornell. More details and orders at www.odwfc.com. Large format paperback 297 x 210, 237 pages
The Chinese Theater
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Bitter!
An assemblage of Bittery goodness, telling the tale of Pale Ale in its many forms. An alphabet soup of names: IPA, PA, AK, BB, AKK, XK, XLK, BA, BBB and many more. From the 1820's to the 1980's, there's everything you need to know about the style that made Burton world famous. Homebrew recipes of Pale Ales of the past, too. Plus loads and loads of tables of numbers
The Public Life Of W.f. Wallett, The Queen's Jester
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Indian Joe The Great Yaquina
Indian Joe is the story of the last Storyteller of the Yaquina Indian tribe. Follow along as Indian Joe learns to hunt, love, and live in a changing world, as the arrival of the white man turns his world upside down.
Short Tales 2020
Shakespeare in Paradise is a theatre festival held every October in Nassau, Bahamas. Part of its mission is to develop new works and new talent for Bahamian theatre. Short Tales was established in 2018 as part of that endeavour. Short Tales is an evening of ten new plays by novice authors, directed by early-career directors. The directors work with Shakespeare in Paradise resident directors, learning the process of preparing an original piece for the stage. Writers' work is workshopped collaboratively-the Short Tales company incorporates a mixture of veteran and novice actors, directors, and tech and stage crew. As COVID-19 kept theatres closed and prohibited live productions throughout 2020, the production-and publication-of Short Tales 2020 was challenged. In 2021, theatres in The Bahamas opened again with limited functions, and the production of Short Tales resumed. Here, at long last, is the publication!!
The Salsa Dancer's Missing Manual
How salsa dancers can gain a deeper understanding of the music and the dance. And become better connected and musical dancers.
The Prebumptious Mr. Punch
This is the story of Punch. Not the lovable character in the seaside booth who deals out violence and dark humour in equal measures but the real-life Punch, who also deals out violence and dark humour in equal measures but seriously lack the 'lovable' factor. He is 'The Prebumptious Mr. Punch'. Given a five year prison sentence after an act of senseless violence, Punch is subjected to the full reforming zeal of the prison system - governors, warders, social workers, chaplains, poetry and circus skills. But can anything change the cycle of violence in Punch's disturbed mind? Especially when the Policeman who arrested him starts to have an affair with Judy, the mother of his baby! Life will become very complicated. Peter Sutton has written a darker than dark comedy, full of astute social comment and as this three-handed play comes to its shattering climax, it asks deep and meaningful questions about prison, about society and about the endearing appeal of Punch and Judy. That's the way to do it!
Always Emerging
Independent filmmaker, curator and educator Nadine M. Patterson shares over twenty years of experience in the world of independent cinema. This book offers practical advice for the independent filmmaker, and critical analysis of the industry.
Hospitality Suite
"Hospitality Suite" is the internationally renowned stage play about three men who work for an industrial-lubricants firm promoting their wares at a convention hospitality suite in Wichita, Kansas. PHIL is an aging account manager who has recently begun to question his life and work. LARRY is a quick-witted salesman with a no-holds-barred tongue and absolute contempt for dishonesty. BOB is a devout young hire from the company research center, on hand to represent technical expertise. Their sights are set on on the head of a large manufacturing firm whose favor could save their ailing company, and as the evening unfolds, unspoken differences between them become lines in the sand and ultimately spark a final battle that lays bare their hearts and leaves no soul unscathed. "Hospitality Suite" was adapted to the screen (by the author) as the film "The Big Kahuna" starring Kevin Spacey and Danny DeVito.
Little Book Of Ballads
A little book of traditional folk ballads from the English speaking world. A portable pocket book handy to keep in your pocket or handbag for easy use at folk clubs, festivals, concerts, schools or just to have with you.
My collection of Quotations and Affirmations
This is a book of inspirational quotes and affirmations, put together simply to keep them all together in one place, for anyone who would care to have it in their library and for those who don't use the internet who don't see many of these quotes at all.
Selected Writings
This selection of work is nothing more than a 'capture' of some pieces that I produced during the two years that I worked at Collarts. Most of these thoughts were originally produced as blog posts, first thoughts or critical responses to media reports. Yes, most of these writings are unconnected to one another but I wanted to capture my thoughts before they were lost in the ether. I believe it is best to lead by example and my desire for Collarts' students to write blogs where they are able to collegially critique one another provided the impetus for this work. Indeed this strategy was successful and Collart's now has a student body that expresses their thoughts via the Collarts' blogs. Job done.
An Aardvark Sang in Leicester Square
The screenplay of Ric Parkinson'd debut feature film. Jaq is beginning to daydream and start to neglect her normal life. Her dream alter-ego is a super-confident super-smart superhero. As she prefers her dreams to reality, a life threatening incident at a picnic could be her chance to sink or swim. Illustrated throughout by screengrabs from the actual film, with cast list and afterword.
The Culchie Dictionary
If you've always found culchies(country people) hard to understand then you've come to the right place. The enigma has been rediscovered, the culchie code has been cracked. Not since the allies solved the enigma code in World War 2 has such a momentous discovery taken place-the enigma has been cracked again! Ok, I'm full of shite, but the point still stands, if you want to understand culchies a little bit better and have a great laugh in the process you'll love this book.Its also very important to take note that the Culchie Dictionary is a book for everyone, except if you're politically correct, under 18, or easily insulted, but apart from that its a book for all.